Let's talk about sex baby...

[suckonsimon]

#26. What was the last sexual thing you did that was a first for you? How was the experience?

My wife and I watched some porn together. Yes, a first 39 nearly 40 years in. It was among the films loaded into the tv in a hotel we stayed in just these last few days, so we thought, 'let's see'. It was the worst kind of fake-noise-blown-up-boobs-chubby-tummy-guy-yukky-spurt-on-her-breasts kind of porn which had us first giggling and then saddened and then needing some time to forget it before we did sex for real.

I said I'd look out for some classy stuff for us to perhaps enjoy some time.

OOOh it was bad!

 

[numeniusa]

My wife and I watched some porn together. Yes, a first 39 nearly 40 years in. It was among the films loaded into the tv in a hotel we stayed in just these last few days, so we thought, 'let's see'. It was the worst kind of fake-noise-blown-up-boobs-chubby-tummy-guy-yukky-spurt-on-her-breasts kind of porn which had us first giggling and then saddened and then needing some time to forget it before we did sex for real.

I said I'd look out for some classy stuff for us to perhaps enjoy some time.

OOOh it was bad!

You might take a look at Nine Songs perhaps? It's not really porn as such, rather an attempt by Michael Winterbottom to make a film, an actual film, but in which the leading actor and actress have real sex at various points as part of the story. It builds very slowly, the first encounter is not very explicit, escalating as it goes along and becoming more and more explicit. No silicon, the guy is nice-looking and has a lovely cock (as I recall, been a while since I watched it), no anal, no dubbed on later moaning.

Might be a nice gentle place to start.

Oh, and maybe keep an eye on this new thread of Honey's...

 

[IhateClowns]

#27. Something a bit more simple. How many times have you orgasmed in a day? What were the circumstances that made you orgasm that much?

 

[tolyk]

#27. Something a bit more simple. How many times have you orgasmed in a day? What were the circumstances that made you orgasm that much?

Most I ever kept track of was 7... all self induced.. I was extra horny that day.

 

[suckonsimon]

Hey I look forward to what some of the women might post!
Tol, 7!! Was that a balls punishment day?!
Max for me, three. Something about a week away in a quaint holiday cottage in the country. So, after a lazy breakfast, after an afteroon snooze, then in front of the open fire last thing. I guess we've done that or such a few times in the past. In the present we might still, but at least one if not two of our sessions I'll not cum. There's a whole new pleasure for me as an older guy in lasting well long enough for her and then leaving it there and staying contentedly horny until she wants more later.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

#27. Something a bit more simple. How many times have you orgasmed in a day? What were the circumstances that made you orgasm that much?

Uhhh... ten?

All self-induced, I'm afraid.

And the occasion? A classic case of 'neglected housewife home alone.'

 

[CJontherocks]

#27. Something a bit more simple. How many times have you orgasmed in a day? What were the circumstances that made you orgasm that much?

Seven is my personal best. We were 18. It was taboo. And I had the exuberance of youth on my side.

But I will say that I recently came (no pun intended) the closest I've ever been to that number with an awesome, sexy woman.

 

[makemewet69]

Seven is my personal best. We were 18. It was taboo. And I had the exuberance of youth on my side.

But I will say that I recently came (no pun intended) the closest I've ever been to that number with an awesome, sexy woman.

we rock, you were talking about me in that second paragraph right? Lol

I'll say so many that I lost count or didn't even try to keep count whenever I'm with that man right there above me. He's an orgasm inducing machine

 

[Hornblende]

#27. Something a bit more simple. How many times have you orgasmed in a day? What were the circumstances that made you orgasm that much?

12 times. I was young, though, perhaps 21 years old...

 

[guns44]

12 times. I was young, though, perhaps 21 years old...

Impressive..mine is 6 I was also about 21

 

[awired50]

#27. Something a bit more simple. How many times have you orgasmed in a day? What were the circumstances that made you orgasm that much?

14. Really horny I guess. Was probably in my 20s.

 

[IhateClowns]

#28. We all remember losing our virginity. We remember the details no matter how bad or how good it was. With that being said How was the first time you had cam sex or even phone sex?

 

[IhateClowns]

#28. We all remember losing our virginity. We remember the details no matter how bad or how good it was. With that being said How was the first time you had cam sex or even phone sex?

I was a phone sex operator for a few months in college. It was quite awkward at first. Talking to strangers and trying to get them off. After a while it got pretty easy. I was able to do my school work while talking dirty to women. I enjoyed it until I told my mom about it. After she laughed for an hour she asked me to stop doing it. Since I'm a Mama's Boy I did as asked.

As for webcam, the first time was in the old yahoo chat rooms. It was odd and exciting at the same time. I watched for quite a while before I finally turned mine on and played around as well.

 

[RoyceConnors]

First time I had phone sex, was with my ex when she was someone nicer and I went down to visit my parents in Fla. I wasn't sure what to say at first and neither did she, but the desire to do something together won out and we talked our way through some fun playtime. I spent four of the next six nights enjoying our newfound fun.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I was a phone sex operator for a few months in college. It was quite awkward at first. Talking to strangers and trying to get them off. After a while it got pretty easy. I was able to do my school work while talking dirty to women. I enjoyed it until I told my mom about it. After she laughed for an hour she asked me to stop doing it. Since I'm a Mama's Boy I did as asked.

As for webcam, the first time was in the old yahoo chat rooms. It was odd and exciting at the same time. I watched for quite a while before I finally turned mine on and played around as well.

I've never played on cam.

When I was a n00b here, I did get pressured into listening to one or two guys do their thing. EW.

The first phone sex I really remember was with a good friend. He was experienced and totally chill, I was nervous as heck and burst into tears after only a few minutes. Thankfully, he was already familiar with my brand of crazy, and we decided to shift gears and try again the next day. Day Two was a rousing success, as was every weekday for the next couple of weeks.

We ended up having to stop after he tore a muscle in his back during sexy time, and had to go on some serious pain meds.

So the moral of the story is, 'Stay away from Honey, she'll put you in the hospital.'

 

[neakman]

So the moral of the story is, 'Stay away from Honey, she'll put you in the hospital.' [/QUOTE]

excellent moral.

 

[curvyangel1969]

My first phone sex experience was with that man that I eventually married ( yes i'm so damn good he put a ring on it. lol ) It was awkward at first but I think he was more nervous than I was. He was in the Military and deployed a lot so it was our only intimacy. Same thing for camming. I gave him a private show while he was on deployment.

 

[barefootgirl69]

#27 - I can't remember. I had to have 10 orgasms throughout the day before my FWB would call... after the next 3, I quit counting.

#28 - The only full-cam I have done is with my ex while he was deployed. But, I never had phone sex until last year. After all the messages going back and forth, it just seemed a natural next step. That's when I discovered how much I love an Australian accent. We are still friends and chat through IM and calls, but the benefits have stopped.

 

[Suz_anne]

My first phone sex was with a boyfriend who was out of town for a week for work. It was a little weird at first, but once I realized that he didn't necessarily need me to tell him a dirty story (it was like I was trying to be a filthy dirty version of Mother Goose), things got a LOT better. That week was also when I learned that the well timed use of words like "slut" and "whore" are a major hot button for me.

 

[Trekka]

First phone sex experience? It was with someone here-- and he's going to read this and crack a big huge grin.

It was other worldly. He was a real master of the craft. I had no idea what to expect. He led me down one hell of a sexy rabbit hole...

Eventually we cammed together as well... By that point we were very comfortable with each other so it felt natural and fun and super sexy...

So losing my phone sex virginity was 1000% better (and indeed, longer in duration) than losing my real life virginity!

 

[Trekka]

...it was like I was trying to be a filthy dirty version of Mother Goose

That week was also when I learned that the well timed use of words like "slut" and "whore" are a major hot button for me.

Lol! A filthy, dirty Mother Goose!

Sometimes I wonder if we are related... How bout when they put the belt around your neck and call you a slut?

 

[Suz_anne]

How bout when they put the belt around your neck and call you a slut?

*SWOON*

 

[makemewet69]

My first phone sex was back in late February and it was after we'd had real sex. I still couldn't control my giggles, I get really nervous. I'm better now when we do it, but I still get giggle fits every once in awhile and he's very good about just rolling with it.

 

[Trekka]

My first phone sex was back in late February and it was after we'd had real sex. I still couldn't control my giggles, I get really nervous. I'm better now when we do it, but I still get giggle fits every once in awhile and he's very good about just rolling with it.

Sexy giggle fits are great! They're fun! I think it's great when everything isn't so super serious.

I was on top of my boyfriend the other night and I fell off. Like, stone sober-- fell off and tumbled backwards. I'm such a klutz! We LOL'ed for like five straight minutes.

 

[makemewet69]

Sexy giggle fits are great! They're fun! I think it's great when everything isn't so super serious.

I was on top of my boyfriend the other night and I fell off. Like, stone sober-- fell off and tumbled backwards. I'm such a klutz! We LOL'ed for like five straight minutes.

Lol the first time we were together we took a shower together. Of course it's the first time and I want to be all sexy and shit and I go to step out of the shower and slip! I busted my ass, my back, my shoulder, fuck it hurt so bad. All I wanted to do was cry. I was hurt and so so embarrassed. But I held back the tears, shook it off and was all "I'm fine, I'm fine." After he left that night and I laid down I let the tears flow because holy fuck did it hurt, I was bruised for weeks.