Intellectual Erotica

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Fucking your mind
could be pleasurable
But fucking your mouth
could be habit forming...
 
So you think you know what I'm thinking
Unless we are fucking....you need more practice
 
“I couldn't possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp on grammar!”
― Russell Brand
 
I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I’m under the table,
after four I’m under my host.
-Dorothy Parker
 
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