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WickedEve said:
Yeah, straight guys seem to be okay with women having sex with each other, but not with guys doing it. We've been together for over a year, but one of the first things he said to me was that he'd be okay with it if I was bi. I told him, "Nope. I'm not bi." He asked if I was sure. :rolleyes: He'll just have to live with that disappointment. lol
I think I'll send him that tatu link.
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You really are wicked! I's sooner have flaming bamboo under my fingernails than listen to those two bitches screech! :D
 
Safe_Bet said:
You really are wicked! I's sooner have flaming bamboo under my fingernails than listen to those two bitches screech! :D
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I could only watch a minute of the video clip and I think any lesbian kissing, or whatever, in their videos is just a gimmick.

Ah! After I wrote that, I found this: Early on, Katina and Volkova put forth an image of a lesbian couple, but their 2003 documentary, Anatomy of t.A.T.u., made it clear that this was just part of the group's image, and that they were not lesbians.

Yeah, they really need the gay act or something to help them out, since they can't sing very well.
 
I can't watch Youtube anyway it won't play but I am coming into this century soon with broadband (I needed to change my phone line yesterday) and then hopefully I can watch all your tatus (sounds very much like tattoo)
 
UnderYourSpell said:
I can't watch Youtube anyway it won't play but I am coming into this century soon with broadband (I needed to change my phone line yesterday) and then hopefully I can watch all your tatus (sounds very much like tattoo)
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You have a dial up connection? Oh, you need dsl. You're missing out on... stuff.
 
What is dsl? I will be able to get broadband as soon as the engineer comes out and changes my phoneline ... well I could have had it earlier but I am on AOL and to get their broadband I have to have a BT line so I have just changed to that instead of Virgin media (yeah yeah I heard all the virgin jokes)
 
UnderYourSpell said:
What is dsl? I will be able to get broadband as soon as the engineer comes out and changes my phoneline ... well I could have had it earlier but I am on AOL and to get their broadband I have to have a BT line so I have just changed to that instead of Virgin media (yeah yeah I heard all the virgin jokes)
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DSL stands for Digital Subscriber Line. It's the technology that gives you broadband connectivity over a telephone line. It's probably what you're getting, since you are changing phone service to enable broadband.
 
UnderYourSpell said:
What is dsl? I will be able to get broadband as soon as the engineer comes out and changes my phoneline ... well I could have had it earlier but I am on AOL and to get their broadband I have to have a BT line so I have just changed to that instead of Virgin media (yeah yeah I heard all the virgin jokes)
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Not for a hell of a long time you haven't! :devil:
 
One doesn't need to be a virgin to be tight...

Faithfully do your pelvic floor exercises, tightening and holding your Kegel bands as if you were going to stop your pee mid-evac for a count of 15, relax for 2 and repeat 10 times and do as many sets of these you can think of. It's the same as abdominals, tense them, hold for 15 and relax, sets of 10 as often as you think of doing so. Any isotonic and isometric exercise is good for ass, pussy and tummy. Do them often and become IRON CUNT... impress your friends as you bend rebar with your asshole :eek:
 
champagne1982 said:
One doesn't need to be a virgin to be tight...

Faithfully do your pelvic floor exercises, tightening and holding your Kegel bands as if you were going to stop your pee mid-evac for a count of 15, relax for 2 and repeat 10 times and do as many sets of these you can think of. It's the same as abdominals, tense them, hold for 15 and relax, sets of 10 as often as you think of doing so. Any isotonic and isometric exercise is good for ass, pussy and tummy. Do them often and become IRON CUNT... impress your friends as you bend rebar with your asshole :eek:
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I LOVED doing Kegels! My doctor had me do them so I wouldn't pee all over myself when I was preggers last time. I never really thought about them keeping my tookie toned though! Whoo Hoo! Iron Cunt here I come! :D

Thanks Champ! :)

P.S. I'm not sure about the rebar thing. "Rusty" skid marks have to be hell to get out of panties! :rolleyes:
 
Safe_Bet said:
I LOVED doing Kegels! My doctor had me do them so I wouldn't pee all over myself when I was preggers last time. I never really thought about them keeping my tookie toned though! Whoo Hoo! Iron Cunt here I come! :D

Thanks Champ! :)

P.S. I'm not sure about the rebar thing. "Rusty" skid marks have to be hell to get out of panties! :rolleyes:
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You obviously haven't been working with the stuff that's been lovingly oiled by big, sweaty men, (or dykes)...
 
champagne1982 said:
One doesn't need to be a virgin to be tight...

Faithfully do your pelvic floor exercises, tightening and holding your Kegel bands as if you were going to stop your pee mid-evac for a count of 15, relax for 2 and repeat 10 times and do as many sets of these you can think of. It's the same as abdominals, tense them, hold for 15 and relax, sets of 10 as often as you think of doing so. Any isotonic and isometric exercise is good for ass, pussy and tummy. Do them often and become IRON CUNT... impress your friends as you bend rebar with your asshole :eek:
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Geez I thought this was a post about Margaret Thatcher. :eek:
 
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