Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[Sexy_Singer]

Ever see Psycho?

 

[Apisto42]

Ever see Psycho?

No, but fatal attraction was pretty good.

I’ve got a great recipe for rabbit. Want to come over for dinner?

 

[Sexy_Singer]

No, but fatal attraction was pretty good.

I’ve got a great recipe for rabbit. Want to come over for dinner?

Fucking cannibal

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Fucking cannibal

I ordered pizza. I got your favorite. Pineapple and Canadian bacon! I ordered with extra pineapple for you.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

I ordered pizza. I got your favorite. Pineapple and Canadian bacon! I ordered with extra pineapple for you.

I'm a pickle guy myself

 

[SmilingLez]

I'm a pickle guy myself

There's something about a fermented fellow

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

I'm a pickle guy myself

Oh darn- I don’t have those parts. If pickle is a euphemism for something else? Or is that eggplant?

 

[Breaking_Dawn_Fantasy]

I ordered pizza. I got your favorite. Pineapple and Canadian bacon! I ordered with extra pineapple for you.

I mean… if you keep doing thoughtful stuff like this, I’m gonna start developing feelings at an unsafe speed.

 

[Fred6969]

That's good. I like my women fast and out of control........

 

[Breaking_Dawn_Fantasy]

That's good. I like my women fast and out of control........

There are train wrecks... then there's me.

 

[Fred6969]

There are train wrecks... then there's me.

"All aboard!!!"

 

[Breaking_Dawn_Fantasy]

"All aboard!!!"

Board? Waterboard? I'm your girl.

 

[Fred6969]

Board? Waterboard? I'm your girl.

Think waterboarding, but with wax.....

 

[Breaking_Dawn_Fantasy]

Think waterboarding, but with wax.....

My car does need detailing.

 

[Fred6969]

Speedy car?

 

[redcalling]

Ey your socks match

 

[Breaking_Dawn_Fantasy]

Ey your socks match

Thats because my feet look like hands.

 

[redcalling]

At least your hands don’t smell like your feet

 

[Breaking_Dawn_Fantasy]

At least your hands don’t smell like your feet

Thats because I wipe back to front.

 

[redcalling]

Thats what she said

 

[Breaking_Dawn_Fantasy]

Thats what she said

Thats what I said.

 

[redcalling]

Oh snap! Jinx!

 

[Breaking_Dawn_Fantasy]

Oh snap! Jinx!

I've got the power!

 

[Lmizzler]

You’ve got nice elbows.

 

[redcalling]

Your body hair reminds me of a lion