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Farmer Hank tried everything to stop speeding drivers… but his final solution was pure genius.

Old Farmer Hank lived along a quiet country road for years. Life was peaceful… until they built a brand-new high school right across the highway.

Suddenly traffic exploded.

Teenagers flying down the road morning, noon, and night.

And poor Hank’s free-range chickens started paying the price.

Three… sometimes six chickens a week were getting hit by speeding cars.

Fed up, Hank called the local police.

“Please do something about these drivers!” he pleaded.

So the police came out and installed a big warning sign:

SCHOOL CROSSING

But if anything… drivers sped up even more.

So they tried another sign:

SLOW – CHILDREN AT PLAY

Still no luck. Cars kept flying past like it was a racetrack.

Finally, Hank called the police again and said,

“Mind if I put up my own sign?”

The officer shrugged and said,

“Sure… at this point we’ll try anything.”

A week later the officer drove by to see how things were going.

He slammed on the brakes and burst out laughing.

Hank’s new sign read:

NUDIST COLONY
Slow down and watch out for the chicks!