If you were Santa....

[Goldie Munro]

For all the naughty ladies of the AH:

Santa would bend them over his knees and give them a good paddling.

Mrs Santa would do the same for the naughty gentlemen.

Or vice versa. Whatever turns you on.

The Elves are willing as well. Not sure about Rudolf. I think he'd be rude with the quadrupeds.

jeanne

Oh thank you Missus!

 

[tolyk]

Well, I know I would give a good quality webcam to everyone who doesn't have one.

For specific people I really haven't a clue. I'm horrible with gifts for people I know in person, let alone friends online.

 

[CharleyH]

For CharleyH... Secret Squirrel on DVD

I've seen it! Nasty nuts, man!

 

[CharleyH]

Now i have to go down deeper and see what's in there........

I thought I told you to stop playing with yourself, god dammit!

 

[Just-Legal]

Well, I know I would give a good quality webcam to everyone who doesn't have one.

For specific people I really haven't a clue. I'm horrible with gifts for people I know in person, let alone friends online.

Does that include replacing my grainy one?

 

[tolyk]

Does that include replacing my grainy one?

As I said "good guality" for everyone who doesn't have one (a webcam, or a good quality webcam)

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I thought I told you to stop playing with yourself, god dammit!

PMSL!!!

Nabbed again....hey, I found the watch I was missing.

 

[Guest]

PMSL!!!

Nabbed again....hey, I found the watch I was missing.

Oh FUCK!!!! Bahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

 

[CharleyH]

PMSL!!!

Nabbed again....hey, I found the watch I was missing.

ROFL - I bet

 

[matriarch]

Cloudy, Beautiful. What a wonderful thought. Thank you for that. I really wish I could come and visit you all whenever I wanted. I can't think of a better way to spend my time. Well........maybe.......y'know.......after that.

Imp, the 'time zone nullifying device' would be fantastic. Now you just set too and invent it please.

I'll have to think about you guys before I post my list. Tomorrow, maybe.

 

[Edward Teach]

ROFL - I bet

Ya'll are some sick ass bitches. All of you.

But I love you.




Stup Dity

 

[ABSTRUSE]

ROFL - I bet

It was yours.

 

[Guest]

Lucky: her heart's desire
Evil Alpaca: shears and a silk pillow to kneel upon.
Lou: an arachnid farm
Lewd: flogger...cuz, well...yannow
Charley: her own publishing company
Dran: his own knife manufacturing co.
Cloudy: freedom
Abs: a squillion billion dollars, dream mansion and a nanny
Impressive: a space on the bed with me and Lucky
BeccaLee: her own law firm
CD: a huge sloop so you can see the stars in the dark night
Rumple: overwhelming success with No Hope Enterprizes
Tolyk: round trip tickets for you and your kids for life
Alyxen: huge job promtion and laundry service
Colly: deep sea diving equipment of your dreams
Minsue: a wild life refuge
Sensual Cealy: all the home improvement needs for free
TheEarl: his own earlrotica site but only when course work is completed.
carsonshepard: janet jackson remix and the man of his dreams
BlackShaglan: a cozy stall and someone to ride you
OhMissScarlett: crab cake eating horde...and a standing invite for strip scrabble parties at our house
Rhinoguy: all the drawing materials you need for life
Perdita: her dream chair to read tolstoys Anna Karenina
Lime & Msl: a vacation with me and lucky on a private yacht.
Matriarch: her dream cottage... on both continents
Lisa Denton: all the nude piccies and vibrators she can handle
Ed Teach: a journal for all his sordid dreams...a rather huge one
Honey: kickboxing arena and a man to wrestle with ky
belegon: camera for all the times well let you watch
Lauren: a squillion surfboards and perpetually nice weather
Cantdog: art supplies and trips to anywhere his heart desires
Shereads: her own political newspaper
Lucifer Carroll: snow in hell... what? ive given my soul
RG: the love of your life and all the happiness you can handle.
whew!
i got most of you though i did miss a few im sure.. im just way too blonde

 

[cheerful_deviant]

CD: a huge sloop so you can see the stars in the dark night

Nailed that one right on the head.

 

[nikkijames]

For Nikki: A really cool AV

For Teddy: Nikki

For Fairy: (See Nikki)

Thanks hun ... my AV needs some real work .. but hey I got on up

And I'm very happy with Ted's gift

 

[Guest]

Lucky: her heart's desire
Evil Alpaca: shears and a silk pillow to kneel upon.
Lou: an arachnid farm
Lewd: flogger...cuz, well...yannow
Charley: her own publishing company
Dran: his own knife manufacturing co.
Cloudy: freedom
Abs: a squillion billion dollars, dream mansion and a nanny
Impressive: a space on the bed with me and Lucky
BeccaLee: her own law firm
CD: a huge sloop so you can see the stars in the dark night
Rumple: overwhelming success with No Hope Enterprizes
Tolyk: round trip tickets for you and your kids for life
Alyxen: huge job promtion and laundry service
Colly: deep sea diving equipment of your dreams
Minsue: a wild life refuge
Sensual Cealy: all the home improvement needs for free
TheEarl: his own earlrotica site but only when course work is completed.
carsonshepard: janet jackson remix and the man of his dreams
BlackShaglan: a cozy stall and someone to ride you
OhMissScarlett: crab cake eating horde...and a standing invite for strip scrabble parties at our house
Rhinoguy: all the drawing materials you need for life
Perdita: her dream chair to read tolstoys Anna Karenina
Lime & Msl: a vacation with me and lucky on a private yacht.
Matriarch: her dream cottage... on both continents
Lisa Denton: all the nude piccies and vibrators she can handle
Ed Teach: a journal for all his sordid dreams...a rather huge one
Honey: kickboxing arena and a man to wrestle with ky
belegon: camera for all the times well let you watch
Lauren: a squillion surfboards and perpetually nice weather
Cantdog: art supplies and trips to anywhere his heart desires
Shereads: her own political newspaper
Lucifer Carroll: snow in hell... what? ive given my soul
RG: the love of your life and all the happiness you can handle.
Liar: dream job with an acting troupe
VB: her missing crotchless pink thongs
logophile: the love of her life and books/words...super scrabble
Chilled Vodka: sanity
Amicus: an audience
Svenskaflicka: billions of dollahs and lots of dmc floss
Emerald Kitten: life time passes to Dollywood

well, i certainly messed this one up.. LOL

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Lucky: her heart's desire
Evil Alpaca: shears and a silk pillow to kneel upon.
Lou: an arachnid farm
Lewd: flogger...cuz, well...yannow
Charley: her own publishing company
Dran: his own knife manufacturing co.
Cloudy: freedom
Abs: a squillion billion dollars, dream mansion and a nanny
Impressive: a space on the bed with me and Lucky
BeccaLee: her own law firm
CD: a huge sloop so you can see the stars in the dark night
Rumple: overwhelming success with No Hope Enterprizes
Tolyk: round trip tickets for you and your kids for life
Alyxen: huge job promtion and laundry service
Colly: deep sea diving equipment of your dreams
Minsue: a wild life refuge
Sensual Cealy: all the home improvement needs for free
TheEarl: his own earlrotica site but only when course work is completed.
carsonshepard: janet jackson remix and the man of his dreams
BlackShaglan: a cozy stall and someone to ride you
OhMissScarlett: crab cake eating horde...and a standing invite for strip scrabble parties at our house
Rhinoguy: all the drawing materials you need for life
Perdita: her dream chair to read tolstoys Anna Karenina
Lime & Msl: a vacation with me and lucky on a private yacht.
Matriarch: her dream cottage... on both continents
Lisa Denton: all the nude piccies and vibrators she can handle
Ed Teach: a journal for all his sordid dreams...a rather huge one
Honey: kickboxing arena and a man to wrestle with ky
belegon: camera for all the times well let you watch
Lauren: a squillion surfboards and perpetually nice weather
Cantdog: art supplies and trips to anywhere his heart desires
Shereads: her own political newspaper
Lucifer Carroll: snow in hell... what? ive given my soul
RG: the love of your life and all the happiness you can handle.
Liar: dream job with an acting troupe
VB: her missing crotchless pink thongs
logophile: the love of her life and books/words...super scrabble
Chilled Vodka: sanity
Amicus: an audience
Svenskaflicka: billions of dollahs and lots of dmc floss
Emerald Kitten: life time passes to Dollywood

well, i certainly messed this one up.. LOL

That's ok, we still love ya.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

vella, can I just have a little house on a lake?...um, made of chocolate?

 

[Guest]

For Sincerely_Helene... Colin Firth on a silver platter.

For Honey... A new job that pays $1,000 a day to try out sexy lingerie. And comment on them. (Bonuses for pics)

For sweetsubsarahh... Faith.

For Emerald Kitten... Her own Salon. And a case of whiskey for bookkeeping days.

For RG A 12 year supply of Glenmerangie. (Unaged of course. You get to do that youself) And one bottle of 100 years old.

For Liar... The truth.

For CD, Black Tulip, LilDarlin, The naughty llama, Nikki, Ted, Lime, Belegon, Goldie, and everyone else I may have forgotten... A dozen T-shirts in your favorite colors that say:

I'm Last.
No, Really.
I am too.
No you're not I am.
I AM last DAMMIT!!!

 

[nikkijames]

For CD, Black Tulip, LilDarlin, The naughty llama, Nikki, Ted, Lime, Belegon, Goldie, and everyone else I may have forgotten... A dozen T-shirts in your favorite colors that say:

I'm Last.
No, Really.
I am too.
No you're not I am.
I AM last DAMMIT!!!

Thanks Dranoel for the t-shirt, but it's a lil tight. I mean a medium is a BIT too small

 

[Belegon]

For CD, Black Tulip, LilDarlin, The naughty llama, Nikki, Ted, Lime, Belegon, Goldie, and everyone else I may have forgotten... A dozen T-shirts in your favorite colors that say:

I'm Last.
No, Really.
I am too.
No you're not I am.
I AM last DAMMIT!!!

Now THAT made me Laugh Out Loud ! Inspired there Dran.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

For CD, Black Tulip, LilDarlin, The naughty llama, Nikki, Ted, Lime, Belegon, Goldie, and everyone else I may have forgotten... A dozen T-shirts in your favorite colors that say:

I'm Last.
No, Really.
I am too.
No you're not I am.
I AM last DAMMIT!!!

Hey! I resemble that remark! XL

 

[Belegon]

Literotica Christmas List

Honey: the reverse of Mel Gibson's power from What Women Want
Dranoel: The sword of the DayWalker (Blade)
Cloudy: Harry Potter’s Invisibility Cloak
Just-Legal and Svenska: alternating nights with Harry himself (in a few years)
Lucky: Cyclops’ motorcycle from X-Men
Vella: The Blackbird jet from the same so she can catch her girlfriend.
Evil Alpaca: lifetime supply of the potion from The Emperor’s New Groove
Rebel: Tinkerbell’s wardrobe
SIMA: Obi-Wan’s confidence
Abs: Indiana Jones’ whip to keep us all in line
Colly: the Battlestar Galactica to inspire more “furious” adventures
Ed Teach: The Black Pearl
Impressive: season tickets to the Durham Bulls and a date with their catcher
Dita: Richard Gere’s opera seats from Pretty Woman
Mat, Tolyk, Doormouse and many others with far flung loved ones…: Transporter
Ogg: pick a castle, any castle
Lauren: a spot on the beach from Blue Crush
RG: a hobbit hole with a well-stocked cellar (and Rosie from the Green Dragon)
Min-stress: the island from Cast Away, for when the desert gets too cold


More will come to me, but I want post this for now…

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Evil Alpaca: shears and a silk pillow to kneel upon.

well, i certainly messed this one up.. LOL [/B]

You could NEVER mess up!

(Just happy she remembered me!)

 

[Guest]

You could NEVER mess up!

(Just happy she remembered me!)

this is a wonderful thread, really. i love to give if only a snicker or a blush...it's quite heady isnt it?
i truly love the people here, even the ones who irritate the crap out of me.