Angeline
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WickedEve
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I put up another av. Still no butt! I'm going to find a covered butt av. I'll be right back.
UnderYourSpell
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That hole squashes it entirely .........tsk I missed the first AV
WickedEve
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Squashes? Are you sure you're having sex... the right way?
UnderYourSpell
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Tight fitttttttttt! ye gods how did I get in this unhol(e)y conversation?
Safe_Bet
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Squashes??? Now, in my time I've had a few cucumbers shoved up my ass, but a squash???
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OMG clenching!
WickedEve
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You took a cucumber up there? Are you sure about that? Did you squash it?
WickedEve
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You're a woman with a scary hole. I bet you've killed with it!
WickedEve
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Oh, that's okay. I'll see if I can get some of my belly fat to relocate to my ass.I'll send you some. How many pounds would you like?
UnderYourSpell
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I've heard a bit of groaning
WickedEve
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This weekend I'm suppose to meet Hugo's best friend from childhood. He told his friend a little about our relationship. Actually, Hugo likes to tell others about it, like the guys he works with. It's not like I have a problem with it. I even ask him, "Hey, did you tell them what we did last night? Were they shocked? Disgusted?" I guess I get a cheap thrill out of it. Yeah, love those cheap, trashy thrills of mine. I've met most of the guys he works with. He told me that some of them are dying to ask me if it's all true, but when I talk to them, they're polite and, of course, so am I. Funny thing is that he only tells them the less disturbing details of our sexual relationship. Wow, it's cool to have a sex life that's disturbing.
Now Hugo tells me that maybe his friend can take pictures, or video tape us doing whatever it is that we do. "You want to take him to the church at night so he can watch us..." He shoots that suggestion down, thankfully. We thought it might be cool to do something rather tame, maybe during the cookout. We like the idea of a casual moment, the two of them (Hugo and his friend) sitting and talking, then I suddenly kneel and suck my Master's cock. Yeah, that would be entertaining. I was intrigued by the idea. At least I was until he mentioned his ex -- Clown Hair.
The best friend is also good friends with his ex-wife -- the one with crazy hair. Well, I can't even begin to tell you what a non-thrill that would be. "Oh, Clown Hair, you should have seen the two of them. She's such a slut. I can't believe he ever divorced you, honey!" As far as I know, his kids tell their mom that I'm a nice lady who comes to the house and obsesses over washing the laundry. Let's just leave it that way, Hugo!
Now Hugo tells me that maybe his friend can take pictures, or video tape us doing whatever it is that we do. "You want to take him to the church at night so he can watch us..." He shoots that suggestion down, thankfully. We thought it might be cool to do something rather tame, maybe during the cookout. We like the idea of a casual moment, the two of them (Hugo and his friend) sitting and talking, then I suddenly kneel and suck my Master's cock. Yeah, that would be entertaining. I was intrigued by the idea. At least I was until he mentioned his ex -- Clown Hair.
The best friend is also good friends with his ex-wife -- the one with crazy hair. Well, I can't even begin to tell you what a non-thrill that would be. "Oh, Clown Hair, you should have seen the two of them. She's such a slut. I can't believe he ever divorced you, honey!" As far as I know, his kids tell their mom that I'm a nice lady who comes to the house and obsesses over washing the laundry. Let's just leave it that way, Hugo!
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Today we scattered Forget-me-not seeds on the grave of our old warrior and watered them with our tears.
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He should have hairy legs .... why hasn't he got hairy legs?
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Angeline
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My blog entry from 8-10-2008: Road Trip
It was too large (words and photos) to post on the forum, so I uploaded it to my old eves habit web space. It turned into an eight page site.
Eight pages later:
A trip into the weird wicked mind of Eve is as good as a trip to Coney Island! Actually better: I didn't want to puke after reading your blog. You had me from the first page, from Hugo's Dirkiness to Mr. Bunny's (who reminds me of Inspector Bunny) adventures. That photo of him on the branch with one leaf made me laugh out loud. He has personality in that photo! And I'm glad to hear that Hugo survived and that a church saved you. Sort of.
Anyway, you are a genius in your own warped way. I know why Hugo loves you. Why Doug loved you. I love you! You have a mind that makes me want to follow you around and beg you to write more. If I win millions of dollars I swear I am buying you your own newspaper. The Evening News. I don't care if no one else ever read it (though I know they would); I'd be entertained every day.
You so need to keep this bloggy link going!
WickedEve
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Oh, I thought about Doug's Bunny, too. lol
Originally, I wanted to have a bunny funeral in Hugo's backyard but, instead, we decided on a road trip. Now the bunny is bitching to go to Atlantic City the next time we go.
By the way, Dirk is dead. I love Hugo much more now that we've disposed of Dirk.
Angeline
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The bunny now must appear in all your road trip blogs! Hail, Mr. Bunny. Long live Hugo.
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My blog entry from 8-10-2008: Road Trip
It was too large (words and photos) to post on the forum, so I uploaded it to my old eves habit web space. It turned into an eight page site.
Sign me up for a subscription to The EVEning News. That was priceless.
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That was as much fun as a ride on the back of a Harley. I thought Mr Bun's impersonation of a hermit crab made him even sexier. Does he do piercings?
Safe_Bet
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I finally gave in to Amy's brow beating and used a HPT. It came up POSITIVE!
Being the anal retentive bitch that she is Amy them ran out and got three other brands - POSITIVE! POSITIVE! POSITIVE!
So:
I've got an appt. with my ob/gyn doc on Tuesday for a blood test, but hey, I'm DieHard! I've gotten preggers First Time, Every Time!
Happy hugs and kisses
Being the anal retentive bitch that she is Amy them ran out and got three other brands - POSITIVE! POSITIVE! POSITIVE!
So:
I'M PREGGERS!!!!!!
I've got an appt. with my ob/gyn doc on Tuesday for a blood test, but hey, I'm DieHard! I've gotten preggers First Time, Every Time!
Happy hugs and kisses
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