Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[Trubbycat]

Oh goody! Another SNES nerd!

Actually it's Doctor Who...

 

[Saltfountain]

Actually it's Doctor Who...

Dr Whom?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Is it sonic?

Is it bigger on the inside?

 

[azz_vt]

Want to come in and look at my Lego?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Want to come in and look at my Lego?

Just the one? What color is it? How many studs? Is it the jointed one?

 

[Saltfountain]

Just the one? What color is it? How many studs? Is it the jointed one?

He said stud

*sniggers*

 

[AlwaysDancing]

He said stud

*sniggers*

Ohhh. Oh, look. This stud finder beeps so loud pointed at me

 

[Saltfountain]

Ohhh. Oh, look. This stud finder beeps so loud pointed at me

*whispers in his ear*

You're holding a smoke alarm, and it needs a new battery...

 

[Chloe_Harper]

*whispers in his ear*

You're holding a smoke alarm, and it needs a new battery...

What's your opinion on a dirty mouth? Cuz I didn't brush my teeth today

 

[Sunlover101]

What's your opinion on a dirty mouth? Cuz I didn't brush my teeth today

Hi. Do you still use a ribbon on your typewriter?

 

[Saltfountain]

What's your opinion on a dirty mouth? Cuz I didn't brush my teeth today

You're fine. My rule of life is they need more teeth than fingers, and you just about qualify...

Hi. Do you still use a ribbon on your typewriter?

Only to floss @Chloe_Harper's remaining teeth

 

[Peter_Out]

/sends him a dick pic

 

[Chloe_Harper]

((Pulls up folder of dick pics on the phone))

Which of these matches what you have closest?

 

[cdstefi]

((Pulls up folder of dick pics on the phone))

Which of these matches what you have closest?

I see you're pansexual, wanna come back to check my Le Creuset?

 

[Beardy_181]

I see you're pansexual, wanna come back to check my Le Creuset?

Wanna see my large van with tinted windows?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Is it bigger on the inside?

Aren't we all....

 

[dawn_of_night]

Ok wait I thought @dawn_of_night was bringing yarn for crafts? What’s the rope for — is it something kinky?

Always kinky with you shugg.....
And @UnquietDreams
And @Saltfountain ....
And.....
Hm...

 

[Scarred65]

I'm ok with oral only. My mouth is cleaner than my dick.