I'm turning from lesbian to bisexual.

[Stella_Omega]

And now you're trying to read minds again.

 

[Etoile]

In other words, if your nipples pop and you get wet when you think of some dude, you ain't a dyke! If you find them "artistically attractive" or if you think he would genetically make pretty babies that's one thing. If you get a case of the "pussy gushies" that's another. In the first case you aren't really responding sexually (so you get to keep your membership card ) and in the second case you are (so just tear the damn thing up cuz we're changing the locks to the clubhouse!)

Oh hey, look at me being all late to the response! I totally missed this before. In my defense, I was distracted for Jan and Feb, getting ready to move overseas.

You have actually pegged it spot on for me. I find people like Ian McKellan and Johnny Depp "artistically attractive" and I especially think Johnny Depp would make gorgeous babies. Usually I phrase this as "oh, I'd totally do Ian McKellan" but it's really more like...I want to sit at Ian McKellan's feet and tell him how amazing he is and beautiful and I love his acting etc etc. I don't actually want his penis anywhere near my vagina. I never really thought of the phrase "artistically attractive" before but it makes total sense, especially since I don't understand how some women do get all hot and heavy for pretty guys. I'm like yeah, Johnny Depp is totally beautiful, but you actually want to have sex with him? I just want to tell him he's really pretty and a good actor and have him be my friend and we can go to the movies and stuff.

Also, I totally missed everything that happened over the last five pages or so. No wonder it seemed like I was taking sides or something. I just now actually caught up.

 

[John Doe]

Oh hey, look at me being all late to the response! I totally missed this before. In my defense, I was distracted for Jan and Feb, getting ready to move overseas.

You have actually pegged it spot on for me. I find people like Ian McKellan and Johnny Depp "artistically attractive" and I especially think Johnny Depp would make gorgeous babies. Usually I phrase this as "oh, I'd totally do Ian McKellan" but it's really more like...I want to sit at Ian McKellan's feet and tell him how amazing he is and beautiful and I love his acting etc etc. I don't actually want his penis anywhere near my vagina. I never really thought of the phrase "artistically attractive" before but it makes total sense, especially since I don't understand how some women do get all hot and heavy for pretty guys. I'm like yeah, Johnny Depp is totally beautiful, but you actually want to have sex with him? I just want to tell him he's really pretty and a good actor and have him be my friend and we can go to the movies and stuff.

Also, I totally missed everything that happened over the last five pages or so. No wonder it seemed like I was taking sides or something. I just now actually caught up.

Do you play Words With Friends?

 

[Safe_Bet]

Oh hey, look at me being all late to the response! I totally missed this before. In my defense, I was distracted for Jan and Feb, getting ready to move overseas.

You have actually pegged it spot on for me. I find people like Ian McKellan and Johnny Depp "artistically attractive" and I especially think Johnny Depp would make gorgeous babies. Usually I phrase this as "oh, I'd totally do Ian McKellan" but it's really more like...I want to sit at Ian McKellan's feet and tell him how amazing he is and beautiful and I love his acting etc etc. I don't actually want his penis anywhere near my vagina. I never really thought of the phrase "artistically attractive" before but it makes total sense, especially since I don't understand how some women do get all hot and heavy for pretty guys. I'm like yeah, Johnny Depp is totally beautiful, but you actually want to have sex with him? I just want to tell him he's really pretty and a good actor and have him be my friend and we can go to the movies and stuff.

Also, I totally missed everything that happened over the last five pages or so. No wonder it seemed like I was taking sides or something. I just now actually caught up.

I personally can't believe that anyone would read that crap without having a gun held to their heads!

Nobody ever DARE question your dedication as a moderator after that!