Isolated BDSM Blurts - Roosters are Vicious

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[cookiecat]

What am I doing, you ask?

Why, Mr. cookie and I are sitting here typing out his obituary.

I keep telling myself everyone should really do this, just in case.

 

[Farawyn]

What am I doing, you ask?

Why, Mr. cookie and I are sitting here typing out his obituary.

I keep telling myself everyone should really do this, just in case.

I'm sorry, cookie.

 

[cookiecat]

I'm sorry, cookie.

Thanks. I will say, it's bringing up some great memories and he's smiling over them. So that's good. He's actually got a pretty pragmatic attitude.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

Neither of us have checked in lately. Since we moved and the neighbor has some mean looking roosters I've been skeered to peek in. The only roosters I like are fried ones.
I do notice the main topic is sleep. Just last week I finally got my new doctor to give me sleeping pills. Right off I learned something. On the label it said TAKE 30 MINUTES BEFORE BED.
Coincidentally that same evening Florida was having a hurricane coming in exactly in the path of where we lived, our son is, and our friends are there. Ya'al heard of Cedar Key?
So I stayed up an hour, fallling asleep repeatedly. Of course my wife kept telling me to go to bed. What does she know? I finally waddled down the hall and nearly fell asleep before I found the bedroom.
After taking the sleeping pills for a week I find I'm awake by 2 AM. So I'm still sleepy all day long.
This is my excuse for things I write here. I'm a sleepwriter.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

Cookiecat and Mrcookie I started making out my obituary. Then we got new doctors after we moved. They told me I'm going to live forever, or at least until I pay all my doctor bills.
So I have plenty of time to write more stories for Lit and my obituary. Maybe I'll write a porn obituary story.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Every time I think I'm having a shitty day I talk to cookie and go "No, I guess it's not that bad."

 

[cookiecat]

Cookiecat and Mrcookie I started making out my obituary. Then we got new doctors after we moved. They told me I'm going to live forever, or at least until I pay all my doctor bills.
So I have plenty of time to write more stories for Lit and my obituary. Maybe I'll write a porn obituary story.

Living forever is a really good goal.

 

[Farawyn]

I wallow in it.
I'm entitled to a shitty day PRN.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

I have everything I need to start an IV, except fluids.
I also have a Foley kit and an NG tube kit.

 

[Farawyn]

I have everything I need to start an IV, except fluids.
I also have a Foley kit and an NG tube kit.

I've got a little black book with me poems innit
Got a bag with a toothbrush and comb innit
When I'm a good dog they sometimes throw me a bone in...

https://youtu.be/gNMGrkCNLVk

 

[MeekMe]

Saying one woman looks like an anorexic teenager next to a larger woman is not helpful.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Saying one woman looks like an anorexic teenager next to a larger woman is not helpful.

LMAO no usually not

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Interesting. When one knocks a bottle of cologne off a bathroom counter and onto a tile floor, the resulting odor can be intense, long-lasting and a fuck expensive air freshener for the neighborhood.

I wallow in it.
I'm entitled to a shitty day PRN.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[NoeMasks]

Over heard at my local Chinese Joint.

No sir we do not serve Rat, Cat or Dog, no Sir, no Pidgen or Paraket either. For that you want the shop on East st. Have a nice day.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Ah, this is why in our house cologne and perfume belong in the bedroom, not the bathroom. Everything is too likely to slip and break in the bathroom.


Anyone with curly hair might remember when frizz ease serum came in glass vials, not plastic ones. And the instructions are to put it in your hair while still wet. I took the glass vial in the shower.........it was like a horror film scene.

Omg... I remember that stuff!
How the hell did you ever manage to make it out alive?
Your tub must have been more slippery than MWY's sweet talk to a young sub after he's had a few glasses of wine

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Over heard at my local Chinese Joint.

No sir we do not serve Rat, Cat or Dog, no Sir, no Pidgen or Paraket either. For that you want the shop on East st. Have a nice day.

I always hoped that sort of thing was conjecture with a smidge of racist racist phobia. Though having learned something recently... not so sure any more!

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Over heard at my local Chinese Joint.

No sir we do not serve Rat, Cat or Dog, no Sir, no Pidgen or Paraket either. For that you want the shop on East st. Have a nice day.

*takes note to avoid the place on East St*

 

[midwestyankee]

Omg... I remember that stuff!
How the hell did you ever manage to make it out alive?
Your tub must have been more slippery than MWY's sweet talk to a young sub after he's had a few glasses of wine

There's no such thing as too much lube.

 

[MastersDelight]

There's no such thing as too much lube.

I'd like to politely disagree. While it takes A LOT to reach that too much point, there does exist such a point.

http://i.imgur.com/5T9MgUL.jpg

 

[Etoile]

Thursday night through Monday morning with Sir, minus work time = HAPPY ETOILE!!

 

[midwestyankee]

I'd like to politely disagree. While it takes A LOT to reach that too much point, there does exist such a point.

http://i.imgur.com/5T9MgUL.jpg

So, are you telling us that you got your hands so slippery that his "lotion tube" just fell right off?

 

[MastersDelight]

So, are you telling us that you got your hands so slippery that his "lotion tube" just fell right off?

Hahahaha

Not that it fell off, but certainly fumbles, and an increase of... Slippage and not in a good way...