Just recieved this PM...

tickledkitty said:
I don't know. He might be okay with that.

I could respond in kind with my own fellatio technique. Tell him I like to use my teeth a great deal. Love it when they scream. Sometimes even draw blood.

What is this phobia about teeth?
 
tickledkitty said:
...and honestly, I'm stumped for an appropriate reply. There seems to be so much more between the lines than what is said. I'm perplexed as to why this person would ask me, a complete stranger, rather than women he actually knows. Kinda makes you say hmmmm...

:rolleyes:

So, what do you think? Should I respond? If so, in what manner? Your assistance is greatly appreciated.
Ohhh post here: http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=354130

;)

Toss them a link. ;) :D I could use a friendly bump on the thread. :p
 
tickledkitty said:
...and honestly, I'm stumped for an appropriate reply. There seems to be so much more between the lines than what is said. I'm perplexed as to why this person would ask me, a complete stranger, rather than women he actually knows. Kinda makes you say hmmmm...

:rolleyes:

So, what do you think? Should I respond? If so, in what manner? Your assistance is greatly appreciated.
The worst part is his dropping your name into the middle of a sentence:

"In my case, at the end of the fellatio, Kitty, ..."
An ancient salesman trick to subconsciously make you see him as a friend...

Don't worry. He got off just writing to you. A reply from you would just turn him on even more.
 
bonfils said:
The worst part is his dropping your name into the middle of a sentence:


An ancient salesman trick to subconsciously make you see him as a friend...

Don't worry. He got off just writing to you. A reply from you would just turn him on even more.

Yeah, I agree. He's taking me into his confidence, making us pals. That's why I said it looks like a form letter. He just inserts whomever's name in the space.
 
I get PMs and emails like this every once in a while.

I'm with Lisa on this. You would be amazed at the inexperience level of some college-age guys. This might be the best he can do at trying to get into a sexual discussion with a woman.

If that's the case, I'm willing to give him a little "education".

Usually, I send them links to a couple of my stories and tell them to write back if they have any questions. (I actually have a "mouth full of come" blow job story).

A lot of them are wanting an "offended" reaction. Those I never hear from again.

A few of them are actually looking for a woman who is willing to be raunchy. I can imagine them saying "Oh my GOD! She wrote back!".

If they do take my suggestion (actually read and comment on my stories) and if they give me something that shows they actually read the story,(e.g. "wow, Angela, I love they way took the 'full load' from your husband - You're an awesome chick!") then I don't mind trading PMs.

Hey, if a guy is desperate enough to write to a woman that he's willing to put that kind of effort into it, I'll put him on his back and mind-fuck him...

... after I make him beg for it.
 
cloudy said:
Tell him you're really a guy, and just write here under the identity of a woman. :D
See, I have just the opposite problem. Since I love using Kiten's pics as my AV (with the occasional bit of me ;) ), I get PMs from guys who think I am her. They're just priceless . . . I'm a Dom man and was wondering if you'd like me to punish you? :rolleyes: They usually find a way to casually mention how big their penis is. :rolleyes: x 100
 
alyxen said:
I think guys are relatively lucky in this regard. There doesn't really seem to be a huge crowd of ravening sicko females sending this kind of stuff. Well at least not to me heh.

WARNING: SEXIST JOKE FOLLOWS



That's cause men wouldn't mind.
 
unpredictablebijou said:
WARNING: SEXIST JOKE FOLLOWS



That's cause men wouldn't mind.

What if they did?

"Dude, this crazy bitch is stalking me on Lit. I'm not kidding, man. Total psycho. She keeps PMing me with all this filth. Telling me what she wants to do to me. How she wants to use me. She follows me from thread to thread, posting right after me. Oh, God, I feel so...so...violated!" <sniff>
 
tickledkitty said:
What if they did?

"Dude, this crazy bitch is stalking me on Lit. I'm not kidding, man. Total psycho. She keeps PMing me with all this filth. Telling me what she wants to do to me. How she wants to use me. She follows me from thread to thread, posting right after me. Oh, God, I feel so...so...violated!" <sniff>

I have heard guys complain about this. No kidding.

"She sent me a picture of her boobs. Why would I want a picture of her boobs?"

or

"Poetry. She's sending poetry. I hate f'ing poetry."
 
Recidiva said:
I have heard guys complain about this. No kidding.

"She sent me a picture of her boobs. Why would I want a picture of her boobs?"

or

"Poetry. She's sending poetry. I hate f'ing poetry."

I know. I was trying to be funny, but I have too. It even seems a little bit more scary to me when a woman is doing it.
 
tickledkitty said:
I know. I was trying to be funny, but I have too. It even seems a little bit more scary to me when a woman is doing it.

It's inherently WAY more scary when a woman is doing it. We make much more effective psychos than men.

Scuse me, I have a PM I need to send to MarshAlien.
 
The quality of social intercourse is beginning to degrade at all of the best porn sites.
 
unpredictablebijou said:
It's inherently WAY more scary when a woman is doing it. We make much more effective psychos than men.

Scuse me, I have a PM I need to send to MarshAlien.

Marshmelly's getting all the good PMs lately.
 
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