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Matthew Craig

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I am part of the C.I.P. (Canadian Intelligence Program) who's primary function is to track American politics, trends, and online activity as an early warning signal for inevitable invasion. All of your posts are monitored and logged in our database. Your IPs are backtraced and ISPs recorded for intelligence purposes. The upcoming 2020 election is of our highest importance. If Trump wins, in order to keep our border secure, exectutive order 66 with be employed and a wall of solid wood will be built across the entire border to halt migrating Americans. This goes beyond our normal political processes, and straight from the Queen herself. We must secure the existance of Canadians, and a future for England, when it becomes over run. One has already made it through and married into the family. It's only a matter of time.
 
All of my ISPs lead back to Canada, unless I am ordering from Amazon which ignores the address that I give it and cancels my order because it cannot deliver internationally using my two-day Prime account.

The bastages!
 
I love Canada, but it’s too cold for me to migrate there wearing a leather skirt
🐾Kant
 
All of my ISPs lead back to Canada, unless I am ordering from Amazon which ignores the address that I give it and cancels my order because it cannot deliver internationally using my two-day Prime account.

The bastages!

They still maintain an open door for our cowards and traitors. ;)
 
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