Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

[AlexBailey]

The last thread went over 5000 posts! Time for a new one!

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She went shopping for new sex toys,

 

[MisterTom]

She went shopping for new sex toys,
Keen to experience new sexual joys

 

[Uccellacci]

She went shopping for new sex toys,
Keen to experience new sexual joys
She found a nice dildo

 

[AlexBailey]

She went shopping for new sex toys,
Keen to experience new sexual joys
She found a nice dildo
To keep under her pillow,

 

[Uccellacci]

She went shopping for new sex toys,
Keen to experience new sexual joys
She found a nice dildo
To keep under her pillow,
And used in in lieu of rude boys.

 

[MisterTom]

Lately sex with her man's such a bore

 

[AlexBailey]

Lately sex with her man's such a bore,
No fun, just an unpleasant chore,

 

[LAHomedog]

Lately sex with her man's such a bore,
No fun, just an unpleasant chore,
So she strapped it on,

 

[fsa52]

Lately sex with her man's such a bore,
No fun, just an unpleasant chore,
So she strapped it on,

Inhibitions gone

 

[AlexBailey]

Lately sex with her man's such a bore,
No fun, just an unpleasant chore,
So she strapped it on,
Inhibitions gone,
Turned him around, said, "Who's my whore?"

 

[cheekygirl75]

A loud cry rang out over the land

 

[AlexBailey]

A loud cry rang out over the land,
She got him off using only one hand,

 

[AlexBailey]

A loud cry rang out over the land,
She got him off using only one hand,
A tug and a grope
A stream like a rope

 

[MisterTom]

She had sex with the blond surfer dude

 

[LAHomedog]

She had sex with the blond surfer dude,
She was drunk, I mean really stewed.

 

[fsa52]

She had sex with the blond surfer dude,
She was drunk, I mean really stewed.

She grabbed his grand cock

 

[LAHomedog]

She had sex with the blond surfer dude,
She was drunk, I mean really stewed.
She grabbed his grand cock,
Her pussy to dock,

 

[fsa52]

She had sex with the blond surfer dude,
She was drunk, I mean really stewed.
She grabbed his grand cock,
Her pussy to dock,

And buzzed had a great interlude

 

[LAHomedog]

She had sex with the blond surfer dude,
She was drunk, I mean really stewed.
She grabbed his grand cock,
Her pussy to dock,
And buzzed had a great time.

 

[LAHomedog]

She said I'm your baby tonight,

 

[fsa52]

She said I'm your baby tonight,

His cock was exactly just right

 

[Sinstories]

She said I'm your baby tonight,
His cock was exactly just right
She bent over a chair

 

[EbersMoll]

She said I'm your baby tonight,
His cock was exactly just right
She bent over a chair
As he parted her hair

 

[Sinstories]

She said I'm your baby tonight,
His cock was exactly just right
She bent over a chair
As he parted her hair
And he finished her off then and there

 

[LAHomedog]

She said I'm your baby tonight,
His cock was exactly just right
She bent over a chair
As he parted her hair
And he finished her off then and there

Hint: The last line is suppose to rhyme with the first line like:

And he finished her off what a sight!