Jade's World

[JerseyJade]

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I surpassed that goal at least x 10.

 

[tnman03]

It's only Thursday.

Looking good there JJ. Why you didn't end up being a professional fashion model will always be one of those things I wonder about. You've got it all going for you and always look great.

 

[JerseyJade]

Looking good there JJ. Why you didn't end up being a professional fashion model will always be one of those things I wonder about. You've got it all going for you and always look great.

Aww, thank you, tnman. Honestly, I never tried pursuing something like that. I'm not very good at handling rejection.

 

[snap16]

I surpassed that goal at least x 10.

 

[JerseyJade]

You fucking crack me up!

 

[tnman03]

Aww, thank you, tnman. Honestly, I never tried pursuing something like that. I'm not very good at handling rejection.

I think that you should have tried it. If all you'd done was catalog modeling and local stuff it'd still have been a pretty good living. Maybe we all get too focused on the big-name fashion models and forget about the others who do well for themselves.

 

[JerseyJade]

I think that you should have tried it. If all you'd done was catalog modeling and local stuff it'd still have been a pretty good living. Maybe we all get too focused on the big-name fashion models and forget about the others who do well for themselves.

I'm too short to be a fashion model anyway. Fashion models are tall.. well taller than me.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I'm too short to be a fashion model anyway. Fashion models are tall.. well taller than me.

Gnomes are taller than you

 

[JerseyJade]

Gnomes are taller than you

I don't recall asking you if they were, SirPeckerPoopyHead!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I don't recall asking you if they were, SirPeckerPoopyHead!

Free of charge, you're welcome

 

[JerseyJade]

Free of charge, you're welcome

You don't gnome what the fuck you're talking about anyway.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

You don't gnome what the fuck you're talking about anyway.

Hope you don't kiss gnomes with that mouth!

I am a certified gnomeologist thank you very much

 

[JerseyJade]

Hope you don't kiss gnomes with that mouth!

I am a certified gnomeologist thank you very much

I don't do nothing with my mouth on gnomes!

 

[LexxRuthless]

you have a nice ass jade.

Dude! You have a gift for understatement. She has "the ass that broke Lit!"

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I don't do nothing with my mouth on gnomes!

Of course you go there with it!

You gnome no boundaries do you!?

 

[JerseyJade]

Of course you go there with it!

You gnome no boundaries do you!?

Well then keep my mouth out of it, SirPeckerHead.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Well then keep my mouth out of it, SirPeckerHead.

I never did! YOU DID, gnome apologize

 

[JerseyJade]

I never did! YOU DID, gnome apologize

Gnome way! You started it!

 

[muddler35]

Dude! You have a gift for understatement. She has "the ass that broke Lit!"

The ass that launched a thousand litsters.

 

[JerseyJade]

The ass that launched a thousand litsters.

Unfortunately, it's not mine.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Gnome way! You started it!

I did gnome such thing! gonna give your car a lift so you have to use a step stool to get in if you gnoment behave!

 

[JerseyJade]

I did gnome such thing! gonna give your car a lift so you have to use a step stool to get in if you gnoment behave!

Don't you even think about going NEAR my car if you gnome what's good for you!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Don't you even think about going NEAR my car if you gnome what's good for you!

Too late! gnome apologize and I'll put it back how it was I also bought all step stools within a 5 mile radius

 

[JerseyJade]

Too late! gnome apologize and I'll put it back how it was I also bought all step stools within a 5 mile radius

Fine! I'll just get a ride home because there is no way I'm gnoming to apologize to you!

 

[JerseyJade]

we’re going to need something from you to use as a comparison.

You'll just have to take my word on it.