Jade's World

[SirConradPeckereye]

Fine! I'll just get a ride home because there is no way I'm gnoming to apologize to you!

If you can even get inside theirs without a step stool too gnoming bad for you

 

[JerseyJade]

If you can even get inside theirs without a step stool too gnoming bad for you

Brat!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Brat!

You gnome what you have to do.....

 

[LexxRuthless]

we’re going to need something from you to use as a comparison.

Don't go there, man! Last time she posted a pic of that shapely backside, the forums crashed for an entire day!

#worthit

 

[JerseyJade]

Don't go there, man! Last time she posted a pic of that shapely backside, the forums crashed for an entire day!

#worthit

I get blamed for everything.

 

[HeavyBalls]

I get blamed for everything.

Correlation does not equal causation m'lady.

Besides you're gorgeous.

 

[JerseyJade]

Correlation does not equal causation m'lady.

Besides you're gorgeous.

Aww, you're sweet. Thank you.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Aww, you're sweet. Thank you.

I try

 

[JerseyJade]

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[JerseyJade]

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[JerseyJade]

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[JerseyJade]

This seems a bit suspect.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FPJGegJXMAEBjPn?format=jpg&name=small

Well I'm sure there is at least one guy who comes on my thread that tried this. Investor? Snap? Jason? Care to comment? Hey, SirPeckerHead.. I know you tried this. Is it the same as the real thing?

@SirConradPeckereye we need your expertise on this.

 

[jason28053]

This seems a bit suspect.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FPJGegJXMAEBjPn?format=jpg&name=smallYou think? Let’s take a poll and see

 

[JerseyJade]

I masturbated after cooking with habanero peppers, they're hotter than jalapenos and it burned lol

You do know what.. "way too much info" means, right?

 

[Artfan2]

Well I'm sure there is at least one guy who comes on my thread that tried this. Investor? Snap? Jason? Care to comment? Hey, SirPeckerHead.. I know you tried this. Is it the same as the real thing?

I'm kinda wondering if claim about them feeling amazing is a little misleading.

 

[JerseyJade]

I'm kinda wondering if claim about them feeling amazing is a little misleading.

Well why don't you give it a whirl and let us know how it is.

 

[jason28053]

Well I'm sure there is at least one guy who comes on my thread that tried this. Investor? Snap? Jason? Care to comment? Hey, SirPeckerHead.. I know you tried this. Is it the same as the real thing?

No jalapeño penis

 

[Artfan2]

Well why don't you give it a whirl and let us know how it is.

Is there an antidote, in case things get a little too spicy?

 

[JerseyJade]

Is there an antidote, in case things get a little too spicy?

A therapist, if you want my opinion.

 

[jason28053]

Is there an antidote, in case things get a little too spicy?

Dip peno in milk? Idk

 

[Artfan2]

I suppose it depends on one's definition of "amazing."

Maybe what they meant was "amazingly hot."

 

[Artfan2]

Dip peno in milk? Idk

Or maybe it's like rattlesnake venom?

 

[jason28053]

https://media0.giphy.com/media/Nk1e0zusIwd2g/200.webp?cid=ecf05e47kgi0ye1dco44p0uf0f3tzfckqcaf5kip2m876nnd&rid=200.webp&ct=g

Milk not Pie Bri

 

[JerseyJade]

https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.24d4b5223b17c804a46ab3307670da74?rik=6U74OFYh%2fJg3mw&riu=http%3a%2f%2fimg.memecdn.com%2fi-came-out-to-have-a-good-time-and-im-honestly-feeling-so-attacked-right-now_o_3476187.jpg&ehk=RJQFwwZuqW%2fj6O%2bZvu0gYBYq7X01IYQDHJFGnDv2jBk%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw&r=0&sres=1&sresct=1

 

[JerseyJade]

I just stole this out of @SirConradPeckereye 's bathroom.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FOdWXU7XIAop4t2?format=jpg&name=small

I knew it! I fucking knew it!