Isolated BDSM Blurts - Roosters are Vicious

[Blue]

According to my scales I've gained ~4 pounds in less than a day...

Must've been those darned Pringles.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Blue]

The less than is pretty key. It's normal to weigh different amounts at different times of day. That's why you should weigh yourself at the same time ish and also consider an average over daily weight each week or once week weight rather than daily fluctuation.

I'm trying to comedically infer that my scales are broken.
To gain 4 pounds in a day I'd have to eat a lamp or something.

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Or just be at your house when you have guests, apparently.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Miles Long]

Things I'm tired of hearing my talking scales say:

"Warning. This product not intended for livestock."

"Warning: Only one person at a time."

Shut up, scales!

Fat Miles Thicke

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[cookiecat]

Things I'm tired of hearing my talking scales say:

"Warning. This product not intended for livestock."

"Warning: Only one person at a time."

Shut up, scales!

Fat Miles Thicke

Well, ya knowwwww.... Fat, thick... Miles.

*cough*

Just depends on perspective.

 

[cookiecat]

According to my scales I've gained ~4 pounds in less than a day...

Must've been those darned Pringles.

I'm familiar with Pringles!

Same yum here as there.

 

[cookiecat]

I'm having a really good hair day.

 

[seela]

Happy New Year!!! It's 2017 here now.

 

[MeekMe]

Happy New Year, seela!
*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Happy 2017!
Or, happy ass end of 2016.
Whichever applies

 

[midwestyankee]

I'm familiar with Pringles!

Same yum here as there.

I once bought a half-size can of Pringles and some industrial cleaner at the hardware store. There were far too many common ingredients but the chips still tasted better than the cleaner.

 

[LallyH]

Happy New Year to one and all

It's been eerily quiet here tonight. In all the years we have lived in this house, the new year fireworks have been the cue for all the doors to open, whatever the weather, and for all the neighbours to mingle and chat for an hour or so. One snowy year, all the kids were still building snowmen at 2 am

This year, I opened the door at midnight and the road was deserted. No one else appeared as I waited and most of the houses were in darkness. It's not been a good year, particularly with the tragic loss suffered by the family next door, so I suppose I shouldn't have been surprised. Let's hope next year is less rocky for all of us

 

[cookiecat]

Nice to see you Lally. Happy New Year. I share your sentiment for a better year. Maybe a quiet start isn't so bad.

 

[pete]

happy new years, to all

 

[Farawyn]

Happy New Year to one and all

It's been eerily quiet here tonight. In all the years we have lived in this house, the new year fireworks have been the cue for all the doors to open, whatever the weather, and for all the neighbours to mingle and chat for an hour or so. One snowy year, all the kids were still building snowmen at 2 am

This year, I opened the door at midnight and the road was deserted. No one else appeared as I waited and most of the houses were in darkness. It's not been a good year, particularly with the tragic loss suffered by the family next door, so I suppose I shouldn't have been surprised. Let's hope next year is less rocky for all of us

Yaaaaaay! I've been thinking about you!

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Grrr, I forgot to reference Collars game night post yesterday in run up to new year!

GAME NIGHT!!!
Woohoo!!

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[curvynsweet]

Thank you Daddy.

 

[seela]

This NYT article about television bubbles was really interesting and fun.

I had to check, and most of those shows run here, too. Even the idiotic reality shows. I wonder what the bubbles for those shows look like here.

 

[cookiecat]

Game night!

Oh here I come 2017!

Ready to get you. Dressed for attack on my black satin jump suit, ziggy stardust pumps and purple mascara.

Didn't think I was feeling up for game night? Think again, I am making this year one of mine!

Ziggy stardust pumps!!! My heart skipped a beat!

 

[cookiecat]

Thanks.

 

[midwestyankee]

I'm pretty sure that the love of cats will be the downfall of western civilization. After all, look what they did to the Egyptians.