Its gone up to 98%

[teknight]

You forgot the drone of the vuvuzelas.

But she was as impressive as hell in that solo victory. For sure, she's a miracle.

All I remember is the part after she scored when the T-shirt came off. Gotta love football!!

 

[kayte]

Did you hear that he wants to take away our floggers?

WHAT?
I have several and my favorite one was made by my Sir!

 

[kayte]

Yeah, and he broke my garbage disposal!



Nu-huh. He's the anti-christ. Remember?



*gasp* He does?

I heard he wants to outlaw ball gags.

Oh gracie ~ Not those too!

 

[midwestyankee]

Oh gracie ~ Not those too!

Hey, kayte....long time no see. hug

[/threadjack]

 

[kayte]

Hey, kayte....long time no see. hug

[/threadjack]

{{{{{yankee}}}}} Hi sweetie. That it has been.

 

[VelvetSin]

Do all female subs have to be dainty? What if they're curvy, 5'9 with a big shapely ass?

Definitely not, though dainty does not have to equal lacking in curves. "Of delicate beauty; exquisite" is the definition and that could include a wide variety of shapes and sizes!

"Dainty female sub" is just what showed up in my translator. Your translator may read differently!

 

[graceanne]

Oh gracie ~ Not those too!

Yes. I know. *sob*

 

[VelvetSin]

THIS is why he's upset.

I found a relevant demonstration of what my translator read -> THIS.

Why couldn't I look away? Not even after the profile. There's some moves(?) there, though!

(I've spent way too much time on Youtube lately. B doesn't get back from his business trip until Tuesday. )

 

[FurryFury]

I love it when I thread comes together. Heh, heh, heh.

 

[FungiUg]

Can't argue with stats.

Yeah, you can. You're just trying to rark me up again!

"Look at tha' foo'work, she is jus' racing past the defenders, wait! She shoots! She SCORES! GGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAALLLL!!"

*crowd sings* "OLE, ole-ole-ole... ole.... oo-ole!"

Starts the Lit BDSM mexican wave...

 

[FungiUg]

female sub

But how do you sex a sub? I mean, is it something obvious, like if it has meatballs it's male? If it has lettuce, it's female? If I have meatballs and lettuce on my sub, is it transgender?

 

[midwestyankee]

But how do you sex a sub? I mean, is it something obvious, like if it has meatballs it's male? If it has lettuce, it's female? If I have meatballs and lettuce on my sub, is it transgender?

And what, pray tell, does it mean if it's been stuffed with tofu?

 

[MisterSir]

It is now 98% of online people are fakes, players or just plan want to b's!! In the old days it was real and you had to know someone in the life to find others and then it was not all about sex. Today to many players out there and they all have turned the life into a sex thing. Guess you can now call it obamabondage

Cry me a massive river, then find yourself a nice spot on the riverbank and live with it. Good to know this sort of topic never fucks off and dies peacefully.

 

[FungiUg]

And what, pray tell, does it mean if it's been stuffed with tofu?

Vegetable matter, right? Probably female. Of course, it's used in the place of meat. Maybe it's lesbian? Oh, wait, isn't it fermented bean curd? Well, you know what they say about tipsy subs...

 

[FungiUg]

Cry me a massive river, then find yourself a nice spot on the riverbank and live with it. Good to know this sort of topic never fucks off and dies peacefully.

I guess if someone is new to the whole online dating scene, there's a moment when you realise that it's full of fakes. Those of us older and wiser (well, older anyway) suffered that moment quite some time ago.

In all fairness to the OP (omg, I'm using lit jargon!) it is a painful discovery.

 

[VelvetSin]

But how do you sex a sub? I mean, is it something obvious, like if it has meatballs it's male? If it has lettuce, it's female? If I have meatballs and lettuce on my sub, is it transgender?

The existence of lettuce does not define a sub's gender. While you can normally tell by the toppings, sometimes one must look beneath the lettuce to see if any cased meat is present.

And what, pray tell, does it mean if it's been stuffed with tofu?

Tofu is tricky due to the protein content and arguably higher overall nutritional value than the alternatives it substitutes for. Hopefully it means the sub is a good cook and can prepare it properly, else dinner is going to suck? That's all I could come up with without crying "I need an adult!" for anything else that came to mind.

 

[WriterDom]

And the likelihood that a whining right wing straight person "knew someone" in the "old days" is about as likely as me winning the world cup - personally, on my own.

It's so nice when fakes out themselves.

I don't know. You had to be right wing and in the minority in Jan of 2009 to not like Obama. That's a majority opinion now.

That being said he has posted almost 20 poorly written or nonsensical personal ads since January. A plain old garden variety nut it would seem to me.

Of course one was in the Gay section so he could be a wide stance republican.

I got this from Nancy:

obamabondage might well be in the heath bill. We'll have to wait and see.

 

[midwestyankee]

I don't know. You had to be right wing and in the minority in Jan of 2009 to not like Obama. That's a majority opinion now.

That being said he has posted almost 20 poorly written or nonsensical personal ads since January. A plain old garden variety nut it would seem to me.

Of course one was in the Gay section so he could be a wide stance republican.

I got this from Nancy:

obamabondage might well be in the heath bill. We'll have to wait and see.

Nah, Obamabondage got tied up in the conference committee.

 

[satindesire]

Nah, Obamabondage got tied up in the conference committee.

Bah Dum tiss!

 

[switchbitch]

give a thought

There are a lot of fakes and wanna b’s out there, but I prefer to take a positive attitude to them, they too have something to offer
-imagination and unrealistic expectations. Hitching a ride on those imaginative expectations can fuel some amazing boundary pushing play sessions with my delightful subby hubby with fresh ideas from other minds.
And please keep a soft thought for all those wanna b’s out there after all we were all wanna b’s sometime, none of us was born with a whip in hand or a pair of cuffs in place.

 

[teknight]

that's an ineresting take on posers.

I think what really makes "wanna b's" unbearable is their all too common claims to tenure.

Alright. I'll bite. What's the vetting process?

 

[rosco rathbone]

It is now 98% of online people are fakes, players or just plan want to b's!! In the old days it was real and you had to know someone in the life to find others and then it was not all about sex. Today to many players out there and they all have turned the life into a sex thing. Guess you can now call it obamabondage

Totally agree. I remember when you could go to a munch and it was all God-fearing Americans. Now the scene has been taken over by ACORN thugs, community organizers and bi-poly-switches from SEIU headquarters.

Fake liberal players ruined the scene!

 

[FungiUg]

Totally agree. I remember when you could go to a munch and it was all God-fearing Americans. Now the scene has been taken over by ACORN thugs, community organizers and bi-poly-switches from SEIU headquarters.

Wait... is this BDSM or a James Bond episode?

 

[cathrynb]

.....

 

[FungiUg]

There are a lot of fakes and wanna b’s out there, but I prefer to take a positive attitude to them, they too have something to offer
-imagination and unrealistic expectations.

I don't class fakes and "wannabes" together: the motivation is quite different. We were all wannabes at some point, and in many ways, considering how much I still have to learn, I still think of myself that way.