If you were Santa....

[tolyk]

Thanks everyone, for all the things said concerning my kids. Appreciate the sentiment.

 

[nikkijames]

As a 'newbie' here I appreciate all the gifts...

The best gift I must say is reading all of these and getting to find out lil tidbits about each of you..

 

[purple_angel]

If I was Santa I'd ditch all the presents and head for the nearest swanky bar! Bet Youre glad I ain't Santa!! HO HE HO!!

 

[EmeraldKitten]

Vella.... I would love you forever for those, LOL.

Dran.... I would love you forever for that, hehehee.
(Especially the Whiskey. Might keep some of that in my station~ for strength while doing the hair of those asshole children, LOL.)

Hmm, what a groovy thread. Let me think some!

 

[doormouse]

Double post

 

[doormouse]

Lewd cuffs, chains, santa's rack
tolyk self confidence, a hot naked chick in his bed
ABSTRUSE a lifetime supply of cigars and a map to the troll's house
Belegon a massage by a naked Swedish chick who stays the night
Dranoel too easy... is it cloudy out?
Tatelou Santa's rack, chains, cuffs
impressive her poetry published and become a famous poet
she_is_my_addiction a new cat-o-nine tails, fluffy cuffs
millenium bard a life
vella a house full of flowers and a huge hug
lucky that massage her AV is crying out for!
Colleen Thomas a new shiny vibrator and a set of handcuffs and blindfold
minsue Mother Goose's phone number
cloudy a dragon
charleyh her own pack of smokes
Ogg A manual on 'How to rid your keyboard of spiders'
Honey123 a photographer who doesn't cut off her head!!
Matrairch (me), ability to leave work at any time if it gets too stressful, a new vibrator with attachments.
Lord_DragonsWing Me!!!
Blokefromthepub A week alone without son or wife around
Alyxen A $100 gift voucher to be ONLY spent at X-Club sextoy shop
RebeccaLeah the cutie pie award and an hour with a sexy Swedish masseur (choice of sex)
Edward Teach a trip to the Pirates of Caribbean set and to meet Johnny Depp (I'm coming too lol)
Perdita the original Shakespeare manuscripts
nikkijames an hour alone with the person of her dreams and photos of the occasion
Lauren Hynde the button that's missing off her shirt and a massage by the man of her dreams
The Mutt chains, blindfold and an hour alone with me and MO
Miss Oatlash chains, blindfold and an hour alone with me and Mutt
Goldie Munro a day alone with the person of her dreams
pop_54 an day alone with all the horny chicks from this site
svenskaflicka A week off work to spend sunbaking on the beach of your choice
cheerful_deviant a pond for the duck
Lucifer_Carroll Saddam Hussein
RhinoGuy his own gallery and a lifetime of supplies
Rumple Foreskin a publisher and the girl in his AV for a day
The Earl distinctions in all classes and a naked chick to celebrate your success
Joe All the sexy chicks you can handle, all naked and lusting you
evil alpacha flea powder
Just_Legal A professional portfolio and a shoot with Hustler magazine
Jeanne_d_artois a body
Sensual Cealy The key to her fave lingerie store and an hour to take what she likes
carson a job with the Chippendales and tickets for all the ladies to watch
BlackShaglan a week on the slopes with the person of your dreams, naked
Virtual Burlesque her own agony aunt and a visit by Santa him/herself to do with as she pleases
lime a weekend in the Bahamas with the person of your choice
mssublime a weekend in the Bahamas with the person of your choice
Cantdog a contract with a publisher who uses his sketches for every new upcoming novel
Snoopy the girl of his dreams who shows him how to kiss, touch, and help lose his cherry
shereads an hour alone in a boxing ring with Bush
logophile a $100 voucher to spend as you wish
Liar a truth serum
Emerald Kitten fleas (well I'm a mouse lol)
sweetsubsarah fluffy cuffs, blindfold and an hour alone with the person of her dreams
Sincerely_Helene a week in the Alps with the person of your dreams
Gauche a winning lotto ticket
Lisa Denton the entire collection of manuals of how to decifer alien signals
purple_angel swanky bar
English Lady a server that doesn't crash
sack red H's on all his stories
fifty5 a winter coat for his cute widdle puppy

There's sure to be plenty I've missed...

Santa's stocking is still full... make a wish and help santa empty his load

 

[fifty5]

fifty5 a winter coat for his cute widdle puppy

Yay! Someone remembered me! (Thanks Mouse.)

Actually, the chap in the av ain't a pup (7-year old miniature pinscher) - and he's already got a wax-jacket, but that's not important.

For the rest of you, I'm not going to name names. I'm a twat, so would be certain to miss out someone who's valuable to me. Instead, to everyone I've talked to here (and every one of you matters), I wish you what you wish yourselves.

2 exceptions:

Lou and J-L.

Katie - what you've already got, but more of it.

Helen - enough cash so that you can relax - you offered me what I truly wanted, when I really needed it. From "Helen's old man"

Oh yeah - and the Mouse for mentioning me by name: tell me what you want and it's yours!

Eff

 

[doormouse]

Yay! Someone remembered me! (Thanks Mouse.)

Actually, the chap in the av ain't a pup (7-year old miniature pinscher) - and he's already got a wax-jacket, but that's not important.

For the rest of you, I'm not going to name names. I'm a twat, so would be certain to miss out someone who's valuable to me. Instead, to everyone I've talked to here (and every one of you matters), I wish you what you wish yourselves.

2 exceptions:

Lou and J-L.

Katie - the result your docs already gave you - your life is special to me.

Helen - enough cash so that you can relax - you offered me what I truly wanted, when I really needed it. From "Helen's old man"

Oh yeah - and the Mouse for mentioning me by name: tell me what you want and it's yours!

Eff

aww just to see you happy is enough for me hon.

 

[fifty5]

aww just to see you happy is enough for me hon.

I'm happy!

Thanks, Dor,

Eff

 

[impressive]

Impressive: your best friend now lives next door to you, no more long drives.

Love this! Thanks, Santa cloudy!

 

[impressive]

Impressive: a space on the bed with me and Lucky

 

[impressive]

impressive her poetry published and become a famous poet

 

[Belegon]

[
Belegon a massage by a naked Swedish chick who stays the night

well, OK...but I can think of an Australian chick who I wouldn't mind joining in too...
(thanx Luv...)

 

[TheEarl]

My Christmas list. I've almost certainly missed out loads of people. Doesn't mean I don't love you - I've just been doing Java all morning (the programming language, not coffee) and my brain's not in the same room as me anymore.

Pear: Two extra weeks off work and a ticket down to SW England. Either that or MG's phone number.
Lou: Her guy to tell her every day just how much she looks like pretty Amy Acker.
Mouse: A big sack full of dry knickers
SIMA: Love and to be loved in return.
Alpaca: A bale of hay
Logophile: Words
Mat: Enough confidence in herself to put more avs up.
Just-Legal: £500 and a free course in Safe and Secure Internet Use for a person of your choice.
Svenska: The power of teleportation across major oceans.
Lisa: Superpowers (Oh come on, you can't deny a SuperLisa would be cool)
Impressive: A never-ending collection of amusing avs. Oh, wait, you already have that.
F5: A ticket to see the Southern England AH members.
Gauche: A gold ring.

I know, missed out so many. Will probably return to add to the list.

The Earl

 

[Guest]

Lou: Her guy to tell her every day just how much she looks like pretty Amy Acker.


The Earl

But you're the only guy who's ever told me that, sweetie.

You're crazy.

Thanks.

Lou

 

[TheEarl]

But you're the only guy who's ever told me that, sweetie.

You're crazy.

Thanks.

Lou

You're right of course. You've got a much nicer arse than her.

The Earl

 

[Guest]

You're right of course. You've got a much nicer arse than her.

The Earl

Now stop, before I say something silly.

Lou

 

[matriarch]

Mat: Enough confidence in herself to put more avs up.

The Earl

Earl........what can I say. Thank you.

Maybe one day, that missing confidence will put in an appearance. For now, what you see is what you get.



pssst........new one up right now. Who knows how long it will stay.

 

[doormouse]

Mouse: A big sack full of dry knickers

The Earl

LMBO!!

Well, if you guys would stop making me wet...

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

Abs~her own real life Abstrusions, and of couse, her boofaerie.
ari~a high school diploma and college acceptance letter, or if that doesn't work, then a lifetime of proving her father wrong
Belegon~me, in a non-lesbian form
Charley~every one of Ann Bannon's "Beebo Brinker" books
CD~his very own china doll
cloudy~her dragon....and an all male nudist colony prison where she can send her husband
Colleen~a computer with perfect, out of this world, state of the art spellcheck, and a typo bunny, just in case
doormouse~an endless supply of panties
Dran~little cloud, and for him to know how eternally grateful i am for his support...even when i'm being bitchy (ditto for the cloud princess)
Kitten~the rights and ownership papers to Dollywood, and her very own set of Dolly costumes and wigs
erratamus~more than five more years
Evil Alpaca~a brush for all that fur
Goldie~a private striptease
Honey~125 dollars
J-Le~a Harry Potter love/sex slave
Lauren~a more revealing santa suit
Lime~a bag of tortilla chips
logophile~a freezer full of ice cream like I promised, and success of our Midwest Cuddle Fest
Lucky~vella, and snow
mat~a spa weekend
minsue~an endless supply of those goose outfits
MysRom~happiness...and to remember you are loved
PJ~a V.C. Andrews boxed set
Rebel~her vampire, and some high quality toe shoes
rg~an assorted box of loves, and some high priced liquor
sara (wherever she may be)~to get the hell away from her family and all the stress upon her
TheEarl~a million and one thanks, and some Buffy vampire makeup
vella~Lucky
veebs~a better doctor
Bear~your own damn website so you can stop faking people out

Des~I have no appropriate words at 8:49 in the morning for the miles we've come or the things we've experienced. Even when I find that someone for me, know that I'll always love you because you were first. So what would I get you for Christmas? Ultimate happiness, for my goddaughter to grow up in a loving environment, for the love between you and Renza to never stop, not ever. And most of all, memories. Life's no good if you can't look back and remember the best moments. My best friend...this is what I wish for you. This and more.

Happy Holidays to everybody, and if I've forgotten someone, let me know....

 

[logophile]

Wow, I'm so touched! I hadn't checked in on this thread because I'm so new here that I barely know most of you. But I've been given a few gifts by other listers and I'm just so happy. I'll think today about what I'd give back if I could give anything and post after I'm back from my errands. Thanks so much!

 

[dreampilot79]

Sighs... pouts... wipes tears

So many lists... so many names.... and .. and to what do my wandering eyes behold?

Wipes a few more tears... my name ain't on a single one of em.

And all I want is just a pinch of talent and a spell checker that works on posts. OOPS almost forgot.. a hanky to wipe my tears!

May you all get what you want.

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

Sighs... pouts... wipes tears

So many lists... so many names.... and .. and to what do my wandering eyes behold?

Wipes a few more tears... my name ain't on a single one of em.

And all I want is just a pinch of talent and a spell checker that works on posts. OOPS almost forgot.. a hanky to wipe my tears!

May you all get what you want.

dreampilot~bushels and bushels of talent and a muse to spark it with...plus a beautiful new spellchecker with a lifetime guarantee.

 

[cloudy]

Sighs... pouts... wipes tears

So many lists... so many names.... and .. and to what do my wandering eyes behold?

Wipes a few more tears... my name ain't on a single one of em.

And all I want is just a pinch of talent and a spell checker that works on posts. OOPS almost forgot.. a hanky to wipe my tears!

May you all get what you want.

Come sit on santa's helper's lap, and tell me what you'd like for xmas......have you been bad or good this year?




You must promise to be worse next year.

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

Come sit on santa's helper's lap, and tell me what you'd like for xmas......have you been bad or good this year?




You must promise to be worse next year.

Cloud did you see my list?