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FungiUg said:
Dammit, you got me before I edited.


You're a cheapskate! :p


In the top 100%, not topping 100%. There's a difference. *shakes venn diagram just to be sure*
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Bah! It's stats, you don't have to pay attention. You just fudge with the confidence interval.


*note to self: PAY ATTENTION!*

As for the cheapskate comment- that's competition, buddy!
 
teknight said:
Damn it! Now I'm confused :rolleyes:. Sooo many choices!!!

Leather bustiere? Or press on nails with the diamonds?!
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Why can't it be both? Since 98% of the internet is fake, it's like a Choose Your Own Adventure, apparently.
 
VelvetSin said:
Why can't it be both? Since 98% of the internet is fake, it's like a Choose Your Own Adventure, apparently.
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Hmm...you do have a point....but my 600 lb self finds that the particular combination would be tacky. :mad:
 
teknight said:
Hmm...you do have a point....but my 600 lb self finds that the particular combination would be tacky. :mad:
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One man's tacky is another man's...not-tacky? Exactly.

Besides, unless you're part of the elusive 2%, on the internet you're 175 pounds of rippling he-(Dom/sub/internet persona creation) or 120 pounds of dainty female sub.

Wait a minute. Did you also webcam someone? :eek:
 
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teknight said:
Hmm....can I have your number then? :D*


*note: I'm actually kidding. Keep your internet anonymity....besides, you're a sick pervert!!! :D
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If I wasn't married, I just might give it to you.

Oh, you were kidding? Nevermind then. :devil:

Do all female subs have to be dainty? What if they're curvy, 5'9 with a big shapely ass?
 
satindesire said:
If I wasn't married, I just might give it to you.

Oh, you were kidding? Nevermind then. :devil:

Do all female subs have to be dainty? What if they're curvy, 5'9 with a big shapely ass?
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How about short and round?

Remember, before anyone replies, I know where you post. :devil:
 
I first thought the title was "It's gone up to 98 degrees." I don't know how to make the little degree symbol. I was like, "Damn, it's August, what did you expect?"
 
satindesire said:
If I wasn't married, I just might give it to you.

Oh, you were kidding? Nevermind then. :devil:

Do all female subs have to be dainty? What if they're curvy, 5'9 with a big shapely ass?
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Of course, they don't have to be dainty. I have a female sub friend that weighs more than I do. She has a great ass, too. ;)
 
satindesire said:
Most BDSMers stay in the BDSM forum. We're not really well accepted in the GB because apparently, according to the GBers, the BDSM crowd are a bunch of sick perverts.

.........yeah.

Anyway, I don't think it's meant for the GB, but I do think it's strange that someone can blame the president for his shitty luck finding like minded lifestylers on the internet.
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in fairness, that is mostly Hobbit and he's as mad as a box of frogs. and there are more perverts on the GB than here, I reckon.
 
Netzach said:
And the likelihood that a whining right wing straight person "knew someone" in the "old days" is about as likely as me winning the world cup - personally, on my own.

It's so nice when fakes out themselves.
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"Look at tha' foo'work, she is jus' racing past the defenders, wait! She shoots! She SCORES! GGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAALLLL!!"

*crowd sings* "OLE, ole-ole-ole... ole.... oo-ole!"
 
satindesire said:
If I wasn't married, I just might give it to you.

Oh, you were kidding? Nevermind then. :devil:

Do all female subs have to be dainty? What if they're curvy, 5'9 with a big shapely ass?
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But, butt....
Damn it! I was trying to not be all internet pervy, and as such have become full of fail...It's ok, I'm doing it to emphasize that the thread is full of win.

satindesire said:
Your Gf? I was perving on my mirror. :D
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...can you at least share the mirror's view?

FungiUg said:
Hrumph.

I think a lot of guys appreciate curvy butts. I seem to remember a rather cool little song to that effect...

Sir Mix A Lot: Baby Got Back
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satindesire said:
According to Manswers, the last poll that was taken 'proved' that butts are more important to guys than boobs.
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Can't argue with stats.

PertPerth said:
*snorts*
You guys crack me up. Too funny!
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Do you need glue to be put back together?

Netzach said:
And the likelihood that a whining right wing straight person "knew someone" in the "old days" is about as likely as me winning the world cup - personally, on my own.

It's so nice when fakes out themselves.
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Are those the old days of BBSs and such?

Homburg said:
"Look at tha' foo'work, she is jus' racing past the defenders, wait! She shoots! She SCORES! GGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAALLLL!!"

*crowd sings* "OLE, ole-ole-ole... ole.... oo-ole!"
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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!
 
Homburg said:
"Look at tha' foo'work, she is jus' racing past the defenders, wait! She shoots! She SCORES! GGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAALLLL!!"

*crowd sings* "OLE, ole-ole-ole... ole.... oo-ole!"
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You forgot the drone of the vuvuzelas. ;)

But she was as impressive as hell in that solo victory. For sure, she's a miracle.
 
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