I'm Declaring War on the Author's Hangout

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

 

[pop_54]

Yeppers

Yeah, I know how you lot spell arse, but us Brits spell it the posh way, so up yours you boring fart.

Hey Rose, it was fun while it lasted, thanks for amusing me this evening.

Pops, that offer of a flirt still open? I fancy a bit of rough pirate in me.

Lou

Ps. That cock slipped down nicely, any more where that came from?

Always open for a bit of flirting love and I can be as rough or as gentle as you feel the need, not all pirates are rough buggers, or is that bugger'ers, oops

Always a cock or two about, or was that cockatoo. oh I don't know I'm so bloody confused tonight, I put it down to the Stella.

 

[MathGirl]

Re: Too right

Hey that's a thought, if the Pope were attacked from behind, would Greece help

Dear Pop,
Is this open season on bad jokes?
Sincerely,
Sam and Janet

 

[pop_54]

Re: Re: Too right

Dear Pop,
Is this open season on bad jokes?
Sincerely,
Sam and Janet

Dear MG
Yes!!
Sincerely: Sam and Janet Evening.

 

[Guest]

Lou-
I would gladdly grovel before you!
Tho' typically I prefer to be less "sub"

rhino

Good, because I do prefer to be sub.

Pops, I'll take it as rough as you want to give it. I've also been on the Stella tonight, damn fine stuff.

Lou

 

[Guest]

 

[pop_54]

Yeppers

Pops...seems we will be taking turns!

Lou is a dream!

rhino-probing

I don't mind grovelling second mate, never been a prude

Lou is a very damp dream

 

[Guest]

Lou is a little bit tipsy, and it's way past her bedtime.

Oh shit, it's time to get worried when I start talking about myself in the third person.

I need bed.

Lou

 

[Guest]

Re: Yeppers

 

[Guest]

 

[pop_54]

Hehe!!

Good, because I do prefer to be sub.

Pops, I'll take it as rough as you want to give it. I've also been on the Stella tonight, damn fine stuff.

Lou

Ok love, rough it is, yummy damn brain damaging stuff after the first several Stella's, bloody local Dillon's are selling it 8 cans for a fiver, I'll be glad when they run out, hehe!!

 

[ksmybuttons]

You, of the author's hangout, should know ALL plurals of penis!

Main Entry: pe·nis
Pronunciation: 'pE-n&s
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): pluralpenes /'pE-(")nEz/; or pe·nis·es
Etymology: Latin, penis, tail; akin to Old High German faselt penis, Greek peos

 

[pop_54]

yep

Lou is a little bit tipsy, and it's way past her bedtime.

Oh shit, it's time to get worried when I start talking about myself in the third person.

I need bed.

Lou

Yep then bed it must be, but the state of us two by the sounds of it, that's about all it would be

Night love if you're off to bed, sleep tight, I must away for a while anyway, someone's waiting to use the PC for 10 minutes.

pops..........

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

You, of the author's hangout, should know ALL plurals of penis!

Main Entry: pe·nis
Pronunciation: 'pE-n&s
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): pluralpenes /'pE-(")nEz/; or pe·nis·es
Etymology: Latin, penis, tail; akin to Old High German faselt penis, Greek peos

Oi, smartarse, we're both right. According to the OED the plural of penis is penises or penes. Penises is stated first, and looks right, so that's what I go with. Shove that in your pipe and smoke it.

Harumph. I'm off to bed now... c'mon fellas.

Lou

Ps. Night night Pops, you sweetheart.

 

[Guest]

 

[LorriLove]

freek me

You, of the author's hangout, should know ALL plurals of penis!


Inflected Form(s): pluralpenes

wow shit, that's a big one honey, giggle, know how to use it

 

[Quasimodem]

You lock a whole bunch of pricks up together, and they call it a Peni-Tentuary

 

[Guest]

I always loved the term 'penile servitude'.

Perdita

 

[ksmybuttons]

Poof!

 

[TheEarl]

It depends which piece. There are some pieces that we'll fight tooth and nail to keep. Chicklet's breasts for a start .

The Earl

 

[Guest]

I like my penes big. That one was a 13!

I actually found it as a plural just recently and love it. It's rather a giggle don't you think?

You people are fun. If this is war, I don't want any peace. Maybe a piece...

Hey KS, what I like about your version, penes, is it sounds like my fave pasta, penne. Can't wait to order some next time I go to my fave Italian restaurant.

cheers, Perdita

p.s. 13" is too much for me, but good on you.

 

[Guest]

It depends which piece. There are some pieces that we'll fight tooth and nail to keep. Chicklet's breasts for a start

Lefftenant Earl: we should have kept some POWs. Rats.

Capt. Pear

 

[pop_54]

Yeppers

Yea and my bird, can't have my bird

Hey KS nice to have met you over here, pop in again sometime.