Let's talk about sex baby...

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

That's what I thought also. I was single, she had no kids. Easy decision for me.

If he didn't know I was giving it to her, he was a dummy. Maybe he wanted someone else fucking his wife and didn't care. Perhaps she wasn't giving me the full story.

Regardless, I got laid and she bought things for me.

you sound like the guy I spent a few nights with..
Good at what he did, but completely full of himself..

 

[PoisonedChalice]

you sound like the guy I spent a few nights with..
Good at what he did, but completely full of himself..

Is that such a bad thing?

I will always be confused by the other sex: you want a fuckbuddy who oozes confidence yet nine times out of ten, that guy is going to be a prat both inside and out.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Is that such a bad thing?

I will always be confused by the other sex: you want a fuckbuddy who oozes confidence yet nine times out of ten, that guy is going to be a prat both inside and out.

confidence and arrogance are not interchangeable...
So, if a man can not be confident without being a prat, as you so aptly put it, then no... Not getting or wasting my time.

Just my opinion, and I imagine a large population of this forum rejoices in the conquest of another person's significant other. It's just not my thing.

So yeah, when this well-endowed and quite experienced "friend" continued to brag about the married women he'd had and the suger mama's his dick had gotten him...

Let's just say, I made sure I got off really good once more before saying Sayonara..

 

[PoisonedChalice]

confidence and arrogance are not interchangeable...
So, if a man can not be confident without being a prat, as you so aptly put it, then no... Not getting or wasting my time.

Just my opinion, and I imagine a large population of this forum rejoices in the conquest of another person's significant other. It's just not my thing.

So yeah, when this well-endowed and quite experienced "friend" continued to brag about the married women he'd had and the suger mama's his dick had gotten him...

Let's just say, I made sure I got off really good once more before saying Sayonara..

Male confidence is proportional to sexual experiences per week, squared.

I wouldn't read into it any more than that...

 

[Scentofawoman]

Fill in the blanks.


#14. I can be nasty, but I refuse to ___________________ or _____________________ during sex!

Be slapped in the face or humiliated in any way

 

[cowslinger64]

Male confidence is proportional to sexual experiences per week, squared.

I wouldn't read into it any more than that...

Not only do I disagree with you newbie... but you might wish to tread lightly with her.

 

[PoisonedChalice]

Not only do I disagree with you newbie... but you might wish to tread lightly with her.

Thanks for the tip, I'll take note.

Feel free to disagree...it would be kind of boring if we all agreed on here...though on the other hand lit might be more efficient as everyone would hook up if our fetishes were the same.

 

[IhateClowns]

Be slapped in the face or humiliated in any way

Even with an open hand?????? Hmmmmmmmm

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Not only do I disagree with you newbie... but you might wish to tread lightly with her.

LMAO at "might"....

 

[Scentofawoman]

Even with an open hand?????? Hmmmmmmmm

Yeah hands going to be missing fingers.

 

[IhateClowns]

Yeah hands going to be missing fingers.

In the form of the shocker? You naughty minx you.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Thanks for the tip, I'll take note.

Feel free to disagree...it would be kind of boring if we all agreed on here...though on the other hand lit might be more efficient as everyone would hook up if our fetishes were the same.

you can always take the square root of the number you come up with, Subtract 1 from that number, multiply the result with 3, add 12 with the result, divide the answer by 3, add 5 with the answer, take away the number you originally came up with from the answer, then divide that number by 10 and multiply by 0.001, and you'll get the percentage of my time that I waste on arrogant dick-swingers..


Or you can Tap out now..



(Thanks for the props, Slinger )
(You, too, Lakey)

 

[IhateClowns]

you can always take the square root of the number you come up with, Subtract 1 from the number you have came up with, multiply the result with 3, add 12 with the result, divide the answer by 3, add 5 with the answer, take away the number you originally came up with from the answer, then divide that number by 10 and multiply by 0.001, and you'll get the percentage of my time that I waste on arrogant dick-swingers..


Or you can Tap out now..



(Thanks for the props, Slinger )

69 DUDEEEEEEEEEEEE!

 

[PoisonedChalice]

you can always take the square root of the number you come up with, Subtract 1 from that number, multiply the result with 3, add 12 with the result, divide the answer by 3, add 5 with the answer, take away the number you originally came up with from the answer, then divide that number by 10 and multiply by 0.001, and you'll get the percentage of my time that I waste on arrogant dick-swingers..

Whatever it is, it's more than 0

Adios.

 

[*Twisted*]

,,,,,,,,,

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Whatever it is, it's more than 0

Adios.

don't run away...

I'm just picking on you because you made it easy.
You like boinking married women, makes you less desirable as a friend, but doesn't preclude your ability to add useful commentary to the thread.

 

[Suz_anne]

Fill in the blanks.


#14. I can be nasty, but I refuse to ___________________ or _____________________ during sex!

Lick buttholes or play any sort of scat games.


Just no.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

I can be nasty, but I refuse to be degraded or humiliated during sex.

 

[suckonsimon]

I can be nasty, but I refuse to be degraded or humiliated during sex.

Hey. I'm gonna come in here as I was the fellow who prompted the poster you rubbished. He had merely mentioned a brief liaison with an older woman in a sexless marriage. I had intimated how he might have met a crying need for her. He replies briefly and then you demolish him as arrogant. No thank you, Lady. No thank you at all.

That's the beginning and the ending of what I have to say about it.

 

[Mr_Jon_Thon]

Fill in the blanks.


#14. I can be nasty, but I refuse to ___________________ or _____________________ during sex!

do math or beg

 

[Azuldrgon]

If anyone else has questions they want asked just jump on in. Just make sure it isn't right after another question has been asked. I like discussion and continuity. With that being said the next question is

#13. What is one of your most memorable sexual experiences?

We did outside in the woods of a park in the rain.
She was totally naked, I just had my pants unzipped.
I still get excited thinking about it.

Fill in the blanks.
#14. I can be nasty, but I refuse to ___________________ or _____________________ during sex!

get peed on or crapped on during sex.

 

[DarkSimian]

Let the dog watch or leave the TV on.

what about the cat? I had a cat that would sit on the edge of the dresser and watch.....

 

[Trekka]

Fill in the blanks.


#14. I can be nasty, but I refuse to ___________________ or _____________________ during sex!

wear *more* lingerie or wear *less* make up than he does

 

[suckonsimon]

wear *more* lingerie or wear *less* make up than he does

Ooh nice one, babe!
By the end of things he might just have as much make up on him as you have? xx

 

[PoisonedChalice]

Ooh nice one, babe!
By the end of things he might just have as much make up on him as you have? xx

...not sure about you but I would rather the lipstick was planted on my body. I feel so strongly about this that I can, totally sincerely, say that I would rather make love to Hillary Clinton's corpse than watch another guy fuck my girlfriend. Now that's saying a lot.