I'm ok. you're creepy

[Vincent E]

I have a rather disturbing image in my mind: Rhino and Gauche, holding hands and skipping.

Gollum and a three-ton rhinoceros skipping down the street hand-in-hand? Now I would pay admission to see that.

 

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[destinie21]

Lawn seats $35

rhino-at the gate

As your agent I'll need to collect the standard 15% and lets not forget the agents tax that I'm enforcing.

 

[destinie21]

aww how cute
and only mildly disturbing

 

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[destinie21]

SEE? I knew i had few friends!

Destinie...just exploiting a poor beast and a...um...er.....poor beast.


rhino-found this gig on my own--Harumph
well....TateLou CONCEPTUALIZED it and Vincent offered to pay.

shares only with Gauche

(try an' pimp us will ya?)

http://www.xs4all.nl/~gradus/art/scary.jpg

FINE. If that's how you're going to treat me I quit.
Harumph.

Ahem there's just the little matter of payment.

 

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[destinie21]

HA!
you can take it outa my hide!

rhino-yer big pointy teeth don't scare me

You'll be hearing from my attorney buddy

http://www.xs4all.nl/~gradus/art/Toni_Braxton.jpg

ps: my teeth are not pointy

 

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[destinie21]

My attorney only uses pony express so there
It'll be days and days and days but you'll hear from him.

 

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[gauchecritic]

Rhino is my friend and I am in England. We don't do the pimp thing here and NO 15%.

Let's see you pony your express ass across the atlantic without getting totally wet (and drowned)

Posted by Rhino

FINE!

I KNEW you would go for the beautiful woman over the bumpy beast.

But it's you I come home to.

Gauche

 

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[gauchecritic]

hey! what's that i smell on yer breath?

rhino-you just jump up here on my back and we'll joust that pussy-express attorney right back where he came from.

Eerm... Alchohol? Yeah alchohol. No fanny batter* on my breath. No sir.

No really. I spent most of the night fending off a 'dumped' girl who kept moving the hair out of my eyes and attempting to poke her finger in my mouth. I declined. Honestly.

Gauche

*If you need to ask you don't wanna know. (Ask Aunty Loulou)

 

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Not to derail this already derailed thread.... But I gotta say..

Dest, those are great fuckin' pictures. Truly top class.

 

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[gauchecritic]

Dest, those are great fuckin' pictures. Truly top class.

Just making those words come up twice.

Gauche

Edited to make that three times.

 

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Eerm... Alchohol? Yeah alchohol. No fanny batter* on my breath. No sir.

No really. I spent most of the night fending off a 'dumped' girl who kept moving the hair out of my eyes and attempting to poke her finger in my mouth. I declined. Honestly.

Gauche

*If you need to ask you don't wanna know. (Ask Aunty Loulou)

Oi, darlin'! Next time to take me out to an equally top-notch joint, remind me to wear my sou'wester. My hair's so sticky now; I could do an awesome pinhead impression.

Rhino, Aunty Loulou's lips are sealed.

Mrs, you are incredible.

Loulou

 

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heehee!
got friends from Bournemouth.....

great term. HADN't heard it complete(just the fanny part)

Eh? What? Who? Should I be concerned?

Loulou

 

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