Lit People Limericks

[RAW1966]

TY SWEET COOKIE

THANK YOU FOR YOUR LIMERICK

HERES ONE FOR U


COOKIE IS SO SWEET
SHE REALLY IS QUITE A TREAT
ROBBIE LOVES TO EAT
HE LOVES IT WHEN SHE SUCKS HIS MEAT
AND THEN HE RETURNS TO EAT HIS SWEET
HE SPREADS HER LEGS WIDE APART
AND THEN GETS DOWN TO THE TASK
IT REALLY IS QUITE AN ART
TO EAT COOKIE OUT
TO MAKE HER SCREAM AND SHOUT
HE USES HIS TONGUE IN AND OUT
TILL SHE SAYS NO MORE HUN
IM JUST ABOUT TO CUM
THEN HE KNOW S HIS WORK IS DONE


LOVE U COOKIE FROM YOUR COOKIE MUNCHER ROBBIE

 

[~Dream~]

there was an Aussie name of Raw
the finest dude you ever saw
well he was gone
but now He's back
so now his body I'll attack!!
So watch out Raw cause Here Comes Dream
my wrestling moves will make ya scream!! hehe


** for my tag team partner lol

 

[Harmless Pig]

There was a raven-haired beauty named rosy
with who Pig wanted to get quite cozy.
Pig said with a grin, as he scratched his chin,
"I wish she'd sit on my nosy!"

 

[biggbear8]

cookie

just a bump in the limerick hehehhehehehehhee

 

[RAW1966]

TO MY WRESTLING BUDDY

THEREIS A LADY NAMED DREAM
SHE MAKES THE MEN ALL CREAM
AND THEN SHE MAKES THEM SCREAM
AND THEN THEY WAKE FROM THERE DREAM
SO HOT AND FULL OF STEAM
WAS IT A DREAM
THEN THEY LOOK AT THERE JEANS
COVERED IN CREAM
WHAT A HOT DREAM


HOPE U LIKE THAT ONE MY WRESTLING BUDDY DREAMER

 

[RAW1966]

TO A SWEET FRIEND ROSY

ROSY IS A HOT PIECE OF ASS
SHE IS TOP OF THE CLASS
WHEN SHE WIGGLES THAT HOT ASS
ALL THE MEN GO TO TOP OF THE CLASS
BECAUSE THEY WANT ROSYS ASS
SHE SETS THEM A HARD TASK
TO SEE WHICH MAN COMPLETES THE TASK
TO PLAY WITH HER HOT ASS



HOPE U LIKE ROSY FRIENDS FOREVER

 

[cookiejar]

Cookie...for an orgy she was hot-to-trot
she pulled out a cot to take on the lot
quietly she stretched out
then she started to pout
no one wanted her special spot!!





cookie

 

[biggbear8]

COOKIE LIMERICKS

ALONG CAME BEAR
SEEN COOKIE POUTING THERE
GOT DOWN ON HIS KNEES
AND STARTED LICKING BETWEEN HER KNEES
COOKIE LOOKING DOWN SAY A LITTLE HIGHER PLEASE
AND BEAR WITHOUT A CARE STARTED LICKING HER THERE
HITTING COOKIES SPOT WITH HIS TONGUE
NOW SHE GRINNING EAR TO EAR



HUGS AND KISSES SWEEETIE!!!!

 

[cookiejar]

The orgy was starting to rock
men were picking Cookie's lock
she said guys please
you don't need keys
it opens with a fella's cock!



cookie

 

[biggbear8]

limerick

bear growled and was first in line
stuck his key in and if fit just devine
cookies body shook to and fro
cumming hard she screamed give me mo'e
a growling and a grunting bear give it all
as she moaned and sighs
i think ive gone to heaven and died
no sweetie i said
im just the best man uve ever had
and bear did not stop
he had her on the side, from behind and finally on top
and when it was all done
she said whew that was fun
can you make another run.

 

[rosylady]

Re: TO A SWEET FRIEND ROSY

ROSY IS A HOT PIECE OF ASS
SHE IS TOP OF THE CLASS
WHEN SHE WIGGLES THAT HOT ASS
ALL THE MEN GO TO TOP OF THE CLASS
BECAUSE THEY WANT ROSYS ASS
SHE SETS THEM A HARD TASK
TO SEE WHICH MAN COMPLETES THE TASK
TO PLAY WITH HER HOT ASS



HOPE U LIKE ROSY FRIENDS FOREVER

Thank Raw



There was a man named Raw
who wanted a cookie from the cookiejar
he knew he was breaking the law
with his hand stuck in the jar
he spent time behind bars.

 

[RAW1966]

TO ROSY

originally posted by rosy

Thank Raw



There was a man named Raw
who wanted a cookie from the cookiejar
he knew he was breaking the law
with his hand stuck in the jar
he spent time behind bars.


rosy is all class
she has a nice ass
as she lay on the grass
she was top of the class
as the men all gasped
what a fine piece of ass

 

[1sexylady]

There is a really cute guy named Buggy...
and every day I give him Huggies....
But he wants more than that.....
The Buggy wants his huggies with some tuggies..

 

[RAW1966]

TO MY SWEET COOKIE FROM THE COOKIE MUNCHER

COOKIE PLAYED HOOKIE
SHE WANTED SOME NOOKIE
AND ROB WAS NO ROOKIE
HE HAD A GOOD LOOKIE


HE LAID ON HER BED
AND BURIED HIS HEAD
AS COOKIE SAID I WANT TO GIVE U HEAD
ROBBIE LAID ON THE BED
AS COOKIE SWALLOWED HIS HEAD


HE TOLD COOKIE TO LIE ON HER BACK
AS HE LICKED AT HER CRACK
HMMM WHAT A NICE SNACK
YOU ON YOUR BACK
IM ON THE RIGHT TRACK



hi babe from the cookie muncher robbie

 

[Guest]

i still haven't seen sweetest cookie,
she clearly must be playing hookie;
i need sugar frees,
i'm down on my knees!
for middlestump please have a lookie



i keep waiting for an e-mail from lit. so that i can open up my registration, but it's taking an age. Drop me a line to let me know you're ok - middlestump1@hotmail.com

 

[cookiejar]

Raw that naughty Oz man
came up with a wonderful plan
he bought him a sleigh
so the girls he could lay
now his cute ass has a tan!



cookie

 

[cookiejar]

A randy licking Santa named Bear
was pawing his way thru her hair
he said honey shave
then his man will rave
or at least use a bottle of Nair!





cookie

 

[cookiejar]

Good4u2 laid under the tree
wrapped up as sweet as could be
Cookie pulled off the paper
she set fire to his taper
he fits her Xmas wish to a tee!







cookie

 

[cookiejar]

STUDDOG he went Xmas shopping
his long list really kept him hopping
he wanted a cute elf
to put on his shelf
when he saw her his eyes started popping!





cookie

 

[ozme52]

Raw that naughty Oz man
came up with a wonderful plan
he bought him a sleigh
so the girls he could lay
now his cute ass has a tan!



cookie

That AV gives me such ideas Cookie.

three times I attempted a rhyme
three times I failed to make time
my mind is awash
with thoughts I can't quash
that cute little butt should be mine!

 

[cookiejar]

Cookie was crying boo hoo
I really have nothing to do
she pulled Ozme's bow
revealed him head to toe
now she cries "Scooby Doo"!




cookie

 

[cookiejar]

BAH HUMBUG said Scrooge to Dream
I wanted to make you scream
here's a Xmas "goose"
to get you all loose
and help you let off some steam!






cookie

 

[cookiejar]

Our Rosy took Tiny Tim
a Xmas bj for him
he went quite insane
he lost his cane
now Tim is out on a limb!



cookie

 

[cookiejar]

Bashful are you really shy?
then please will you tell me why
you hung all your stockins
put pics of your cock in
when the ladies look...my oh my!



cookie

 

[rosylady]

funny limericks cookie