Scentofawoman
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How about a toy bag?
Let's talk about sex baby...
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Lustful_Intentions
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You mean like legos?
IhateClowns
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I leave for a few hours and now my identity has been stolen. Hmmmmm
To answer the question I love Bacon Wrapped Titties.
To answer the question I love Bacon Wrapped Titties.
AKentuckyLady
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*ponders how that would actually work and winces at the thought of hot bacon grease*
suckonsimon
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He wasn't thinking about titties nor bacon when he wrote that, so wince not, Lady. 
suckonsimon
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But I'll answer:
Nothing but the shirt she just tore off me.
Nothing but the shirt she just tore off me.
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Ya know I gotta agree with this. I love it when a girl wears my clothes after sex. Puuuurrrrr
IhateClowns
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I thought bacon made everything better! No?
AKentuckyLady
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Nope, but chocolate....and ice cream. Yes, I'll stick with the sweet, cold, and sticky
suckonsimon
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Nope, but chocolate....and ice cream. Yes, I'll stick with the sweet, cold, and sticky
Join a beekeeper in the bedroom then darling ...
AKentuckyLady
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Join a beekeeper in the bedroom then darling ...
Sounds kinky, with that mesh mask and the full body suit. As long as he doesn't bring the bees, I'm in
suckonsimon
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Sounds kinky, with that mesh mask and the full body suit. As long as he doesn't bring the bees, I'm in
Come the harvest: nothing quite like the aroma of spanking fresh honey warmed on skin. In our house it ends up being a pretty happy day!
suckonsimon
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Hey, Clowns forgive me. I can't resist:
Wild_Honey_66
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Come the harvest: nothing quite like the aroma of spanking fresh honey warmed on skin. In our house it ends up being a pretty happy day!
Spanking fresh Honey... I like the sound of that.
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blazin24
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That's what I thought also. I was single, she had no kids. Easy decision for me.
If he didn't know I was giving it to her, he was a dummy.
Maybe he wanted someone else fucking his wife and didn't care. Perhaps she wasn't giving me the full story. Regardless, I got laid and she bought things for me.
Wild_Honey_66
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you Fresh, me Spank!
You've got yourself a deal there, mister!
As to the question of wardrobe, I am especially fond of a man in a well-fitting 3-piece suit.
Then again, he won't be wearing it for very long...
blazin24
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Walk into the room wearing a silky bra and thong panties, stockings and 4 inch heels....Good chance you're getting thrown on the bed.
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If anyone else has questions they want asked just jump on in. Just make sure it isn't right after another question has been asked. I like discussion and continuity. With that being said the next question is
#13. What is one of your most memorable sexual experiences?
#13. What is one of your most memorable sexual experiences?
AKentuckyLady
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Boyfriend came home from a long business trip. I met him in the baggage claim at the Denver Int'l airport at 3am - long before 9/11, TSA and all the beefed up security.
His flight had been relatively empty, but we had a long wait for baggage and his didn't show up. While they went to look for it, the entire baggage claim area emptied out. We made up for lost time by having sex on the baggage carousel.
A security guard turned the corner, saw us, turned around and went back the other way, I'm sure to probably watch us in the security office.
Note to self - time to get out there and have a new sexual experience that will make this one pale in comparison.
cowslinger64
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I got a blow job on Bourbon St. In New Orleans, on New Years Eve 2000. I then got kicked off of Bourbon St. By a policeman on horseback. He grabbed me by the collar and dragged me off the street. I managed to squirm away and ran back into the crowd, but was never able to find the girl again.
suckonsimon
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Summer holiday in Brittany, our first holiday as a couple without our children after the years of family holidays. Those family holidays were grand but, oh the joys of two whole weeks to unwind and pleasure each other over and over! We had this converted barn in the middle of no-where with a huge bedroom in the roof space just so full of romantic atmosphere.
To the point: my woman is not multi-orgasmic. I am good with that, as her generally one orgasm can be of the long-drawn-out-huge-build-sky-rocketting-total-loss-of-coherence-delicious-tail-off-into-involuntary-jerks-and-clenches type.
Well, the relaxation, the good wine, the romantic setting, and one afternoon she had one of those and then another of those and then another of those - on the one fuck in the one position, with me cumming simultaneous with her during the latter part of her third.
OK, there may be men and women on here who consider that pretty standard. So be it. For me, one of my most memorable and I'm delighted to share it with you people!
blazin24
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A very long time ago, my GF and I went back to the hotel room after a wedding reception. We took several bottle of champagne back with us.
She asked me to come into the bathroom. When I went in, she was sitting in the tub, naked, drinking champagne from the bottle and asked me to get undressed and get in.
We were drinking, laughing, touching. She told me to lay back. I did. She started pouring a little champagne on my chest. She licked and slurped it off. Of course, it eventually got poured onto my cock. Not only did she have fun with that, but she inserted her finger into my ass. So, I got sucked and had a finger slowly go in and out of me until I unloaded into her mouth. She didn't like the taste of cum, but she took it all with a smile.
We got out and went to the bed. She wanted fucked very hard, so I delivered. We had sex for several hours that night.
janeyl
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Desert combats that have actually seen service in a desert, sunglasses, a tan and a smile was a definite knicker wetter for me...girls in a good quality well fitted corset, although it makes them like fec king ladybirds...get them on their back and they're helpless...not my favourite type of partner..
Other than that, I echo honey on the well fitted three piece suit
Best of all, confidence...does it for me every time...
