If you were Santa....

[cloudy]

Cloud did you see my list?

yes, babe....thanks.

 

[dreampilot79]

Come sit on santa's helper's lap, and tell me what you'd like for xmas......have you been bad or good this year?




You must promise to be worse next year.

Damn Cloudy.. I've been very good at bein bad

 

[cloudy]

Damn Cloudy.. I've been very good at bein bad

Good to know, but I'm sure, with a little practice, you can be even better at being bad next year.......wanna practice?

 

[dreampilot79]

Good to know, but I'm sure, with a little practice, you can be even better at being bad next year.......wanna practice?

YES!!!!!! MORE PRACTICE!!!!!! Hey I wanna keep doin it over and over and over till my performance is perfect.... Hmmm If I get to keep doin it over.. maybe just a hair short of absolute perfection!

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

YES!!!!!! MORE PRACTICE!!!!!! Hey I wanna keep doin it over and over and over till my performance is perfect.... Hmmm If I get to keep doin it over.. maybe just a hair short of absolute perfection!

My gift meant nothing?

 

[dreampilot79]

My gift meant nothing?

Your gift warmed the very cockles of my heart.. hmmm... but sitting on cloudy's lap.. that warmed my... welll cockles is close but a few too many letters!

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Sighs... pouts... wipes tears

So many lists... so many names.... and .. and to what do my wandering eyes behold?

Wipes a few more tears... my name ain't on a single one of em.

And all I want is just a pinch of talent and a spell checker that works on posts. OOPS almost forgot.. a hanky to wipe my tears!

May you all get what you want.

gallop . . . gallop . . . gallop . . . gallop . . . HUG gallop . . . gallop . . . gallop . . .

The masked Alpaca delivers another drive-by snuggle!

To dreampilot . . . a spot on everyone's Christmas list!

 

[dreampilot79]

gallop . . . gallop . . . gallop . . . gallop . . . HUG gallop . . . gallop . . . gallop . . .

The masked Alpaca delivers another drive-by snuggle!

To dreampilot . . . a spot on everyone's Christmas list!

I am suddenly so very touched!!!!! hmmmm a little lower please!

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

Your gift warmed the very cockles of my heart.. hmmm... but sitting on cloudy's lap.. that warmed my... welll cockles is close but a few too many letters!

Sitting on cloudy's lap warms everyone's......cockles.

 

[cloudy]

Sitting on cloudy's lap warms everyone's......cockles.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Sitting on cloudy's lap warms everyone's......cockles.

I think I need a demonstration!

 

[dreampilot79]

Sitting on cloudy's lap warms everyone's......cockles.

Not to mention engages my hydraulic desk lifter!

 

[Evil Alpaca]

I am suddenly so very touched!!!!! hmmmm a little lower please!

I hear that a lot on these threads. Where's that pillow Vella got for me?

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

I think I need a demonstration!

I don't think I'm allowed to sit on her lap like that. I'm a girl.

 

[dreampilot79]

I don't think I'm allowed to sit on her lap like that. I'm a girl.

I would offer you a seat on my lap... but ummmm... then we'd have to talk about.......

 

[Evil Alpaca]

I don't think I'm allowed to sit on her lap like that. I'm a girl.

Cloudy Clause loves ALL the naughty girls and boys! So have a seat and tell her what you want!

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

I would offer you a seat on my lap... but ummmm... then we'd have to talk about.......

Lesbian...

 

[cloudy]

I don't think I'm allowed to sit on her lap like that. I'm a girl.

Says who?

Did someone make a rule without telling me? Y'all know you have to tell me the rules ahead of time, I get so confused if you don't!

 

[cloudy]

Lesbian...

PMSL!!

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Says who?

Did someone make a rule without telling me? Y'all know you have to tell me the rules ahead of time, I get so confused if you don't!

I came up with a rule! See my earlier post and decide if it is aggreable!

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

Says who?

Did someone make a rule without telling me? Y'all know you have to tell me the rules ahead of time, I get so confused if you don't!

I can sit in your lap, just not like that.

Dirty naughty lap sitting....

 

[dreampilot79]

Rules? There are rules????? Hell with it.. if there are.. rules are made to be broken!!!!

 

[dreampilot79]

Likes dirty naughty lap sitting.

Thinks that's the path to a naughty new year!!!!

 

[cloudy]

Rules? There are rules????? Hell with it.. if there are.. rules are made to be broken!!!!

Exactly.

Although, I gotta admit, I like the fuzzy one's rule pretty good.

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

Exactly.

Although, I gotta admit, I like the fuzzy one's rule pretty good.

Okay but I still can't sit on Mrs. Clause like that!