Irrelevent Facts

[OhMissScarlett]

addiction is the single biggest threat to health worldwide.
but not for me, cause I don't have a problem!

 

[yui]

Yeah, and it's fucking knackering.

And that doesn't even count the Lit Olympics.

 

[yui]

My God is that time already - 99,999,999 to go.

99,999,998, 99,999,997, 99,999,996... This might take awhile.

 

[Guest]

There are approximately 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day.

Damn, girl. How do you find time to post?

Oh, you mean worldwide, not jus you.

Sorry.

 

[Guest]

There are approximately 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day.

Yeah, and it's fucking knackering.

Got all these quotes and arranged, and can't think of a damn response!

 

[yui]

Damn, girl. How do you find time to post?

Oh, you mean worldwide, not jus you.

Sorry.

Well if everyone will just do their part...it's for the good of mankind and all that.

 

[Guest]

And that doesn't even count the Lit Olympics.

LOL! Indeed. Add another 50,000.

 

[Guest]

Got all these quotes and arranged, and can't think of a damn response!

That's cos you know you're up next.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Well if everyone will just do their part...it's for the good of mankind and all that.

Close your eyes and think of England ...

 

[yui]

Close your eyes and think of England ...

Bwhahahahaha!

 

[neonlyte]

The average weight of a human head is 4.75 kilo's.

Don't ask why I needed to know, and that's without hair by the way.

 

[BlackShanglan]

The average weight of a human head is 4.75 kilo's.

Don't ask why I needed to know, and that's without hair by the way.

*grin* You ought to see some of the research I did for "Will."

Writers ask the most interesting questions. Evidently Stephen King once asked his doctor if it was possible for a human to swallow a cat whole. I can't remember if he intended it dead or alive. With him, one never knows.

Shanglan

 

[neonlyte]

*grin* You ought to see some of the research I did for "Will."

Writers ask the most interesting questions. Evidently Stephen King once asked his doctor if it was possible for a human to swallow a cat whole. I can't remember if he intended it dead or alive. With him, one never knows.

Shanglan

I can just imagine - did you sub at a Vets for a while?

 

[BlackShanglan]

I can just imagine - did you sub at a Vets for a while?

I didn't dare ask a live person. Ah, the joys of the Internet.

 

[SweetVA]

There are 3000 calories in one pound of human fat.

Sexual Intercourse burns 150 calories.

Therefore, to lose 20 pounds, have sex 4000 times.




And Yui's abs make me crazy.

I'd better get started! 4 down, 23 to go... (let's see.... 23*150=3450 - TedE, your math is wrong)

VA

Yeah, me too.

 

[eric shawn listo]

It takes two hands to handle a Wopper?

 

[smoochypig]

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig!)

Still time for 47 more today!

 

[SweetVA]

In 1972, a group of scientists reported that you could cure the common cold by freezing the big toe.

VA

 

[eric shawn listo]

It takes exactly six turns of the hand to screw in a lightbulb.

 

[BlackShanglan]

In 1972, a group of scientists reported that you could cure the common cold by freezing the big toe.

VA

I've heard that you can also cure gout by cutting the foot off, but I'm not convinced it's a great trade-up.

In the real world, there's a cure for (I think) epilepsy that does really rely on inducing starvation. Friends of my parents had a child whose medical problems were so severe that they attempted it, but could not, in the end, carry it through. Imagine trying to explain to a six year old that she can't have dinner like the rest of the family. My heart went out to them; their situation was by all accounts desperate. Fortunately she seems to be overcoming it with other means, now.

Shanglan

 

[hydrex]

Last month I was given an award for singlehandedly keeping the condom factories in business.

 

[SweetVA]

Last month I was given an award for singlehandedly keeping the condom factories in business.

It's so patriotic of you to add so to the GNP...

VA

 

[hydrex]

It's so patriotic of you to add so to the GNP...

VA

Just doin' my part Ma'am. Next month I'm going for the "Vagina Taste Tester" award.

 

[SweetVA]

For all of our Canadian buddies...

Lawn darts are illegal in Canada.

Best to hide them under the sofa.

VA

 

[Guest]

vella is the oldest known beer drinker.

bitch