Jewelz own thread :)

[Ice Cold]

dayummmmm straight that is sum nazzy shit!!!!! *grabs shitkickers and zips dem up fast, stepping ova her oozing winky, in love heart*...........hurry......do sumptin about it!!!!!!!!

Grabs a blowtorch, 5 gallons of gasoline, a stick of dynamite, small nuclear device...

This this is TOAST!!!

 

[Jewelz]

Grabs a blowtorch, 5 gallons of gasoline, a stick of dynamite, small nuclear device...

This this is TOAST!!!

Ohhhhhh he did it!!!!! finally!!!!! set my heart ablaze!!!!!!!!

Watch the flames soar higher and higher and the heat of passion burn a fury!!!!!!!!

 

[Ice Cold]

Ohhhhhh he did it!!!!! finally!!!!! set my heart ablaze!!!!!!!!

Watch the flames soar higher and higher and the heat of passion burn a fury!!!!!!!!

Starts stamping out the flames... can't have any raging fires here.... starts to sing.. "These boots were made for stompin."

 

[Jewelz]

Starts stamping out the flames... can't have any raging fires here.... starts to sing.. "These boots were made for stompin."

*pouty lips form across her face, eyes welling up with tears......* dont make me do it......dont even!!!!!!!

 

[Ice Cold]

*pouty lips form across her face, eyes welling up with tears......* dont make me do it......dont even!!!!!!!

Uh oh... now ya went and did it... Now I am going to have to call
THE WHAAA-mbulance.

 

[Jewelz]

Uh oh... now ya went and did it... Now I am going to have to call
THE WHAAA-mbulance.

ok......im not laughin!!

 

[Ice Cold]

ok......im not laughin!!

Here is a dollar... go buy yourself a sense of humor..
Nyeah nyeah.

 

[Jewelz]

Here is a dollar... go buy yourself a sense of humor..
Nyeah nyeah.

Kiss my ass lil boy!!!!!!!! You know I was laughing so get yer doggies and go to bed and stop being so mean to me!!!!!!!!

 

[Ice Cold]

Kiss my ass lil boy!!!!!!!! You know I was laughing so get yer doggies and go to bed and stop being so mean to me!!!!!!!!

I know you were laughing... don't get your panties in a bunch...
Oh forgot you don't wear any.

Get some sleep yourself lady. I had fun teasing you tonight. You know I don't mean it. Sleep well.

 

[Jewelz]

I know you were laughing... don't get your panties in a bunch...
Oh forgot you don't wear any.

Get some sleep yourself lady. I had fun teasing you tonight. You know I don't mean it. Sleep well.

LOL.....yes, you always seem to remember the most important details

Going to dream of you now my baby!! Yes, I know you tease me relentlessly. Sweetest dreams!

 

[Ice Cold]

LOL.....yes, you always seem to remember the most important details

Going to dream of you now my baby!! Yes, I know you tease me relentlessly. Sweetest dreams!

Well every boy should have a hobby....

 

[Jewelz]

Well every boy should have a hobby....

I should be honored that I am your hobby then eh??

 

[Jewelz]

*waiting quietly on the front porch waiting for my love to come home* sigh..........

 

[BigGuyPA44]

Looking for love

I'm gonna jump in the car and cruise southwest for a little drive and check out all the women sitting on the front porches ;-)) hehehe I'll be the one waving out of the sunroof, Jewelz!!!

B

 

[Ice Cold]

T-minus 2

Doobie doobie Doo.... I am here singing... Doobie doobie doo...

 

[Jewelz]

Re: T-minus 2

Doobie doobie Doo.... I am here singing... Doobie doobie doo...

Woohoooo!!! Sing to me darlin Nice to see ya!

 

[Ice Cold]

T-minus 1

Woohoooo!!! Sing to me darlin Nice to see ya!

Hmm, How about One is the loneliest number.... by Three dog night...

One by Three??? Um ok I guesss.

 

[Jewelz]

Re: Looking for love

I'm gonna jump in the car and cruise southwest for a little drive and check out all the women sitting on the front porches ;-)) hehehe I'll be the one waving out of the sunroof, Jewelz!!!

B

Hiya big! i knew that was you drivin by today!!!!!!

 

[Jewelz]

Re: T-minus 1

Hmm, How about One is the loneliest number.... by Three dog night...

One by Three??? Um ok I guesss.

Nahhhh, how about....ummmmmmmm......."Lean on Me"

 

[Ice Cold]

Re: Re: T-minus 1

Nahhhh, how about....ummmmmmmm......."Lean on Me"

Nyeah... Never liked that song.

How about Billy Idol's "Eyes without a face."

 

[Jewelz]

Re: Re: Re: T-minus 1

Nyeah... Never liked that song.

How about Billy Idol's "Eyes without a face."

CONGRATS ON 1000 BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ohhhhhhh, those eyes!!! *kisses you softly*........thank you.....thank you so!

 

[Ice Cold]

1001

Limited time offer... so grab the view while ya can darlin

 

[Jewelz]

Re: 1001

Limited time offer... so grab the view while ya can darlin

I grabbed the view baby, I grabbed it!!

Now sing me a pretty song!!! pleaseeeeeee

 

[Ice Cold]

Re: Re: 1001

I grabbed the view baby, I grabbed it!!

Now sing me a pretty song!!! pleaseeeeeee

Maybe another night... I'm all sung out... Have to keep the vocal chords fresh ya know.

 

[Jewelz]

Re: Re: Re: 1001

Maybe another night... I'm all sung out... Have to keep the vocal chords fresh ya know.

*heavy sigh*.....if you say so