Intellectual Erotica

[mickyp123]

"A grind can be as subtle and sensuous as it can be base"

I think a little said that

 

[HeyItsDani]

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv14o4LCBB1qzjoe7o1_400.png

 

[whome1952]

 

[Dreamliner]

Going on holiday..............

http://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2011/11/4ecac3551cc7e.png

 

[85Ironman]

An important message about roommate courtesy:

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/167345070.html

OK, maybe not so "intellectual"...

 

[Thisansthat2632]

I love this country

 

[Thisansthat2632]

sorry

 

[HeyItsDani]

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_la1k17lkUv1qc1tj4o1_500.jpg

 

[theeyesavit]

Girl to boy at party...in a disparaging tone "You're drunk !!"

Boy... in measured counter "Yes, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still a slut !!"


for slut use any word of judgemental nature...eg fat, ugly

 

[HornyVikingMN]

An important message about roommate courtesy:

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/167345070.html

OK, maybe not so "intellectual"...

That was hilarious! And it prompted me to look around "The Best of Craigslist" even more. I found another post relevant for Lit: "My Porn Watching Pig Boyfriend" Enjoy: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nhm/1629950745.html

 

[AbsintheFather]

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.

 

[HeyItsDani]

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lol

 

[HeyItsDani]

.....

 

[mickyp123]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv4n90CpMY1qdrgkno1_500.png

lol

Also don't take her into a field with a Bull in it

 

[HeyItsDani]

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[HeyItsDani]

Interesting lingerie commercial from overseas. Sadly, you couldn't show anything like this here in the U.S.

http://youtu.be/1S5N7UrGPpM

 

[mickyp123]

IKEA are making a range of beds for lesbians, assembly is easy, there is no screwing together, its all tongue and groove

 

[mickyp123]

Interesting lingerie commercial from overseas. Sadly, you couldn't show anything like this here in the U.S.

http://youtu.be/1S5N7UrGPpM

The country with the worlds biggest porn industry

 

[HeyItsDani]

IKEA are making a range of beds for lesbians, assembly is easy, there is no screwing together, its all tongue and groove

Hahaha.

 

[BuckyDuckman]

Sometimes life SUCKS!

And not in that GOOD way!​

 

[Pleasesuckle]

The country with the worlds biggest porn industry

We're only total prudes in public.

 

[SheWantsYou]

Haven't noticed any Henry Miller yet...

“What holds the world together, as I have learned from bitter experience, is sexual intercourse.” Tropic of Cancer

And something a little less intellectual, a little lighthearted....

"I have sex with you a lot in my head." Unknown

Great thread, Dani. Happy Thanksgiving, all!

 

[ABmaninCAL]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsto55r3Qg1qen0z1o1_500.jpg

Oh Dani this is a fantastic invitation. I just wish you would let me accomodate you!

 

[HeyItsDani]

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljtviasOX61qj02myo1_500.jpg

 

[porcelainheart]

So sweet and delicious do I become,
when I am in bed with a man
who, I sense, loves and enjoys me,
that the pleasure I bring excels all delight,
so the knot of love, however tight
it seemed before, is tied tighter still.

-Veronica Franco