Just recieved this PM...

[ABSTRUSE]

"He kiked in the door and camed in her face"

 

[FatDino]

I'm on the sending you a creepy PM part. I know you're not fat.

Dang! I knew I shouldn't have revealed my secret identity.

 

[Recidiva]

"He kiked in the door and camed in her face"

Darling!

My favorite is accusing men of being teenage girls. My two favorite responses:

I called one guy Natasha and he said:

"Natasha swallows. And talks in the third person."

Another one when I accused him of sending cock pics that were not his:

"You still doubt me? What do you want, a picture of my cock next to today's newspaper?"

 

[damppanties]

Ah, is that the voice of experience, Dampy?

I get weird PMs all the time. I think they look at my name and think, "Ooooo, she must be kinky."

Yes. A heartfelt yes.

 

[MarshAlien]

Dang! I knew I shouldn't have revealed my secret identity.

Oh, everyone's entitled to one fatal mistake.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Under the same affect, a LONG time ago I had someone wanting to join my "cult" (my WHAT?) and I told him "Oh I'm sorry, this is a girls and eunichs only club. If you wish to join, you'll have to have your dick removed and send us video tapped proof." Yeah he stopped sending me messages after that >.>

Beware the power of Photoshop on that one.

 

[galaxygoddess]

Beware the power of Photoshop on that one.

Hence the "video taped proof"

 

[Miss_B_Haven]

I've totally gotten that same PM before.






Slightly different, but the same general idea.
I wish I could remember who it was from, 'cause I'd totally go flame them. lol
I don't think I replied to it... But I honestly don't remember.
Creeeeeeeeepy.

 

[FatDino]

Oh, everyone's entitled to one fatal mistake.

Do I get a second chance? Without becoming a zombie, I mean.

 

[MarshAlien]

Do I get a second chance? Without becoming a zombie, I mean.[/QUOTE

No idea. Unless you're a cat, my guess is no. But since you're a furriner, I don't want to make any hard and fast rules.

 

[somberReality]

I always find asking them if you can bite into their dicks and drain the blood a good way to freak trolls out and get them to stop emailing ya.

 

[lisa123414]

I guess I am just too naive

Hi TK -
I dont know if you should scare the poor kid. To me this really does sound like a curious kid. I am not sure why there is such animosity toward this type of letter. He did start out saying he did not want to offend. I say give the guy the benefit of the doubt, but then again, if you do reply there is the distinct possibility that the next email would be worse. I get what I assume are the usual emails from people, and I almost always reply that I am not looking for chat/cyber/phone/picture or whatever it is they are proposing. once in a while I get a doozy that is asking for a smart aleck answer. Like the following:

Hey!

What's with all the pics and quotes from people from the last century on your profile pic? A guy's liable to think you're a hundred years old or something. It's a hard bias to overcome, but if you maybe have a link to a pic of your boobs for me, my opinions may be swayed.

Oh, god. Has it really come to this? Begging centenarians to show me their boobs.

Eh. It's a hobby. Ya gotta do somethin'.


I wrote back to him that I was 112. That I was horny all the time but because of the Alzheimers, I could not remember what to do about it.

I guess it worked cause he went away!

 

[galaxygoddess]

I wrote back to him that I was 112. That I was horny all the time but because of the Alzheimers, I could not remember what to do about it.

I guess it worked cause he went away!

I...

Love you. Seriously. I just laughed harder than I have in several weeks now. That, is pure gold.

 

[lisa123414]

I love you too, gg

 

[CeriseNoire]

...and honestly, I'm stumped for an appropriate reply. There seems to be so much more between the lines than what is said. I'm perplexed as to why this person would ask me, a complete stranger, rather than women he actually knows. Kinda makes you say hmmmm...



So, what do you think? Should I respond? If so, in what manner? Your assistance is greatly appreciated.

I got the exact same message (verbatim)a few months ago. I just answered in a very serious, textbook-like tone, and didn't hear from him again.

 

[kendo1]

Damn!
I thought I was going to get the answer.

 

[lisa123414]

Damn!
I thought I was going to get the answer.

Then start a thread instead of sending creepy pms!

 

[tickledkitty]

Hi TK -
I dont know if you should scare the poor kid. To me this really does sound like a curious kid. I am not sure why there is such animosity toward this type of letter. He did start out saying he did not want to offend. I say give the guy the benefit of the doubt, but then again, if you do reply there is the distinct possibility that the next email would be worse. I get what I assume are the usual emails from people, and I almost always reply that I am not looking for chat/cyber/phone/picture or whatever it is they are proposing. once in a while I get a doozy that is asking for a smart aleck answer. Like the following:

Hey!

What's with all the pics and quotes from people from the last century on your profile pic? A guy's liable to think you're a hundred years old or something. It's a hard bias to overcome, but if you maybe have a link to a pic of your boobs for me, my opinions may be swayed.

Oh, god. Has it really come to this? Begging centenarians to show me their boobs.

Eh. It's a hobby. Ya gotta do somethin'.


I wrote back to him that I was 112. That I was horny all the time but because of the Alzheimers, I could not remember what to do about it.

I guess it worked cause he went away!

I have no animosity, Lisa dear. I just think it's funny. You are apparently a much nicer person than I.

 

[kendo1]

Then start a thread instead of sending creepy pms!

Like this:
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g19/kendo1111/skeleton-4.gif

 

[Recidiva]

Hi TK -
I dont know if you should scare the poor kid. To me this really does sound like a curious kid. I am not sure why there is such animosity toward this type of letter. He did start out saying he did not want to offend. I say give the guy the benefit of the doubt, but then again, if you do reply there is the distinct possibility that the next email would be worse.

Yup, and we should respond to the guy from Nigeria, that we are concerned about his financial difficulties but...

You know I actually did that? I thoughtfully considered my response and wished him well. And then the "reply" email address did not work.

WTF?

 

[lisa123414]

TK - I am sorry, I did not mean to say you were being in any way unkind. The fact that you took a moment to wonder where this guy was coming from shows you are not one to spew anger just because you can. My point of view is slanted by the fact that I have sons, the third one currently in middle school, who have been crushed by meanness from the other kids. The oldest really likes girls, so the girls were mean because he gave them the opportunity. The third is somewhat effeminate, so the boys are mean to him, because they feel they can. Oh, dear, I don’t mean to take this post in a crazy direction.
I was just trying to say that I suspect this is a kid (hopefully an over 18 kid), I mean who says “fellatio” anyway? And he comes a lot? - wait til he finds out that thats what we tell every guy!

Kendo – YES a creepy PM just like that!

Recidiva – Did you really respond to the banker? I usually ignore those emails, except I did get one lately that I reported. Instead of just appealing to my greed, this one claimed that the assets being removed from Iraq were going to go toward the US Veterans and dependants fund, to help out our armed forces. That really made me mad.

Lisa

 

[Recidiva]

TK - I am sorry, I did not mean to say you were being in any way unkind. The fact that you took a moment to wonder where this guy was coming from shows you are not one to spew anger just because you can. My point of view is slanted by the fact that I have sons, the third one currently in middle school, who have been crushed by meanness from the other kids. The oldest really likes girls, so the girls were mean because he gave them the opportunity. The third is somewhat effeminate, so the boys are mean to him, because they feel they can. Oh, dear, I don’t mean to take this post in a crazy direction.
I was just trying to say that I suspect this is a kid (hopefully an over 18 kid), I mean who says “fellatio” anyway? And he comes a lot? - wait til he finds out that thats what we tell every guy!

Kendo – YES a creepy PM just like that!

Recidiva – Did you really respond to the banker? I usually ignore those emails, except I did get one lately that I reported. Instead of just appealing to my greed, this one claimed that the assets being removed from Iraq were going to go toward the US Veterans and dependants fund, to help out our armed forces. That really made me mad.

Lisa

My son is autistic, I get the emotional crush.

...yes, I really responded to the banker...*sigh*

I'm a wuss.

 

[lisa123414]

Recidiva -
No you are not a wuss. I really hate it when being naive earns one a slap in the face. It's really a big deal for me, people taking advantange of others. That's who's butt I would like to go and kick. I remember Grandpa A sending off more money than he could afford to the television preachers. I'd rather he did it and felt he was doing good in the world than to tell him he was being taken.

 

[Recidiva]

Recidiva -
No you are not a wuss. I really hate it when being naive earns one a slap in the face. It's really a big deal for me, people taking advantange of others. That's who's butt I would like to go and kick. I remember Grandpa A sending off more money than he could afford to the television preachers. I'd rather he did it and felt he was doing good in the world than to tell him he was being taken.

Yes, yes I am. I'm okay with it. I think it's a strength. And thank you

 

[alyxen]

I think guys are relatively lucky in this regard. There doesn't really seem to be a huge crowd of ravening sicko females sending this kind of stuff. Well at least not to me heh.