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justashygirl said:
What would you say is the best way to reach the cheesy goodness that is the moon? I mean, I obviously can't drive there... right?


Um, I'm totally kidding, of course............
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I have a transporter built into my house, it's got a direct line to the cheesiest part of the moon. Want to come over and explore with me?

:devil:
 
IhateClowns said:
Final one for today.

#3. You're waiting for your date outside of a restaurant. It's a first date. You see them pull up and get out of their car. They walk over to a fountain, take some change out of it and feed their parking meter with them.
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Oh, he'd get a second date for sure. If he saw me and then did it, he's being silly which I enjoy. If he didn't see me, he'll be embarrassed ... he'll blush a little ... flash some dimples. *sigh* It's a cute story to tell the grandkids. ;)

Wild_Honey_66 said:
Um, why didn't he pick me up at my house? How is he planning to finger me in the back of his classic Pinto in the parking lot of Taco Bell after I finish my enchirito? Am I going to be forced to finger myself on the way home in my service pickup with no power steering??

Fuck. :(
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Enchirito! *swoon*
 
ViciousTease said:
Oh, he'd get a second date for sure. If he saw me and then did it, he's being silly which I enjoy. If he didn't see me, he'll be embarrassed ... he'll blush a little ... flash some dimples. *sigh* It's a cute story to tell the grandkids. ;)



Enchirito! *swoon*
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Pick you up at eight? I'll drive. :devil:
 
justashygirl said:
What would you say is the best way to reach the cheesy goodness that is the moon? I mean, I obviously can't drive there... right?


Um, I'm totally kidding, of course............
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It has a hard crust, but I bet once you get through that to the core... yummmmmm

I forgot to mention in my post that I really have a soft spot for ditzy behavior. I think it's fucking adorable
 
IhateClowns said:
Final one for today.

#3. You're waiting for your date outside of a restaurant. It's a first date. You see them pull up and get out of their car. They walk over to a fountain, take some change out of it and feed their parking meter with them.
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I guess I'm buying.
 
IhateClowns said:
This is a simple discussion thread. If you're single great, if your married or in a relationship, then pretend you're single. Would these scenarios be dating or relationship deal breakers for you?

#1. You are on your first date. You are getting to know each other and your date confesses that they have a tattoo of their ex's first name on their chest.
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Not a deal breaker, on the first date. And if it turns into a longer term thing, it's fine as long as there's a plan to cover it up with more tattooing eventually. Something awesome.

IhateClowns said:
#2. You are on your third date and you really like the person so far. Then In the middle of conversation they tell you that they truly believe the earth is flat. No matter how you try to discuss it with them, they believe the earth is flat and you can't change their mind.
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Like others have said...I'm kind of fascinated. But only because I want to see the depth of the crazy.
 
#1- hell no. Terrible life choices etched on one's skin? Nope.
Fun fact: Aussie has never dated anyone with tattoos. I don't mind them, in fact some are hotter than hell, I've just only laid skin virgins.

#2- an even louder hell no. #ScienceBitches. It's a thing (and the closest thing to religion for me). I don't care how big his wang is Honey... If s/he doesn't have a mind that I am attracted to, there is no smidgeon of physical attractiveness that can make up for that. If Ryan Reynolds were a flat Earth, I'd laugh him out of the bedroom.

#3- meh. I might giggle and have an opportunity for relentless teasing, which is quite fun on a first date. If they survive it, or even keep up, they're for sure a keeper.
 
aussiegeekygal said:
#1- hell no. Terrible life choices etched on one's skin? Nope.
Fun fact: Aussie has never dated anyone with tattoos. I don't mind them, in fact some are hotter than hell, I've just only laid skin virgins.

#2- an even louder hell no. #ScienceBitches. It's a thing (and the closest thing to religion for me). I don't care how big his wang is Honey... If s/he doesn't have a mind that I am attracted to, there is no smidgeon of physical attractiveness that can make up for that. If Ryan Reynolds were a flat Earth, I'd laugh him out of the bedroom.

#3- meh. I might giggle and have an opportunity for relentless teasing, which is quite fun on a first date. If they survive it, or even keep up, they're for sure a keeper.
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just FYI; is a skin virgin :D
 
IhateClowns said:
Final one for today.

#3. You're waiting for your date outside of a restaurant. It's a first date. You see them pull up and get out of their car. They walk over to a fountain, take some change out of it and feed their parking meter with them.
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OVER! Seriously...I wouldn't even have dinner with him. That shows unethical behavior. Such a turn off. I'd rather get knocked up by a flat earther than date a change stealer. haha
 
IhateClowns said:
Final one for today.

#3. You're waiting for your date outside of a restaurant. It's a first date. You see them pull up and get out of their car. They walk over to a fountain, take some change out of it and feed their parking meter with them.
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Yeah, that would not leave a pleasant taste in my mouth. I loathe a cheapskate.
 
default24 said:
If it's anything like the way she eats a churro, you are in for a surprise and a treat
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*grabs your left nut, hisses* I told you to put that in the vault.

aussiegeekygal said:
#2- an even louder hell no. #ScienceBitches. It's a thing (and the closest thing to religion for me). I don't care how big his wang is Honey... If s/he doesn't have a mind that I am attracted to, there is no smidgeon of physical attractiveness that can make up for that. If Ryan Reynolds were a flat Earth, I'd laugh him out of the bedroom.
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Sarcasm. ;). Brains trump wangs any day.

Unless, you know, they have two.
 
If I was waiting on my date and I saw her pick coins out of a fountain and feed them into a meter, I would take a mental note and make sure to ask her about it. Depending on her answer will depend on if I'm willing to go on a date with me. Who wants to role play this out with me so I can see if we would go on a second date or not?
 
IhateClowns said:
If I was waiting on my date and I saw her pick coins out of a fountain and feed them into a meter, I would take a mental note and make sure to ask her about it. Depending on her answer will depend on if I'm willing to go on a date with me. Who wants to role play this out with me so I can see if we would go on a second date or not?
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Me! Pick me!!
 
IhateClowns said:
If I was waiting on my date and I saw her pick coins out of a fountain and feed them into a meter, I would take a mental note and make sure to ask her about it. Depending on her answer will depend on if I'm willing to go on a date with me. Who wants to role play this out with me so I can see if we would go on a second date or not?
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Does this in any way involve you talking dirty to me about shoving quarters up my vagina again? *squints*
 
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