Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

[Blueskiessmiling]

She enjoyed her lovers in twos

 

[Trubbycat]

She enjoyed her lovers in twos
At the end of nights filled with booze

 

[__Nathan1968]

She enjoyed her lovers in twos
One in mouth, and one in caboose

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

She enjoyed her lovers in twos
One in mouth, and one in caboose
And then they would switch

 

[__Nathan1968]

She enjoyed her lovers in twos
One in mouth, and one in caboose
And then they would switch
When she developed the itch

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

She enjoyed her lovers in twos
One in mouth, and one in caboose
And then they would switch
When she developed the itch
She found that would cure the blues.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Two horny young ladies from Greece

 

[Firecracker]

Two horny young ladies from Greece,
Were questioned at length by police.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Two horny young ladies from Greece,
Were questioned at length by police.
Their dildoes, it seems

 

[Firecracker]

Two horny young ladies from Greece,
Were questioned at length by police.
Their dildoes, it seems
Was the source of their screams,

 

[Trubbycat]

Two horny young ladies from Greece,
Were questioned at length by police.
Their dildoes, it seems
Was the source of their screams,
And the country shook in their release

 

[Firecracker]

She sat alone on Christmas night,

 

[WerdNerd]

She sat alone on Christmas night,
Wondering if her dress was too tight

 

[Firecracker]

She sat alone on Christmas night,
Wondering if her dress was too tight.
She took a quick pic,

 

[WerdNerd]

She sat alone on Christmas night,
Wondering if her dress was too tight.
She took a quick pic,
And thought of his dick

 

[Firecracker]

She sat alone on Christmas night,
Wondering if her dress was too tight.
She took a quick pic,
And thought of his dick,
That always made her feel just right!

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

She sat alone on Christmas night,
Wondering if her dress was too tight.
She took a quick pic,
And thought of his dick,
That always made her feel just right!

Then Santa appeared with a gift

 

[WerdNerd]

Then Santa appeared with a gift
That he thought would give her a lift.

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

Then Santa appeared with a gift
That he thought would give her a lift
He showed her his sack

 

[__Nathan1968]

Then Santa appeared with a gift
That he thought would give her a lift.
He showed her his sack
And she rolled onto her back

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

Then Santa appeared with a gift
That he thought would give her a lift.
He showed her his sack
And she rolled onto her back
So much for the rest of the night shift.

 

[Firecracker]

She laid out her outfit with care,

 

[__Nathan1968]

She laid out her outfit with care,
And took extra time on makeup and hair

 

[LizVegas79]

She laid out her outfit with care,
And took extra time on makeup and hair.
Her new shoes were perfect

 

[__Nathan1968]

She laid out her outfit with care,
And took extra time on makeup and hair.
Her new shoes were perfect
She’d gain their respect