Liar, Liar. Pants On Fire !!

[JagFarlane]

nope noone wants to fuck me

I can believe that

 

[astralkiss]

I can believe that

i am really a 600 lb man with back hair

 

[acacia]

I am never returning to Literotica

 

[Nidan]

I have not joined the queue to fuck astral's butt!

 

[doormouse]

I hate sex - it's so over-rated and the smell and taste.. ugh

 

[69forever]

I hate sex - it's so over-rated and the smell and taste.. ugh

I really hated the smile on her face when I surprised her at the airport.

 

[doormouse]

I really hated the smile on her face when I surprised her at the airport.

Now THAT I don't want to hear details about !!

 

[Abner Devereaux]

I'm very shy.

 

[cymbline]

I just love hot and humid days --it makes me want to keep my cloths on.

 

[LustfulOne50]

God I just hate the throws of passion and tasting all of her sweet goodness.

 

[Abner Devereaux]

I really hate getting a blowjob.

 

[JagFarlane]

I don't want my hand to be inside of doormouse's panties

 

[Abner Devereaux]

I have never gotten high.

 

[Erotic-Kiss]

I'm very shy.

*sigh* Me, too. We should start a club. And I would ask you about that... but I don't like you!!

 

[MT_Pitcher]

I hate the sounds of a woman having an orgasm!!
Especially the third!!

 

[Abner Devereaux]

*sigh* Me, too. We should start a club. And I would ask you about that... but I don't like you!!

Well look who it is.


I hoping not to see you tonight.

 

[Erotic-Kiss]

Well look who it is.


I hoping not to see you tonight.

Were you? I was really trying to avoid you...

 

[astralkiss]

I hate the feel of cock in the mornin'

 

[Abner Devereaux]

Were you? I was really trying to avoid you...

I'm easy to avoid.

 

[Abner Devereaux]

I hate the feel of cock in the mornin'

I hate the feel of a womans breasts.

 

[Erotic-Kiss]

I hate the feel of a womans breasts.

Well...... they hate you feeling them!!

 

[Erotic-Kiss]

I'm easy to avoid.

I'll have to try that.

 

[Abner Devereaux]

Well...... they hate you feeling them!!

I'm feeling a pair right now.

 

[Abner Devereaux]

I'll have to try that.

I want you to leave me alone.

 

[Erotic-Kiss]

I'm feeling a pair right now.

SO glad they're not mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!