Justice League of America

[Phoenix]

And you thought you were safe enter....The Genesis and the Bada Bing Club

As he sat at a booth at the Bada Bing Club, his dark $200. sunglasses reflected 3 women committing simulated sexual acts on the dance floor.  He thought to himself "parlor tricks and whatnot."  A few hours ago these women were haughty golddiggers were just in the club to cocktease and fine a rich man. As their luck would have it they found a very rich and powerful man but the bad news is the man they found was rated among the most possible telepaths ever to live on the planet earth. He is known throught the buisness and professional world as Shaun Cairo. However in the underworld he is more appropriately titled Genesis.

After the cockteasers tried to flirt with him in hopes of parting the man from his wallet, Genesis in the name of retribution gave them such a telepathic jolt that they instantly because aroused thanks to his telepathic influences. Thus leading the three into having a menage-a-tois on the dance floor of the villian nightclub.

Just as the show was getting good Weasel, Genesis's right hand man in his criminal empire ran over to his bosses with a urgent note from a Mr.s Dom-al.

 

[Neale]

Martian Manhunter

"Green Lantern, as a founding member of the JLA, you are, of course, assured a seat in the League, since one is available right now. Welcome back, old friend!"

J'onn J'onzz, the Martian Manhunter, telepathically contacts Wonder Woman, "Excuse me, Diana, for taking over your chairperson function for a second. Hal is an old friend from when we founded the League. I thought he should be welcomed by me, personally."

 

[Angelus]

"I don't think I could handle two of me either," Batman said under his breath before he turned to the applicants and tried to think of why they would want to be here; hell he didn't want to be here.

"Ummm, sorry to interrupt but I have a question. Why the hell do you want to be here?"

 

[Phoenix]

Shyne in "The Answer"

"Ummm, sorry to interrupt but I have a question. Why the hell do you want to be here?"

After hearing the Dark Knight's question I thought for a few seconds and came up with this answer. I am here because the way I see it is this most superpowered women are drop dead gorgeous so I am here in hopes to get laid. Oh yeah that that hero stuff comes up, well so be it. But truthfully I am here for the poontang."

I can tell I got a reaction from my answer but hey everyone here was too arrogant and smug. Someone had to break the ice. Looking each hero in the room in the eye I also said "Plus I am in for the money too. I mean come on movies, TV series merchandising, toys.., come on people. Heroism pays very very well. After all ask yourself this how does Batman afford all those gizmoes? How does superman afford a new suit everytime the old one gets trashed? And most importantly how do these women afford the skintight leather outfits that are notorious for giving men like gigantic boners and distracting us from the battle???HMMM."

 

[poohlive]

The web flung out terribly fast. It grabbed the idol from the recent glass sealed home and jolted it back to his hands. All three monsters now looked at him. Spiderman wasn't exactly sure what he was doing at the moment, he had thought about taking Mr. Ed on. He felt that with enough webbing and a few smart trick maneuvers he could handle it, but three of them?
This was getting to be a very sticky situation indeed. Still, the superhero code honored him to stop thieves and crime at all times. He held the idol in one hand, looking at them all shamefully.
"What would your mother's think? You know, you have betrayed their trust. A good woman who works all day, and prays each night for you to come home safe, and you repay her by going out and stealing..."
he looked down at the idol,
"naked gold figurines?"
What would a zombie demon want with a naked gold figurine?
"Shame shame shame on you," he was very scolding, but he wasn't sure how long he could keep up the act, "Now, lower your heads in shame. I said lower your heads."
Two of them actually did, the other one advanced towards him. He knew this was his cue to exit.
"Well, I'm glad we've had this conversation. I think a slap on the wrist this time ought to do it.
With that he set his shooter to widespread and let it fly. The room was soon enveloped in webbing, covering the ceiling and floor and walls, and of course the three demons. He paused, pulsing it back to a single strand and wrapped the three up.
This was easier than he thought. He thanked the gods for demons having small brains.
The tall webbing piece bagan to break up.
"Damn," he stuffed the idol away and quickly summersaulted out of the place. Then, he began climbing up the wall, glancing back to see who would come out first.
In the far distance a bell chimed midnight.

 

[nightray]

As the webbing intagild the tree the one in the gard uiform snarls and the room fils with floor to celing flames and a fire ball fly after the moril. The shadow one steps in to the shadow and steps out side he looks up and sees the mortil climing the wall he steps back in to the shadow and rechis a hand out of a shadow ner the maskt one. He as the mortil is destrakted by the flams poring out of the doors he slips hes hand in to the pokit and takes the amulit out the hand disapers and shadow man reapers on the grown just as the the big one and the flame master coms out of the bilding. The one in the gard uniform point at the mortil who derd to intrfer and a black light eating flam shots rite at the mortil.

 

[Neale]

Tommy Monaghan

"Hell, I just came here to see Wonder Woman in person... Huntress was a nice bonus, though, I've got to admit." He grinned insouciently. "Aren't ya gonna ask what my powers are Wonder Chick?"

 

[crystalhunting]

Green Lantern

Hmmmm I think to myself..I wonder if Tommy is aware of Wonder Womans saphhic sexual persuasion,I wonder how she will act?..but he is right..her and the Huntress are hot!!It's a shame that Carol is so frigid and repressed..I wonder......

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

Huntress. Lava.

(sigh, Lava isn't too much of a hit...oh well...maybe I'll just kill her off...That would be too much fun.)


HUNTRESS:

I smiled at the arrogance of all these people, but this man humored me.

Getting up, the leather painted on my body (how's that for a visual?) The noise of the leather moving with my body filled the now silent room.

My hips swayed as I walked over to inspect everyone. Looking over the man adorned in black.

"Blunt aren't we? " I raised my eyebrows. "So am I. Aside from your charming looks and your obvious attractions to this job. What sort of powers or capabilities do you have. "

Smirking, I looked at the man who was oggling Wonder Woman.
Whispering, "I don't like to come in as seconds."

THen I smiled and took my attention back to the line of 'super heros' awaiting the dark man's reply.


I stepped back a bit, the heat from the lava girl getting on my nerves.

 

[Phoenix]

Xavier in the "answer"

After listening to the Huntress question, I took about three seconds after daydreaming about a threesome involving her, that Lava chick and me on a bed of jello and answered her question.

"Hmm powers. Damn I knew I was missing sometime. Well hanging around you gorgeous women right now I am sporting the power of a tremendous boner and a amazing impersonation of Austin Powers. Yup that is power indeed, baby yeah That and the fact that I am the only male in this room without an ego that start his own time team. . Oh yeah by the way I blow stuff up too you might want to be careful about that sort of thing happening. "

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

Dom-al

As the probe droid hovers infont of the one known as Genesis, a holographic image of me appears on the table. "Mr. Cairo, I am Dom-al and I am currently in route to your planet. I have been studying your planet for some time now and would like to propose a deal that will benefit your shall I say secret endevers as well as my own. I would like to meet with you and any of your 'associates' that you deal with to propose an alliance to rid Earth of the Justice League. I have noticed many have tried, but if we can form an Injustice League, I guarantee we will defeat them once and for all. Now Mr. Cairo, now that I have your attention, when can we have a meeting?" The Holographic image asks, with a most sinister smile.

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(After Genesis' response)

"Take us to Earth now, and enter the atmosphere at the planet's south pole." I order to the pilot.
"Once there, prepare the ship for underwater use and land here." I say, pointing to the depths of the Atlantic ocean in the middle of the Bermuda Triangle. I push a few buttons on my chair, and the computer chirps a reply. "Good, stealth mode activated." I say to myself as I await news from the other probes.

[Edited by Mackdaddy_74 on 05-15-2001 at 08:47 AM]

 

[poohlive]

Spiderman cartwheeled out of the way of the fireball. The problem with cartwheeling ten stories up is that there's nothing to land on. Like a stone he fell towards the ground.
A quick web shot at a local tall tree, thank the gods they haven't built that parking lot yet, he did a small flip in the air and landed on the ground.
Well, he hit the ground rather lightly... yeah ok, with a thump. He hit the ground with a thump, but he was all right.
He glanced back at Mr. Secutity guard, none of the other demons seemed to be in sight.
"Well, I see we're not playing fair tonight..." he shot out the web, grabbing both of the thing's feet and sprawling him into the air. As the man glinted off the moon's light abound from the earth Spiderman switch cartridges. He always had a few of the hard ones in case he ran into rhino or something else big, hairy, or stupid.
This fell into one of those categories. He let it fly, bounding up the demon with an inch of the stuff. A semi truck going downhill with a load of bricks couldn't impede that.
Spiderman jumped on the thing. It smelled horrible, he hadn't been close to any of them except for Mr. Big, but this thing was simply horrendous.
"Ok Blue Flame. You tell me where shadow demon took the idol and I'll think about letting you go."
He touched the man's head. Something stuck to it, he wiped it off disgutingly.
"It's obviously your falling apart about all of this. I do believe it's time you started talking."
He glanced around looking for one of his friends. Nope, they had left him alone. This was good, very excellent good.

 

[nightray]

The secry gard looks at the spiderman and ses you will dy whith that the the weding binding hem bers in white hot flams insinerting the gard uniform and the rest of the humin deskis reviling a crecher whith hores and gote feet. He sners at the mortil one and ses my master will del whith you. whith that I disapers in a colum of flame back to hell.

Then the big one steps out of the shadows looks at the chard grownd and at the mortil he srugs and with suprising speed attacks the mortil raping hes arms around hem squeezing tite hering the mortils ribs creeck.

The shadow whochis then steps in to the shadow steping out in front of hes master holding the amulit out to hem and teling whot has hapind to the outher two.

I take the amulet lisoning I grin and say it sounds like he would make a good mel fore my self. I wave my hand and the shadow man disaper in a vale darknes going bak to hell. I look at the amulet and put it around my nek. I and becum a ravin fly in the derkion of this spiderman.

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

Lava. Huntresss.

(ooc. LOL pheonix, don't just want ONE of my char. You want BOTH.)

LAVA:

I sat there my patience short, observing as I normally did. My patience and temper were getting the best of me, the people in the room were making me angry. My body temperature began to slowly increase.

This was what I needed. I had to get myself out of the wild aspect of nature, get out into the world. I had to learn to live with people. I could only study and practice so much, my life in the foliage of Australia among the volcanoes left me with book knowledge and my skills honed. I needed to use them, I was given this gift for a reason.

I had spent my whole life learning. Today it was time to use it.

I levitated the application off of the desk, using my powers, I trailed the faintest amount of lava across the page, the trail only as thick as a hair, I inscribed my name and answered all of the questions.

I dropped it on the desk, mentally.

(she has a mean temper, just hasn't been able to use it yet...hehe)



HUNTRESS;

I had to try to stifle a laugh from Xavier's ridiculous response, though he had some truth to him.

I liked his bluntness. "So your powers are exploding things. Please do tell..."

I leaned against the desk, Batman behind me, I glanced back.

I took off the gloves from my hands, slowly, pulling one by one off of my slender fingers, setting them down.

 

[Isolde]

Wonder Woman

OOC: Sorry about not posting for so long. Grave shift has my schedule thrown into chaos.

IC: I had sat back and watched each one of the applicants interact with the JLA members. Now it was time to put in my two cents. The first thing I did was call the meeting to order since it was quickly getting out of hand.

"All right, everyone," I said in a no nonsense tone of voice. "We have heard from the applicants and now I have something to say."

Walking out from around the table, I walked past each applicant, eyeing them one by one. "This job may look like all glory and fame but I have news for you...it is far from it. When all the noise dies down, when all the fanfare stops, when the reporters put away their pens and cameras and people are not calling out your name in admiration...thats when the real test of your heroism begins."

I leaned against the table and continued to hold each of their eyes with mine for a minute before moving on to the next one. "When you are faced with real danger and with the very real possibility of losing your life...how you react is the real testiment of how much a hero you really are. How you act when there are no cameras or people around tells us more than anything else about you."

"When you are out there fighting whatever evil would rule or destroy this world, you but be thinking about the people you are suposed to be serving and saving and be willing to sacrifice everything for them. Including your own life. A life, I might add where you have to balance both your super hero identity and your 'normal life' at the same time."

I go to my feet and started pacing in front of them again. "And remember, these people of earth can be fickle. They can adore you one moment and then, you make one mistake, and they can turn on you...never acknowleging your accomplishments you have made in the past. Then again, there are those that are very loyal. You must take the bad with the good. There is no other way for you to enter this 'Super Hero' business."

Going back around to take my chairperson seat, I looked at my fellow JLAers and said,"So, now that we have gotten that out of the way, shall we discuss the pros and cons of admitting these new people or do we wish to give them a small test first?"

 

[crystalhunting]

Green Lantern

I have a suggestion WW,Lets take them on our next crisis..and let them handle it,with the exception of possibility of loss of life,Lets watch and see how well they can work together,then we may have a good idea on what to exspect.I look at Jonzz and think to myself..Perhaps we could even make the situation seem worse than it is.Jonzz?

 

[RoseThorn]

Character: Shadowess

Nickname: Dark, Shadow, etc.

Real Name: Jean Green

Super Power: The ability to make shadows into solid objects (Ex: A fist, a chair, a dild...ok, you get the point.)
and store small objects or things in an interdimensanal "pocket". (Ex: her outfit, stolen jewels...)

Past: Former super villain and thief because her father was a super villain, she's reformed since his death and is trying to go straight. Her mother (who shares the same power over shadows) thinks she's a disgrace to the family, but they've never gotten along anyway...

Outfit: jeans and tee shirt person but can instantly change into her skin tight black cat suit using the shadow power.

Physical discription:
5'2", long black hair and green eyes, pale and thin

Residence: The big castle (at the edge of town ). Her father was a mad scientest, from there on it gets even weirder.

Hi all...Tell me if Jean's ok or not...
****

I sighed as I walked hesitantly down the JLA hallway. I tugged at the edge of my tee, almost wishing for the comfort of my shadow suit. Damn, damn...Late. Well at least the application should here. Damn flights.

Being late wasn't really a good thing considering that the LAST time I saw these people I was trying to kill them. Well, they were the good guys...Forgive and forget right?

With a sigh I hesitantly opened the door the voices were coming from behind.

 

[Phoenix]

Xavier St. Claire in standing up

OCC: Of course Lava.  In order for me to take Ren's spot as Lit's new mangina, I must at least do one threesome a thread.  See not only is it my pleasure but it is my responsiblity and duty to all of my adoring fans (cricket noises).  Oh it's true. It's true.

Watching that Lava babe levitate stuff with heat was giving me ideas.  I wonder does she know what else she is making levitate with that costume muwhwhah (trademark evil laughter)

Speaking of babe and levitation, does she know what skin tight leather can do to a man's mind. Just when I realized she asked me a question which I responded with 'My powers are emotion based energy transformed into..." and it was just then I was cut off by Wonderwoman who began her tirade about what it means to be a hero.

Once she was finished I raised an eyebrow and said "No disrespect Wonderwoman but fact of the matter is all of in this room have been heroes before. We all know what it is like to lay our lives down for people who fear what they do not understand and what they fear they hate and what they hate they kill. I busted my ass with Interpol and the Prostitution guild. So save the speaches for them I will pass, but darlin may I inquire when do we get to kick some ass."

With that I sense the emotions of someone outside this room. Sliding back on my sunglasses, I walked over to the door.

 

[poohlive]

Spiderman spat on the ground. It was all red. He breathed in hard, nothing broken, just a lot of pain. He was somewhat grateful for that. He wiped away the blood from his lips.
They had gotten him mad now.
He looked up at the bird (who is now flying derkion of the spiderman, whatever that means). A polymorphing enemy, no matter, he had dealt with them before, hadn't he?
He honestly couldn't remember for the moment. Now wasn't exactly the time to be remembering old fights anyway, not when such a fresh one was evident.
He ganced around again, no more demons, but he would have to keep a weary eye out in case one decided to jump on him again.
"Where do you think your going," he webbed the big bird, grabbing one of the legs. It tried to get out of the grasp, but the webbing was part of his strongest batch. He quickly wrapped it around a steel pole.
It wasn't going anywhere for a while.
"Come on, I didn't think you were the one to run away from a fight," the last thing he wanted to do was actually fight this creature, but unfortunately he had run out of options. He couldn't let this thing keep the idol, not with the power it gave him.
His side still hurt, and he stood only at a semi defensives stance. He could taste more blood in his lips, perhaps the big thing had broken something inside after all. This was definatly not his night.

 

[nightray]

I lay ther woching this up start I notis that the big one has hert hem befor going back to hell. I tern in to mist leting the webing drop away I dreft over to hem and tern bak in to my man form. I lock my eyes on hes perilzing hem wher he stands. I nerw my eyes whoching juging how much power he wood give me. I snarl you are not stronginof fore me to bother drinking your blood. I snort I'm supris you servid my demons attack. I put my hand arond he's throut lefting hem of he's feet esily. I say I'll let you lev fore now at lest until I let los my army of demon on thes land I chuckil evily. I throuw hem esily at a tree I laf agen and tern back in a ravin flying back to my hotil. Think if thats all that stand between me and my plane this is going to be eser than I thot.

 

[Neale]

Tommy Monaghan

"Test? Hey, I'm not taking any test! I just came up here to use my X-ray vision on Wonder Woman... and my telepathy to hide that idea from your green buddy over there! Hell, people, I'm an assassin, for crying out loud! I pop supervillains and other meta-slime. Why on Earth would I even WANT to be part of the League?"

 

[Neale]

OOC: Welcome, Rose!

OOC: Your character sounds great

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

Lava. Huntress.

HUNTRESS:

Tommy Mohagan was trying my patience. Grabbing his shirt, I looked him straight in the eye, "while you are in our presence you will give us respect. A little punk like you wouldn't survive against us. Trust me. I was you once."

With that, I released his shirt. "Use your x-ray vision as much as you like, that is the only way your going to get a look. But trust me..." I smirked, "it doesn't come without consequences."


LAVA:

Xavier (we will pretend I got your name from somewhere), he had me smiling, staring at him, trying to figure him out, my eyes glowed darkly, taking a more defined shape than the rest of my body. I knew that if I took my time, blacking out could be avoided, I just had to get my temperature down, slowly. I began to cool. Steam was rising off of my body.


As for this Xavier student, he seemed to want in badly. "maybe we could do a training exercise? " I suggested.

My body was slowly cooling down, my feet were coming closer and closer to the floor again.

HUNTRESS:

 

[Neale]

Tommy Monaghan

Tommy just smirked at the angry woman grabbing his shirt, "Don't forget the telepathy, sweetcheeks... that tattoo under your left tit ain't the only secret of yours I know... Now, howabout letting go, before I get scared and start talking?"

 

[Weevil]

Zounds, it seems like every other JLA meeting descends into this petty bickering. Why can't we simply get some stoic, quiet heroes?

"People,People" I say while rising projecting my voice as best I can "This isn't getting us anywhere." I turn to the rest of the League.

"League, lets not forget that these are established individuals we're dealing with. We don't need to make them jump through hoops to see if they meet our standards. These meetings should be about finding out their personalities to see if they'll mesh well with the rest of the league. Let's try and show them a little more courtesy."

I then look sternly at Tommy

"However, there are certain things we do not tolerate, even of prospective members. We do not use our powers to look up the skirts of the Members and violate their bodies. We do not tolerate heroes using their abilities to violate the sanctity of Secret identities or gain information about our fellow Leaguers."

Stepping forward I untangle Tommy from Huntress and look harshly into his eyes.

"You're welcome to leave at any time Tommy. We invited you here to see if you'd like to be a member of the league. You came. If you simply came to sneak a peek then you've done so and the door is at your back. We'd hope that you can keep your childish discoveries to yourself. If you'd like to stay, I'm sure we can continue this meeting in a more civil manner." I say this last sentence while turning to the rest of the league.

"Everyone fine with that? Or should this meeting degenerate into an episode of a Trashy TV talk show?"