If you were Santa....

[impressive]

Literotica Christmas List

Impressive: season tickets to the Durham Bulls and a date with their catcher

Mmmmmmmmm ... Thank you, Santa Crash.

 

[Guest]

Literotica Christmas List...

Dranoel: The sword of the DayWalker (Blade)
Cloudy: Harry Potter’s Invisibility Cloak

...More will come to me, but I want post this for now…

Thanks, but I have that sword.

Invisability cloak? So I can't find her? So I can't admire her beauty ALL the time? So I can't...

Hey wait... Sex with an invisable woman.....

Thanks, Bel, great idea.

 

[Guest]

Ok, well, I've done a few...

Lew: A spanking stool and me (which way round you want to do it is your choice).
Oggbashan: A library big enough to store all your books.
Abs: A pair of wings – permanently attached.
BeccaLee: The ability to live your life just as you wish.
Charley: A squirrel assault course.
Perdita: A translation book: Yorkshire to intelligible English.
Gauche: Beer and a flat cap.
TheEarl: A beautiful woman (inside and out).
Svenskaflicka: Your hubby at home for Christmas and always.
Rumple: The removal of your modesty and a publishing deal.
Doormouse: Same as Rumps.
Lauren: A never ending list of facts and figures for you to collate.
Colly: An agent.
Matriarch: The ability to talk to who you wish, when you wish.
Lisa Denton: A rack and twenty little elf girls.
Pops: Your wife and two of her friends.
Lucky: Nipple salve.
Vella: Ass salve.
Dran: Your little Cloud.
Cloudy: Your Dragon.
Cantdog: I came back and edited this, because I've been thinking for quite some time about what I'd give you. You are very difficult, because, after all, what do you give the man who has everything? Ok, I'll give you one wish (that way you can choose for yourself).

I'll add more later.

Lou

P.S. Thanks for my gifts so far. Vella, the spider farm was quite touching.

 

[Guest]

I hit quote instead of edit. See post above.

 

[CharleyH]

I hit quote instead of edit. See post above.

LOL you are so begging for a brain

 

[Guest]

LOL you are so begging for a brain

Pweese could you ask Santa to give me one in my stocking?

 

[CharleyH]

Pweese could you ask Santa to give me one in my stocking?

Male or female? They are quite different you know

 

[Guest]

Male or female? They are quite different you know

Couldn't I have half of each? Right side female, left side male?

I think that's how my old one was wired.

 

[oggbashan]

Thank you, Lou, for the suggestion that I should have a library large enough for my books.

I'm reducing my library, not just because I don't have the space, but because all the books I really love are already in my head. I can wrestle with my conscience with Hamlet; laugh at and with the Wife of Bath; explore Africa with Allan Quartermain; search for spies with Richard Hannay; chase the white whale with Captain Ahab; fly in the Battle of Britain; and amuse myself with Tom Sharpe - just by remembering.

I think I have a suitable spanking stool lying around in the shop - there it is. That'll do for Lew and Lou.

Og

 

[Lauren Hynde]

What do you mean if I were Santa?

 

[CharleyH]

Couldn't I have half of each? Right side female, left side male?

I think that's how my old one was wired.

Hm, I was thinking they had different shapes and purposes. Male in your stockings, female in your head. Will that do?

 

[Just-Legal]

Just-Legal and Svenska: alternating nights with Harry himself (in a few years)

Uhm, great thought, but can we have Snape instead? *g*

 

[doormouse]

Ok, well, I've done a few...



Rumple: The removal of your modesty and a publishing deal.
Doormouse: Same as Rumps.

Eep!!

I have modesty left????

 

[Guest]

Thank you, Lou, for the suggestion that I should have a library large enough for my books.

I'm reducing my library, not just because I don't have the space, but because all the books I really love are already in my head. I can wrestle with my conscience with Hamlet; laugh at and with the Wife of Bath; explore Africa with Allan Quartermain; search for spies with Richard Hannay; chase the white whale with Captain Ahab; fly in the Battle of Britain; and amuse myself with Tom Sharpe - just by remembering.

I think I have a suitable spanking stool lying around in the shop - there it is. That'll do for Lew and Lou.

Og

I love that, and so know what you mean. Once they are in our heads, they're there for keeps, aren't they?

Hmmm, that reminds me of the Ray Bradbury classic, Fahrenheit 451. You could've been one of those irreplaceable people who stored the texts of entire books in their heads for future transcription back onto paper.

Thank you for the joint gift for Lew and me. We'll put it to good use, I promise you.

Lou

 

[doormouse]

Hm... let me work on this.... lol

I'll be your fave Santa

 

[Guest]

Hm, I was thinking they had different shapes and purposes. Male in your stockings, female in your head. Will that do?

LOL! I get you now!

I desperately need that brain.

I'll have male, ta.

Lou

 

[Guest]

Eep!!

I have modesty left????

Hahaha! Good point!

When it comes to your writing talent you do! Sort that out, k?

Lou

 

[cloudy]

Okay, had to do some thinking for these folks, and I'm sure there are still some I've missed, but I'm trying!

sweetsubsarahh: a full-time bartender/live-in nanny/maid to give you and your husband lots and lots of time to spend together having butt sex.

Edward Teach: a harem of women with a pirate fetish.

Lew: what to give the king twat? Lou, of course, on call, at all times.

Perdita: endless supply of round-trip tickets to Europe, and a personal gondolier.

Vella: scholarship to school of your choice, anywhere, for as long as you want it, and personal jet to fly back and forth to Texas. And, stock in Duracel.

Lucky: see above.

Lauren: endless summer, and the wave to end all waves, over and over again.

Minsue: the perfect job, and rain, whenever you want it.

RG: the woman of your dreams, who treats you like you deserve.

Tolyk: see above.

Lisa Denton: endless supply of porn....oh, wait, you have that already. Hmmmm.....your own herd of wild Boloney, roaming free on your own ranch.

Just Legal: a coveted role in the next Harry Potter flick, you play the love interest.

Svenskaflicka: the job of your dreams, and hubby there with you, full-time.

CD: you're tough, you already have everything.....time off, with pay, to write as much as you like.

Impressive: your best friend now lives next door to you, no more long drives.

Lime: Hats, lots of hats

Mrssublime: freedom from back pain, and a maid (with three kids a maid will certainly come in handy).

Lucifer: air-conditioning - I hear it's hot there. Also, a can of Stop-it to spray at anyone that annoys you.

Liar: that screenplay you've written has just been picked up by a producer in Hollywood, and he wants a deal for three more.

Doormouse: private school for the kids, and self-confidence for you.

 

[CharleyH]

Lauren: and the wave to end all waves, over and over again.

LOL - I am pretty certain she already got that one!

 

[cheerful_deviant]

CD: you're tough, you already have everything.....time off, with pay, to write as much as you like.

I already have everthing? Damn, where did I put it all!?

 

[Just-Legal]

Okay, had to do some thinking for these folks, and I'm sure there are still some I've missed, but I'm trying!
Just Legal: a coveted role in the next Harry Potter flick, you play the love interest.

I love you!

 

[Guest]

Okay, had to do some thinking for these folks, and I'm sure there are still some I've missed, but I'm trying!

sweetsubsarahh: a full-time bartender/live-in nanny/maid to give you and your husband lots and lots of time to spend together having butt sex.

cloudy/Santa - I love you.

 

[doormouse]

Doormouse: private school for the kids, and self-confidence for you.

 

[cloudy]

bumpty-bumpty-bump

 

[minsue]

bumpty-bumpty-bump

Cloudy, it's been raining all day. Thank you, sweets.