Irrelevent Facts

[cheerful_deviant]

On average, a car driver will swear or blashpheme 32,025 times in their lifetime while driving.

In an average lifetime, people spend four years traveling in cars and six months waiting for red light to turn green.

Forty percent of Americans iron their clothes while wearing their underwear or being completely naked.

In a survey conducted in 2000 by Kimberly-Clark, it was found that men prefer to fold their toilet paper, and women like to wad it.

 

[Blackie Malone]

Dem's fightin' words girlfriend! lmao!
C

I'm not worried if she's drunk.

 

[Blackie Malone]

In a survey conducted in 2000 by Kimberly-Clark, it was found that men prefer to fold their toilet paper, and women like to wad it.

Shall we ask Sher to make a poll on this?

 

[neonlyte]

My cleaner irons my underwear.

 

[rgraham666]

A third species of monotreme was recently recently discovered in New Guinea.

 

[SensualCealy]

Neonlyte- WHY????

Goldfish have a memory span of 3 seconds! Similar to Vella! lol Dont tell her I said that!
C

 

[neonlyte]

Neonlyte- WHY????

C

I have no idea! I keep telling her not to bother, I think she's just made different, dear soul has been with us 25 years! She deserves a medal.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

The Atlantic Ocean is saltier than the Pacific Ocean.

In 1976, a Los Angeles secretary named Jannene Swift officially married a fifty pound rock. More than twenty people witnessed the ceremony.

One gallon of used motor oil can ruin approximately one million gallons of fresh water.

Over 175 million cubic yards of earth was removed for the creation of the Panama Canal.

 

[SensualCealy]

The Pacific Island of Nauru's economy is based almost entirely on bird droppings!
Put that in your pipe and smoke it!
C

 

[Blackie Malone]

The Pacific Island of Nauru's economy is based almost entirely on bird droppings!
Put that in your pipe and smoke it!
C

No shit?

 

[SensualCealy]

Holy Crap! Id never have thunk it!
C

 

[SensualCealy]

Here's another, Under the law, you need at least there people to constitute a "riot"!

C

 

[Guest]

My cleaner irons my underwear.

Is it wrong that I find that sexy?

 

[neonlyte]

Is it wrong that I find that sexy?

There's nothing wrong with slipping into a nicely ironed pair of cotton boxers,
whether you're on the inside,
or the outside



She does my socks as well - but don't tell

 

[Guest]

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months, and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it!)

If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig!)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (I'm still not over that pig thing!)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. Is that why Flipper was always smiling? And, why isn't the pig included in this list?)

On average people fear spiders more than they do death.

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight, and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of...? Did the U.S. government pay for this research??)

Polar bears are left handed. (Who knew....? Who cares!?!)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the...")

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (In my next life I still want to be a pig. Quality over quantity!)

Butterflies taste with their feet. (Oh, yum!)

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. (I know some people like that.)

Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that, too!)

 

[BlackShanglan]

At the time of his death, Kelso was the highest grossing racehorse of all time. His secret? He'd been an unpromising colt and was gelded. Hence, he would never be put out to stud (where the real money is); they just kept racing him.

 

[SensualCealy]

Gorillas purr!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Gorillas purr!

Have you pet one to find out?

 

[Guest]

Goldfish have a memory span of 3 seconds! Similar to Vella! lol Dont tell her I said that!
C

Vella : "Damn that Cealy, I have a good mind to tell her off for saying... What did she say again?"

Kiddin V-I love you.

 

[R. Richard]

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig!)

Dranoel, you don't need to wait. There are many women who will automatically consider any man to be a pig. Trust me on this, I have a lot of research here!

 

[hydrex]

I can lick my eyebrows with my tongue.

 

[Guest]

There's nothing wrong with slipping into a nicely ironed pair of cotton boxers,
whether you're on the inside,
or the outside



She does my socks as well - but don't tell

 

[yui]

There are approximately 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day.

 

[Guest]

There are approximately 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day.

Yeah, and it's fucking knackering.

 

[neonlyte]

There are approximately 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day.

My God is that time already - 99,999,999 to go.