Kassiana
Epileptic Octopus
- Joined
- Jul 19, 2003
- Posts
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Shanglan: someone starts singing "Horse with No Name."
--By even mentioning it, you’ve started it. You realize that, right? So the beatings must begin again. ::looks around for her riding crop:: Who the flock took my whip away? I have to smack a naughty horse with it!
Carson the Wise: let's all just talk about butt fucking, kay?
--Oh, Gods, yes! Once the person who stole my riding crop returns it.
What? A good ass-beating goes well with a good ass-screwing, no?
Things that Make you Go Gay:
1. Wizard of Oz memorabilia.
2. The homoerotic subtext of Batman and Robin.
3. Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street
4. Spam
5. Do it yourself brain surgery
6. Any church that isn’t a conservative Protestant fundamentalist Christian one.
7. Democrats.
8. Small bits of fuzz.
Any others?
--By even mentioning it, you’ve started it. You realize that, right? So the beatings must begin again. ::looks around for her riding crop:: Who the flock took my whip away? I have to smack a naughty horse with it!
Carson the Wise: let's all just talk about butt fucking, kay?
--Oh, Gods, yes! Once the person who stole my riding crop returns it.
What? A good ass-beating goes well with a good ass-screwing, no?
Things that Make you Go Gay:
1. Wizard of Oz memorabilia.
2. The homoerotic subtext of Batman and Robin.
3. Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street
4. Spam
5. Do it yourself brain surgery
6. Any church that isn’t a conservative Protestant fundamentalist Christian one.
7. Democrats.
8. Small bits of fuzz.
Any others?


