Isolated BDSM Blurts - Roosters are Vicious

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[seela]

So, I just baked my boobs on a hot oven tray. Again. WTH?? Why is it so hard to remember that after shower, clothes on first, stuff out of the oven second?

 

[MeekMe]

So, I just baked my boobs on a hot oven tray. Again. WTH?? Why is it so hard to remember that after shower, clothes on first, stuff out of the oven second?

That's scary. I hope you're ok.

I once had hot oil splashed all over me, I certainly could have been wearing more. The top I had on was completely ruined and a patch of my skin is still discolored from the burn I received.

 

[seela]

That's scary. I hope you're ok.

I once had hot oil splashed all over me, I certainly could have been wearing more. The top I had on was completely ruined and a patch of my skin is still discolored from the burn I received.

I'm fine. My boobs have survived worse than being slightly scorched.

I once had an escargot somehow explode and jump on my face when I took the pan out of the oven. Luckily I wear glasses.

Looks like me and the oven aren't the greatest friends.

 

[MeekMe]

I'm fine. My boobs have survived worse than being slightly scorched.

I once had an escargot somehow explode and jump on my face when I took the pan out of the oven. Luckily I wear glasses.

Looks like me and the oven aren't the greatest friends.

oh.

Cooking can be kind of dangerous. I've definitely had some close calls.

 

[pete]

not that it matters, but those "ok google" commercials annoy the hell outta me.

makes the people using them look like morons

 

[desertslave]

Peeking in for a quick wave. :waves:

Plate was very full even before the Great Food Orgy on Thursday. Not so orgy-ish here, with only 3 of us, but I know we're a small part of the sample.

So much happening right now, it makes my head hurt. Master survived a very small (relatively speaking) cancer scare in the form of a lump above his elbow. It's gone, now, and he is healing well.

My health is according to my new doc, better than expected. Woot! My only Bad Thing is cholesterol; working on it! My right hip hurts and I have something weird growing on the side of my left knee (damn troublemaker!). The knee is being checked out this week. The hip, well, it is what it is. (PITA)

DD1 is still working in Chicago, almost done with school, reasonably content, and coming home for Xmas! (Yayyyy!)

DD2 is working towards her gender reassignment surgery and meeting with another doctor this week. She is blossoming and making me smile daily.

Otherwise, all is well and getting better. Things are in flux but positive. Lots of fingers crossed in the next few weeks for some good changes.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[OralDave]

I am trying to decide what to wear for my passport photo this week. Blue is meant to be a good colour, and I have blue options, I just am not much of a blue Person. I prefer the idea of yellow, or tweed.

It doesn't matter what you wear. Just try to look innocent. The passport folks sent my photo back and I had to have another taken!

 

[seela]

It doesn't matter what you wear. Just try to look innocent. The passport folks sent my photo back and I had to have another taken!

Yes, try to look innocent.

After I got my passport renewed and ended up with a picture where I look like a serial killer or at least a serial killer's groupie, I've been groped or gotten swipe tested for drugs and/or bomb residue at every single airport I've been to.

I don't think it's a coincidence.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[MastersDelight]

Watching law and order SVU. Would you let someone amputate your left leg, 2" above the knee for $20,000?

 

[Farawyn]

Watching law and order SVU. Would you let someone amputate your left leg, 2" above the knee for $20,000?

Hell NO.

 

[MeekMe]

Watching law and order SVU. Would you let someone amputate your left leg, 2" above the knee for $20,000?

No, that's a stupid low amount for loss of mobility for the rest of my life. $20,000 is chump change.

 

[_Necrosomantic_]

Watching law and order SVU. Would you let someone amputate your left leg, 2" above the knee for $20,000?

20k would buy you a foot, at best

 

[MastersDelight]

Hell NO.

No, that's a stupid low amount for loss of mobility for the rest of my life. $20,000 is chump change.

That's what I'm sayin! Granted the chick was a heroin addict...

20k would buy you a foot, at best

 

[_Necrosomantic_]

What?

 

[Farawyn]

What?

By all means, yes. Do it. I'll wrap your stump every day.
Good lord.

 

[MastersDelight]

What?

Oh..haha, I'm tired and should be asleep. When I read that the first time it sounded like you meant for 20k you would only cut off my foot.

 

[_Necrosomantic_]

Whoa, hey now, I didn't say anything about MY foot. That's just crazy

And I don't cut things off of people I get along with... Boy, that sounded bad...

 

[MastersDelight]

Isn't there an amputee fetish? I mean, I know a fetish has to do with an object, but I don't know what else to call it...

I'm afraid calling something a fetish that isn't one is going to set off Primalex's spidey senses >.<

 

[MastersDelight]

Whoa, hey now, I didn't say anything about MY foot. That's just crazy

And I don't cut things off of people I get along with... Boy, that sounded bad...

Not even clothes...?


Ok. Wine has gone to my head, I'm going to bed

 

[_Necrosomantic_]

Yeah, that's a thing. Used to have a roommate that made a dating site profile, then made the mistake of leaving himself logged in and going out one night while his drunken " friends " were home.

We broadened his tastes for him. Amputees were included. We also changed his banner from the lame ass shit he had up there to " I'll, literally, take anything!"

Amazing how incapable he was of finding the humor in it.


Edit: Only one of them.

 

[MeekMe]

Yes, there are people totally into amputees.

$20k is about minimum wage for a year at full time. Not worth it.

 

[Farawyn]

Yes, there are people totally into amputees.

$20k is about minimum wage for a year at full time. Not worth it.

Or this.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sidepocket