Isolated BDSM Blurts: Facehugger Fetish

[TANSTAAFL58]

You just had to ask... if you know what I’m sayin’.

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[lostandfound197]

pacing

 

[gracie920101]

My feet are cold.

It's 52 degrees outside and the house is down to only 70 degrees but the terrazzo stone floors are soooo cold I may actually have to put on socks!

It's an annual occurrence here but usually in February.

 

[midwestyankee]

My feet are cold.

It's 52 degrees outside and the house is down to only 70 degrees but the terrazzo stone floors are soooo cold I may actually have to put on socks!

It's an annual occurrence here but usually in February.

Here, let me tune up the world's tiniest violin.

My blurt: it's time to face facts; my go-to flavor of store-bought ice cream is vanilla.

 

[seela]

Here, let me tune up the world's tiniest violin.

My blurt: it's time to face facts; my go-to flavor of store-bought ice cream is vanilla.

Madagascan, Tahitian, Tongan, Bourbon, Mexican, Indian or some other vanilla?

 

[midwestyankee]

Madagascan, Tahitian, Tongan, Bourbon, Mexican, Indian or some other vanilla?

Whatever is in the container. You greatly overestimate the complexity of the American market for vanilla ice cream here. Still, at least I am aware of the variety in vanillas, thanks to a friend who is a flavor chemist.

 

[seela]

Whatever is in the container. You greatly overestimate the complexity of the American market for vanilla ice cream here. Still, at least I am aware of the variety in vanillas, thanks to a friend who is a flavor chemist.

Flavor chemist! Now that's a cool job.

 

[midwestyankee]

Flavor chemist! Now that's a cool job.

I gather it is. He really enjoys his work and is, in fact, something of an expert on vanilla.

 

[seela]

Enough of the baking shows for now. Gotta focus on my horniness now. And maybe vanilla after that.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

It used to annoy me a bit when people spelled the act of self-gratification as “masterbate.” Then I realized the D/s implications of that misspelling.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

It used to annoy me a bit when people spelled the act of self-gratification as “masterbate.” Then I realized the D/s implications of that misspelling.

Oh, yes, there’s fun to be had when the misspelling is deliberate. I once delivered an “I’ll prey for you” at just the right moment. It was perfect.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Oh, yes, there’s fun to be had when the misspelling is deliberate. I once delivered an “I’ll prey for you” at just the right moment. It was perfect.

That quip would be rated 100 by Consume Her Retorts.

like 'masterbait'?

Perfection. Also, subbie tattoo.

 

[seela]

I bumped into a pole on the tram boobs first and it hurt so much I saw stars for a bit. When I sat down I realized my panties were absolutely flooded.

I really need some hurty right now.

 

[MeekMe]

It’s weird realizing how much I typically do around the house only when I’ve been unable to do it for a few days.

 

[soltiera]

With all the news articles and opinions about vaccines circulating it seems a good time to remind people that if your education about vaccines and viruses comes from Google, and/or you think vaccines are responsible for autism/SIDS/or any other things that they are absolutely not linked to and that Jenny McCarthy literature is your primary source of belief, perhaps you should just fuck off and let the scientists do their job.

 

[seela]

Holidays that come with desserts and baked goods specific to that day are the best.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Ah, PMs that make you roll your eyes. Wonder how many of us got this one today.

 

[ultramarineblue]

I just need.

 

[twister947]

It's not raining, and it's not snowing. It's slushing.

 

[seela]

Someone finds me so boring that they needed to send me 26 PMs during last night when I was sleeping to let me know exactly how boring they find me.

I blocked them.

They made a new account only to tell me once more I'm annoyingly boring.

I don't think anybody has ever been as interested in me as this person.

 

[Moochienanu]

Gah! I want to stab things and punch things and then have arms squeeze me tight until the need to get this frustration out stops and I can breathe again... instead I’ll just make faces and pull the weighted blanket up higher.

 

[MeekMe]

I couldn’t bring myself to pick a family or a specific child to buy gifts for. I ended up feeling bad giving to one over another so had to remove the personalized nature of it. I ended up donating to an organization that provides gifts to children who are less fortunate. Hopefully it can go to providing something nice for a child or maybe even multiple children.

 

[seela]

Puzzle Mania has been "coming soon" for two days now. The New York Times has a very different idea of what soon means than I do.

 

[seela]

Merry Christmas to all my fellow Christmas Eve celebrators.

 

[seela]

Well my Christmas present came in the form of a treasure hunt again. My favorite.