Lit People Limericks

[biggbear8]

cookie ho

cookie baby you are the best
when it comes to limericks
your mind sharp as a whip
that no one can cript

 

[RAW1966]

TO MY SWEET LOVE COOKIE

COOKIE COOKIE SHINING BRIGHT
U LIGHT UP MY NIGHT
HOLDING U SO TIGHT
PICKING U P UR SO LIGHT
READY TO TAKE A MAGICAL FLIGHT
KISSING U SWEETLY SUCH A DELIGHT
UNDER THE STARS WE PLAY FIGHT
BY THE MOONS TWILIGHT
SOMETHING FLYS BY GIVING U A FRIGHT
PICK UP THE TORCH FOR SOME LIGHT
STARING AT YOUR EYES IN THE MOONLIGHT
THEY SHINE SO BRIGHT
KISSING U WITH ALL MY MIGHT

WHISPERING TO U MY SWEET LOVE COOKIE YOU R TREAT I DEARLY LOVE ROBBIE

 

[RAW1966]

TO MY FRIEND ROSY

ROSYLADY LEADS A DANCE
ALL THE MEN R IN A TRANCE
AS THEY HAVE A GLANCE
THEY THINK THEY HAVE NO CHANCE
ALL THE MEN TAKE A STANCE
THEY WANT TO SEE ROSY DANCE
AND TRY AND GET IN HER PANTS



HOPE THIS WAS BETTER ROSY FROM A FRIEND

 

[RAW1966]

TO DREAM MY WRESTLING MATE

DREAM IS SUCH A CATCH
DRACOA WANTS TO EAT HER PATCH
AND LICK AND BITE HER SNATCH
BECAUSE THEY MAKE A GREAT MATCH
DREAM OPENS HER HATCH
DRACOA UNDOES THE LATCH
AND BURIES HIMSELF IN HER THATCH


HOPE U BOTH LIKE IT YOUR AUSSIE MATE ROB

 

[cookiejar]

Oh Dom our "maleman" please deliver
a Xmas card that will make me shiver
read it to me in bed
I'll keep you well "fed"
As long as you make me quiver!






cookie

 

[cookiejar]

Biggbear The Snowman

(sung to "Frosty The Snowman)


Biggbear the snowman was a jolly happy soul
with a carrot dick and a hickory stick
and two balls made out of coal!

Biggbear the snowman is a fairy tale they say
He was made of snow but the ladies know how he used to cum all day!
There must have been some magic in that
old jock strap they found
For when they placed it on his dick
it began to dance around!

O
Biggbear the snowman
was as hard as he could be
And the ladies say he could screw
and play just the same as you and me!
Thumpetty thump thump, thumpety thump thump
Look at Biggbear go
Thumpetty thump thump, thumpety thump thump
making their sweet nips grow!

Biggbear the snowman knew that Cooks was hot that day
So he said, "Strip fast and we'll make it last
now before it goes away!
" Down to the village with his pecker in his hand
Running here and there all around the square yelling
I'm the biggest in the land!
they laid him down in the streets of town
to try to make it pop
And they only sucked a moment when
the Biggbear "blew" his top!

But Biggbear the snow man
had to hurry on his way
But he waved goodbye saying
"Don't you cry
I'll service all of you today!
" Thumpetty thump thump, thumpety thump thump
Look at Biggbear go
Thumpetty thump thump thumpety thump thump
dragging his dick in the snow!


Not a limerick but.......

 

[~Dream~]

Rof@ Cookie

this one's for you babe

Santa came and saw my dear friend Cookie
He laughed when he gave her a 'lookie'
She was covered in cream
that was sprayed on by Dream
and now Santa wants to LICK Cookie's Nookie

 

[~Dream~]

FOR MY SEXY DRACOA

Only 3 more days love
my how it's draggin
I cant wait to be
with my darling Dragon
You're on my mind so very much
and I hunger so for your sweet touch
I cant wait to gaze into your eyes
and keep you warm (between my thighs ) ....hehe

 

[cookiejar]

Must Be Rosy

(sung to "Must Be Santa)

Who's got a tongue that's long and sweet
Rosy's got a tongue that really packs heat
Who cums almost every night
Rosy's man as she's really tight
Special lass, hot tight ass
Must be Rosy
Must be Rosy
Must be Rosy , one hot broad!
Who wears pasties and a thong
who can satisfy her man so long
Who spins her pasties really fast
Rosy really makes it last
hot sweet box , full of cox
spurting cum , yum yum yum
Must be Rosy
Must be Rosy
Must be Rosy, One hot broad!
ROSY'S got two nice sized tits
Rosy's man on his face she sits
He laps away HO HO HO
All the day HO HO HO
HO HO HO, nice sizes tits
hot sweet box , full of cox
Special lass, hot tight ass
Must be Rosy
Must be Rosy
Must be Rosy, One hot broad!

 

[cookiejar]

Out In The Frontyard

(sung to the tune of "Up On The Housetop")


Out in her front yard , it gave Cookie pause
A sleigh pulls in with Santa Raws
In thru the front door with lots of toys
vibrators , dildoes , oh what joys
Ho, ho, ho! Rob's pants go
Ho, ho, ho! He wants a blow
Into the bedroom , quick quick quick
Under the covers with Rob's sweet dick!
Spreading her legs , gee so swell
Oh, dear Santa fill it well
Give her a vibe to give her sighs
One whose batteries never dies!
Ho, ho, ho! So you've been nice?
Ho, ho, ho! Rob's thinking twice!
Mount old Santa, quick quick quick
Give him a taste of your boobs to lick!
Look in the pants of Santa Raw
Please will you unhinge your jaw?
Here is a jar with a great big rack
Santa licked up and down her crack
Ho, ho, ho! See her cum?
Ho, ho, ho! Rob's jaw is numb!
Out thru the backdoor , quick quick quick
In thru the fronf door hubby Nick!

 

[rosylady]

Re: Must Be Rosy

(sung to "Must Be Santa)

Who's got a tongue that's long and sweet
Rosy's got a tongue that really packs heat
Who cums almost every night
Rosy's man as she's really tight
Special lass, hot tight ass
Must be Rosy
Must be Rosy
Must be Rosy , one hot broad!
Who wears pasties and a thong
who can satisfy her man so long
Who spins her pasties really fast
Rosy really makes it last
hot sweet box , full of cox
spurting cum , yum yum yum
Must be Rosy
Must be Rosy
Must be Rosy, One hot broad!
ROSY'S got two nice sized tits
Rosy's man on his face she sits
He laps away HO HO HO
All the day HO HO HO
HO HO HO, nice sizes tits
hot sweet box , full of cox
Special lass, hot tight ass
Must be Rosy
Must be Rosy
Must be Rosy, One hot broad!

LOL very funny cookie.

 

[~Dream~]

Cookie the red-faced woman
had some very shiny toes
and if you ever saw them
You would even say they glowed

all of the other women used to cry and play their games
they never wanted cookie to take her toes and make some fame
then 1 foggy Christmas eve , Santa came to say
Cookie
with your toes so bright ..
the men will want you every night

now how the women love her ..
Cookie's toes have brought them glee
they paint their toes like cookie's
and let all the man come see

 

[~Dream~]

A medley

away with a stranger Dream slept on her bed
while visions of dragons they danced in her head
the cattle are grazing as onward Dream sleeps
sometimes up for Santa she gives a quick peep

but the 1st of December Dear dream she did say
was to tell all lit people where her heart lay
inside of her heart a secret did she keep
was that 1 certain dragon He made her heart leap
noel , noel , noel , noel
if DRACOA dont get hear soon ,i will feel like hell


jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way
when Dracoa gets his butt here
I will have so much to say oh
jingle bells jingle bells ring those bells so long
just as soon as he does get here
my heart breaks out in song


said the night wind to the little Dream
do you hear what i hear?
way off many miles little Dream
doyou hear what i hear?

a guy a guy is getting on a bus
and he's coming to visit you
yes he's coming to visit you soon

said dream back to the night wind

yes i know he's cummming (lol)
he's coming cause he is my friend
yes i know he's coming ...
this guy this guy shines brightly in my night
he will bring my life goodness and light
he will help me to have awesome nights ... hehe

 

[Guest]

Dracoa???

Dream

What the hell happened to Art??

 

[biggbear8]

cookie hehhehehee hugs and kisses

cookie my sweet you are something .

with words you cant be beat
you have limericks thay are so neat
now ur doing songd thats great
dont stop their grand
you make people laugh
some even standing on their hands
all laughing and rolling on the floor screaming
more more more .

 

[~Dream~]

Re: Dracoa???

Dream

What the hell happened to Art??

_____________
get a clue Troll , when you have the 'balls ' to register your name i will fill you in ,lol and by the way shit happens , Dracoa = NOW and my future possibly so deal w/ it

 

[cookiejar]

Jolly Old Sir CJ

(sung to the tune of "Jolly Old St. Nicholas)

Jolly old Sir CJ
Lean your crotch this way!
Don't you tell a single soul
that I want to play!
Pull your pants down , 1 2 3
Now, you hot hard man
Whisper what you'll bring to me;
ten inches if you can.

When your cock is striking twelve,
You are in so deep
Inside my little lovehole
With your dick you'll creep;
All the cock socks you will find
Hanging in a row;
Yours will be the longest one,
You bet that I will know.

CJ wants her in his bed
admiring all her charms
slipping on a condom
they want no false slarms.
Pumping and a pounding
rising then he falls
the bed is really bounding
Sir CJ and his balls!

 

[good4u2]

LOL all. will be hard not to think of these when I hear Chrismas songs on the radio....
gives new meaning to "Hear cums Santa Clause"

have a wonderful weekend all

on Dasher
on Dancer (WEG)
on Prancer and Vixen (and you know who you are)
on Condom and Cupid (they sort of go together)
aww helll
good night

 

[RAW1966]

TO MY SWEET LOVE COOKIE

sung to the tune of "Up On The Housetop")
quote
originally posted by cookiejar

Out in her front yard , it gave Cookie pause
A sleigh pulls in with Santa Raws
In thru the front door with lots of toys
vibrators , dildoes , oh what joys
Ho, ho, ho! Rob's pants go
Ho, ho, ho! He wants a blow
Into the bedroom , quick quick quick
Under the covers with Rob's sweet dick!
Spreading her legs , gee so swell
Oh, dear Santa fill it well
Give her a vibe to give her sighs
One whose batteries never dies!
Ho, ho, ho! So you've been nice?
Ho, ho, ho! Rob's thinking twice!
Mount old Santa, quick quick quick
Give him a taste of your boobs to lick!
Look in the pants of Santa Raw
Please will you unhinge your jaw?
Here is a jar with a great big rack
Santa licked up and down her crack
Ho, ho, ho! See her cum?
Ho, ho, ho! Rob's jaw is numb!
Out thru the backdoor , quick quick quick
In thru the fronf door hubby Nick!


__________________

thank u honey it was so sweet thinking of u always my sweet lover u r so clever and witty and u have the juciest pair of titties

 

[cookiejar]

Bannor , Yes He's cumming to Town

(sung to "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town")

You better prepare
let down your hair
get your butt bare
my warning is fair!
Bannor , yes he's cumming to town!

Now here is the grist
comes out of the mist
he's making his list
of whom he will tryst!
Bannor , yes he's cumming to town!

He sees you in your panties
He wants to get inside
He always is so bad...that's good
When you take him for a ride!

O! You better undress
take off your top
he likes to caress
and certainly bop!
Bannor , yes he's cumming to town

 

[cookiejar]

Deck Dom's Balls and Lick His Lolly

(sung to "Deck The Halls")


Deck Dom's balls and lick his lolly
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Tis the time to make him jolly
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Postage due....I have no money
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Let him have a little cunny
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Servicing that hot stud "maleman"
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Through snow and sleet and hail...this male can
Fa la la la la, la la la la

I licked his stamp....he's on his way
Fa la la la la, la la la la
He'll fill my box another day
Fa la la la la, la la la la

 

[cookiejar]

Cookie the red-faced woman
had some very shiny toes
and if you ever saw them
You would even say they glowed

all of the other women used to cry and play their games
they never wanted cookie to take her toes and make some fame
then 1 foggy Christmas eve , Santa came to say
Cookie
with your toes so bright ..
the men will want you every night

now how the women love her ..
Cookie's toes have brought them glee
they paint their toes like cookie's
and let all the man come see

Ty Dream......and my toes thank you!!

cookie

 

[cookiejar]

LOL all. will be hard not to think of these when I hear Chrismas songs on the radio....
gives new meaning to "Hear cums Santa Clause"

have a wonderful weekend all

on Dasher
on Dancer (WEG)
on Prancer and Vixen (and you know who you are)
on Condom and Cupid (they sort of go together)
aww helll
good night

Lol Thanx good!! Have a great weekend!!

cookie

 

[bashfull]

Bashful are you really shy?
then please will you tell me why
you hung all your stockins
put pics of your cock in
when the ladies look...my oh my!



cookie

(blush) Must be the little elf, darlin'. I'm gonna pound that ....

 

[cookiejar]

12 DAYS OF LIT CHRISTMAS

12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

On the first day of Christmas, tigerjen sent to me...
a bottle of Chianti and Sir T

On the second day of Christmas, Dream sent to me
Two ten inch dildoes and a bottle of Chianti and Sir T

On the third day of Christmas, Jewelz sent to me
Three raunchy pornos, Two ten inch dildoes and a bottle
of Chianti and Sir T

On the fourth day of Christmas, alwaysawake sent to me
Four pairs of thongs , Three raunchy pornos,
Two ten inch dildoes and a bottle
of Chianti and Sir T

On the fifth day of Christmas, Ozme sent to me
Five red-hot pics ,
Four pairs of thongs , Three raunchy pornos,
Two ten inch dildoes
and a bottle
of Chianti and Sir T

On the sixth day of Christmas, Bashful sent to me
Six men a laying, Five red-hot pics , Four pairs of thongs ,
Three raunchy pornos,
Two ten inch dildoes
and a bottle
of Chianti and Sir T

On the seventh day of Christmas, Blue Dolphin sent to me
Seven scorching poems , Six men a laying,
Five red-hot pics ,
Four pairs of thongs , Three raunchy pornos,
Two ten inch dildoes
and a bottle
of Chianti and Sir T

On the eighth day of Christmas, kkceohcs sent to me
Eight deep French kisses , Seven scorching poems , Six men a laying,
Five red-hot pics ,
Four pairs of thongs , Three raunchy pornos,
Two ten inch dildoes
and a bottle
of Chianti and Sir T

On the ninth day of Christmas, Slick sent to me
Nine propositions , Eight deep French kisses ,
Seven scorching poems , Six men a laying,
Five red-hot pics ,
Four pairs of thongs , Three raunchy pornos,
Two ten inch dildoes
and a bottle
of Chianti and Sir T

On the tenth day of Christmas, Kiki sent to me
Ten lords a-scewing ,
Nine propositions , Eight deep French kisses ,
Seven scorching poems , Six men a laying,
Five red-hot pics ,
Four pairs of thongs , Three raunchy pornos,
Two ten inch dildoes
and a bottle
of Chianti and Sir T

On the eleventh day of Christmas, Harmless Pig sent to me
eleven sexy nighties , Ten lords a-scewing ,
Nine propositions , Eight deep French kisses ,
Seven scorching poems , Six men a laying,
Five red-hot pics ,
Four pairs of thongs , Three raunchy pornos,
Two ten inch dildoes
and a bottle
of Chianti and Sir T

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Gunner sent to me
Twelve all-nighters , eleven sexy nighties , Ten lords a-scewing ,
Nine propositions , Eight deep French kisses ,
Seven scorching poems , Six men a laying,
Five red-hot pics ,
Four pairs of thongs , Three raunchy pornos,
Two ten inch dildoes
and a bottle
of Chianti and Sir T