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normal jean said:
Hugo or the bunny?
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Well I was meaning Hugo dunno about the Bunny but Hugo is hairy he should have hairy legs!

Safe_Bet said:
I finally gave in to Amy's brow beating and used a HPT. It came up POSITIVE!

Being the anal retentive bitch that she is Amy them ran out and got three other brands - POSITIVE! POSITIVE! POSITIVE!

So:
I'M PREGGERS!!!!!!​



I've got an appt. with my ob/gyn doc on Tuesday for a blood test, but hey, I'm DieHard! I've gotten preggers First Time, Every Time!


Happy hugs and kisses
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Grandma is over the moon congratulations ! :rose:
 
Safe_Bet said:
I finally gave in to Amy's brow beating and used a HPT. It came up POSITIVE!

Being the anal retentive bitch that she is Amy them ran out and got three other brands - POSITIVE! POSITIVE! POSITIVE!

So:
I'M PREGGERS!!!!!!​



I've got an appt. with my ob/gyn doc on Tuesday for a blood test, but hey, I'm DieHard! I've gotten preggers First Time, Every Time!


Happy hugs and kisses
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I was going to ask if you'd had any indications, yet... ahhh you're such a safe bet ;) on zygote production... :p.

Cute and happy, you are.

C O N G R A T U L A T I O N S !!
 
normal jean said:
Butt Meat?

Eve, about a year ago, dunno if you remember, I had an avatar pic I took of a sign outside a little country store in Paxville SC. They proudly proclaim they sell Butt Meat

and boiled p-nuts

and gas, no beer.

but they have butt meat!
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Please send me some. :eek:
 
Safe_Bet said:
I finally gave in to Amy's brow beating and used a HPT. It came up POSITIVE!

Being the anal retentive bitch that she is Amy them ran out and got three other brands - POSITIVE! POSITIVE! POSITIVE!

So:
I'M PREGGERS!!!!!!​



I've got an appt. with my ob/gyn doc on Tuesday for a blood test, but hey, I'm DieHard! I've gotten preggers First Time, Every Time!


Happy hugs and kisses
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What do you want? Girl, boy, don't care?
Oh, start a pregnancy/poetry journal!

I'm happy for you both. Big kisses. :kiss:
 
normal jean said:
It's on the back road to Myrtle Beach. we always go the back way, when we first met, it was the allure of the corn fields and large old trees we could just pull over for quickie. We did that a lot and my oldest tells people she was conceived in a corn field. She might have been, more than likely, it was the water bed

You wrote a poem a while back, got an E, it was called The Dark Continent of South Carolina. I loved it because you made what was normal life here seem surreal. I saw it from your eyes and that is the first time I remember a poem affecting me like that. There always has been something so unique about your poetry and you should be proud of that. So many wannabe Yeats and Willies, but hell, I wanna write like you.

My girlie says she has the Butt meat pic on her face book page and she is gonna mail it to me later. I know you are anxiously awaiting, but all it really is is bacon and I didn't get a pic of the actual meat....we stopped one day and went in to see it. They don't sell beer so hubby had never stopped there before or since.:rolleyes:

The lady says "lotsa folks come in just to see our butt meat."

I bet they do.

:heart:
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I'm guessing that's your personal butt meat in the av. Not too much, not too little, just right. Good. That way I won't have to share my butt meat with you.
 
normal jean said:
well, damn, I was willing to share.


Hubby did that to me to be mean, but it's better than any pic of my face you would ever see.

I was the byatch in my family that would take the butt pics of everyone at holidays. They all hated me but I did it anyway, and it took hubby to finally get one of it. mine, yeah, that's my butt meat. it spoils quickly, I better pack it back up and put my giant ice cream cone back up. yummy, nothing like a giant ice cream cone

:)
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Year ago I videotaped a friend's wedding. I had never videoed anything before, but I had a camera so I agreed. The ceremony came out fine, but the reception was nothing but butt meat. Woops.
 
Nobody told me when you wear a big hat you need to lift your head up more .... all you can see of me in my wedding pics is the hat!
 
UnderYourSpell said:
Nobody told me when you wear a big hat you need to lift your head up more .... all you can see of me in my wedding pics is the hat!
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In the video I shot, you can hear me asking questions, like "How do you know the bride and groom," but the picture is of their butts. As if I'm interviewing their butts lol. And the butts answer! :D
 
Angeline said:
In the video I shot, you can hear me asking questions, like "How do you know the bride and groom," but the picture is of their butts. As if I'm interviewing their butts lol. And the butts answer! :D
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What were you smoking when this happened? :confused:
 
Well, I talked to my OB doc a bit ago. The "good" news is that I'm definitely preggers.

The "sorta good" news is that I have very elevated EPF levels. Not completely unexpected given the fact that they had me take stuff to enhance my fertility prior to the IUI. Oh, well. At least I still have all of the twin stuff.

Needless to say, Amy is happy as hell about both things. Course SHE doesn't have to carry them around for the next 8 1/2 months. For me it means my ass is going to get stuck in bed even sooner and that the chances of miscarriage just jumped through the roof. I'm not going to cry.
 
Safe_Bet said:
Well, I talked to my OB doc a bit ago. The "good" news is that I'm definitely preggers.

The "sorta good" news is that I have very elevated EPF levels. Not completely unexpected given the fact that they had me take stuff to enhance my fertility prior to the IUI. Oh, well. At least I still have all of the twin stuff.

Needless to say, Amy is happy as hell about both things. Course SHE doesn't have to carry them around for the next 8 1/2 months. For me it means my ass is going to get stuck in bed even sooner and that the chances of miscarriage just jumped through the roof. I'm not going to cry.
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Hang in there Safey. You'll be in my prayers and everyone else's here, I'm sure. And get as much rest as you can while you can. :kiss:
 
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