Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

A hunk from the west of Ukraine
Had a penchant for porn and cocaine
His girlfriend had tried
But his penis was fried
So she turned to her friend Mary Jane.
 
She gave Santa a Christmas Eve gift
That gave the old codger a lift
With her hand in his trousers
 
A girl from the Great Dismal Swamp
Gave her redneck old husband a romp.
She included her sister,
Quite the plot twister,
 
A girl from the Great Dismal Swamp
Gave her redneck old husband a romp.
She included her sister,
Quite the plot twister,
when she gave the man’s scrotum a stomp.
 
A redheaded vixen I met
Had a pussy that was sopping wet
Her nips could cut glass
And she was loaded with sass
 
A redheaded vixen I met
Had a pussy that was sopping wet
Her nips could cut glass
And she was loaded with sass
By far the best girl I’ve had yet.
 
A beautiful girl from Brisbane
Could fuck in ways most profane
She was wetter than most
 
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