I'm Declaring War on the Author's Hangout

[Guest]

Telegram from undisclosed island in the Mediterranean:

Ogg and Flicka: NOW you show up?

Pops, Perd, Earl & Lou

 

[pop_54]

Ahhhhhhh

Is this the fastest growing thread in AH?

Ahh eat your hearts out GB crew, our Skandinavian beauty has come to the rescue.

 

[oggbashan]

I'm a General. Generals keep well away from the fighting and only emerge from the chateau where they have been enjoying good food, fine wine and cuban cigars when there is credit to be claimed.

What else do you expect? Fighting? Orders? No way. The more troops get killed or injured the more likely I'll get another star on my shoulders.

Og

 

[pop_54]

Ha

I'm a General. Generals keep well away from the fighting and only emerge from the chateau where they have been enjoying good food, fine wine and cuban cigars when there is credit to be claimed.

What else do you expect? Fighting? Orders? No way. The more troops get killed or injured the more likely I'll get another star on my shoulders.

Og

Yeppers, typical General, come on chaps attack, I'm right behind you.

 

[MathGirl]

Good grief! I'm away for a few hours, and look what happens.
MG

 

[pop_54]

Hoorayyyyyyy!!!!!!!!

Good grief! I'm away for a few hours, and look what happens.
MG

OK that's it we've won, our secret weapon's arrived at last, where you been girl we needed you earlier to avoid so many casualties

 

[TheEarl]

I'm a General. Generals keep well away from the fighting and only emerge from the chateau where they have been enjoying good food, fine wine and cuban cigars when there is credit to be claimed.

What else do you expect? Fighting? Orders? No way. The more troops get killed or injured the more likely I'll get another star on my shoulders.

Og

Scene: Rimmare and Lister are discussing Rimmer's obsession with war.

Lister: You're really into all of this stuff, aren't you Rimmer. You collect these toy soldiers, you play stupid strategy game and you read those magazine. Kind of ironic cause when you get down to it, you're such a basic natural coward. Remember that fight on Mimas. You were out of that pub quicker than a whippet with a bum full of dynamite.
Rimmer: That's different. That was a common bar room brawl, a drunken set to.
Lister: Which you started.
Rimmer: I didn't start it. I simply voiced the rumour that McWilliams was sexually tilted in favour of sleeping with the dead. I didn't start the rumour, I just voiced it.
Lister: To his face. Right to his face. When he was with his four biggest mates. And then you do your Roadrunner act and leave me to face the music.
Rimmer: But I could have got hurt!
Lister <snorts>: Fine general you would have been.
Rimmer: Lister, Generals don't fight. They don't smash a Newcastle Brown bottle into someone's face and say 'Stitch that Jimmy.' Generals are in the white tent on the hillside above the fighting, sipping Sancerre and directing the battle.

The Earl

 

[Guest]

Scene: Rimmare and Lister are discussing Rimmer's obsession with war.

Lister: You're really into all of this stuff, aren't you Rimmer. You collect these toy soldiers, you play stupid strategy game and you read those magazine. Kind of ironic cause when you get down to it, you're such a basic natural coward. Remember that fight on Mimas. You were out of that pub quicker than a whippet with a bum full of dynamite.

And I remember what happened to Rimmer's soldiers, also the camphor wood chest he stored them in had an inexplicable guitar shape cut out of it.

Let this be a lesson to you, you GB pussies.

Victorious,

Lou

 

[Guest]

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

Has the blitzkreig abated??

I was...um...sequestered with the General...ah, strategizing...

 

[MathGirl]

I was...um...sequestered with the General...ah, strategizing...

Oh, so THAT'S what they're calling it nowdays.
MG

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: RosevilleCAguy

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

"Sequestered" or "strategizing".....?

Let's use it in a sentence.

"I've been sequestered on my knees under the general's desk."

Now strategizing?

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Yep, we whipped their butts into submission with rapier-like speed. Boring bastards, they could've put up a much better fight than that.

Not available, but always up for a flirt,

Lou

 

[pop_54]

Wink

Yep, we whipped their butts into submission with rapier-like speed. Boring bastards, they could've put up a much better fight than that.

Not available, but always up for a flirt,

Lou

Hey fancy a flirt beautiful,

 

[Guest]

 

[Robert Earl]

Aha ! Take that !

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

You still hanging around, looking for a piece of my arse?
"Only following orders." Ha! That's what they all say.

Lou (having my R&R now)

Stateside, there is no "r" no "e" but there is an additional "s".

And if I wasn't on the West Coast, I might consider it.

Well I was only following orders. Im kind of boring that way.

Either that or I'm a sub.

Nah, I'm just boring.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Stateside, there is no "r" no "e" but there is an additional "s".

And if I wasn't on the West Coast, I might consider it.

Well I was only following orders. Im kind of boring that way.

Either that or I'm a sub.

Nah, I'm just boring.

Yeah, I know how you lot spell arse, but us Brits spell it the posh way, so up yours you boring fart.

Hey Rose, it was fun while it lasted, thanks for amusing me this evening.

Pops, that offer of a flirt still open? I fancy a bit of rough pirate in me.

Lou

Ps. That cock slipped down nicely, any more where that came from?

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Yeah, I know how you lot spell arse, but us Brits spell it the posh way, so up yours you boring fart.

Hey Rose, it was fun while it lasted, thanks for amusing me this evening.

Pops, that offer of a flirt still open? I fancy a bit of rough pirate in me.

Lou

Ps. That cock slipped down nicely, any more where that came from?

LOL. Anytime.

We got a war with the Playground mod to fight anyway.

 

[Guest]

 

[pop_54]

Too right

WAR on the playground!?
now there's a challenge!...might as well invade France!

rhino

Too bloody right, place wants invading, or something along those lines.

Hey that's a thought, if the Pope were attacked from behind, would Greece help

 

[Guest]

Rhino, what's the chances they come back in here, begging us for back-up? I'd love to see them grovelling on their knees before me. Hehehe.

Lou