Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[Apisto42]

You get me so hot I can’t help but queef

I’ve got ketchup AND catsup.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I think I put my pants on backwards, will you check for me?

 

[Apisto42]

I think I put my pants on backwards, will you check for me?

It’s supposed to be “incompetently flirt”. Cause I love to check how a woman’s pants fit!

 

[hotcpu]

I think I put my pants on backwards, will you check for me?

I'd gladly take another look but I already stared enough before to know you didn't

 

[lindi_85]

I'd gladly take another look but I already stared enough before to know you didn't

Heeeey. My names Jeff

 

[Saltfountain]

Heeeey. My names Jeff

That's awesome! My Dad's name was Jeff! Want me to do the same for you that I did for him?

 

[Coyote100]

How would you like to trade pictures?

 

[Saltfountain]

How would you like to trade pictures?

Fantastic!

This one is my dad, here's my puppy, and oh, this one's my grandad! Yeah he was a nudist well into his 80s...

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Ah! Yes! I see it. I guess not everything gets passed down....shame.

 

[Eyelevel]

Ah! Yes! I see it. I guess not everything gets passed down....shame.

Was your dad a thief, cause he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

 

[base10]

Was your dad a thief, cause he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

Let’s go hang out under fluorescent lighting

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I've got a magic 8 ball, and when I asked it if we should go out, it said "Without a Doubt". So clearly, we're made for each other

 

[base10]

I've got a magic 8 ball, and when I asked it if we should go out, it said "Without a Doubt". So clearly, we're made for each other

Signs point to yes, but I’m not going to tell you the question

 

[Jillyn5309]

"Sure, you can walk me home. You're not allergic to cats, are you?"

 

[base10]

"Sure, you can walk me home. You're not allergic to cats, are you?"

I better not come inside then

 

[Saltfountain]

"Sure, you can walk me home. You're not allergic to cats, are you?"

Not at all, I think they're delicious

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Not at all, I think they're delicious

Gordon? Gordon, is that you?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Gordon? Gordon, is that you?

We are taking signatures as part of the Coalition Operations Against Labels.... COAL, if you were. Santa's naughty and nice list has gotten out of hand. You look like you'd make a great fake Santa to get people to sign our petition. So, ya in?

 

[Saltfountain]

We are taking signatures as part of the Coalition Operations Against Labels.... COAL, if you were. Santa's naughty and nice list has gotten out of hand. You look like you'd make a great fake Santa to get people to sign our petition. So, ya in?

Send bobs and vagine bb

 

[Lemmetri]

Do you want see how many clicks it takes to get to the creamy center?

 

[Lemmetri]

Do you want see how many clicks it takes to get to the creamy center?

*licks*

 

[Saltfountain]

*licks*

Want to take a hot and steamy journey through the forum edit function?

 

[crow169]

Want to take a hot and steamy journey through the forum edit function?

made me laugh and idk why

 

[Saltfountain]

made me laugh and idk why

I see you appreciate the British Broadcasting Corporation... Want to discuss your favourite programmes with me?

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

I see you appreciate the British Broadcasting Corporation... Want to discuss your favourite programmes with me?

Ok but yeah I think that’s kinda hot so I think that’s a true flirty statement. It works for me!