It it really bad that…

[Britva415]

Yeah, that interpretation was one of the first dirty jokes I ever learned! I thought everyone interpreted it that way? Certainly after people have danced to it late at night at wedding receptions...

"Eileen's Wedding"

 

[32aa]

Or how about the Michel Jackson and "Beat it" while wearing a glove.

 

[UnquietDreams]

…I was in ShopRite, they had Come on Eileen on the PA, and I immediately thought about facials?

I had a t-shirt that said, "I Came On Eileen."

 

[StillStunned]

I had a t-shirt that said, "I Came On Eileen."

I once saw a man with a T-shirt with the Nike logo that said, "Just did it."

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

I once saw a man with a T-shirt with the Nike logo that said, "Just did it."

Always thought it would be clever to have one made that said "I'm with Stupid" The arrow would be pointing down.

 

[Paul_Chance]

…I was in ShopRite, they had Come on Eileen on the PA, and I immediately thought about facials?

Yes. It was bad.

You should have immediately picked up a container of facial cleanser, then squirted it all over your face....uh, never mind.

I'm joking, LOL, but it would have made it a memorable event for any innocent bystanders and given them a cool story to tell for the rest of their lives.

 

[samhasstories]

Been walking around the house singing “Come on Eileen” all day today. And yes, occasionally thinking about facials…

 

[Cagivagurl]

…I was in ShopRite, they had Come on Eileen on the PA, and I immediately thought about facials?

My pussies squashed down on your face

Oh come on Eileen

I’m getting sticky waiting

Come on Eileen, I want you so bad

Come on Eileen oh come on Eilen.

My clit is throbbing, I’m gagging for it Eileen

I need your tongue too come on Eileen

Oh come on Eileen.

 

[EmilyMiller]

My pussies squashed down on your face

Oh come on Eileen

I’m getting sticky waiting

Come on Eileen, I want you so bad

Come on Eileen oh come on Eilen.

My clit is throbbing, I’m gagging for it Eileen

I need your tongue too come on Eileen

Oh come on Eileen.

Had missed this

 

[HordHolm]

I'm joking, LOL, but it would have made it a memorable event for any innocent bystanders and given them a cool story to tell for the rest of their lives.

I know of one woman who used to insert vibrating things when shopping because, well, shopping is boring. I did hear that on one occasion she came while bending over the deep freezer. A passing older man offered to help her if she needed as he thought she might be having some kind of episode...