Lit People Limericks

[STUDDOG]

Sweet Cookie

STUDDOG
Now STUDDOG he loves his sweets
he's always looking for good eats
he stuck his nose in the jar
they were the best by far
oh how he does love them treats!

cookie
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How STUD does love his Treats
his Cookie he does want to eat
his heart is a pounding
his pant they are mounding
Oh how he loves Cookie's sweets


Kisses and Hugs Cookie

STUDDOG

 

[~Dream~]

Now Studdog is a friend of mine
and my oh my HIS BODY'S FINE
He leaves me gifts cause He's so sweet
someday with Him i'd like to meet
I watch the lady's gather round
when they hear Studdog is in town!!

 

[~Dream~]

now ozme he has cast his spell
he really knows Dream rather well
He comes from Cali this is true
land of the ocean bright and blue
but If oz and I played in the sand...
I'd have to watch where he'd put his hands!!

 

[STUDDOG]

Dream.....kisses

Now Studdog is a friend of mine
and my oh my HIS BODY'S FINE
He leaves me gifts cause He's so sweet
someday with Him i'd like to meet
I watch the lady's gather round
when they hear Studdog is in town!!

Dream
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Thank you sweet beautiful Dream


Now Dream's as juicey as a plum
I want to lick her and just humm
she's makes he feel so great
someday I'll hopefully get to mate
before I'm to old to give it FINE
and Dream might not be so kind!!!!

STUDDOG

 

[carrie-on]

This was written by my hubby...

I once met a lady named Carrie
Whose touch is as light as a fairy
Her smile so sweet
Knocked me off my feet
Soon knowing she's the girl that I'd marry


Isn't he sweet?

 

[biggbear8]

carrie on

wow carrie

you have a good hubby hope he's still writing limericks and poems for you u are a lucky woman.

 

[carrie-on]

I consider myself very lucky,thanks bear.
He is full of surprises for me all the time. We have been married for almost 30 yrs and he told me when we were dating that being married to him would never be boring.

 

[biggbear8]

carrie on

the sweet lady carrie on married thirty years
to her hubby who is very loving and dear
marry me my love dove
and a boring life u'll never have
as the surprises year after year arrived
i am so happy to be with him he makes me feel so alive
and every day she loves him more and deeper in her heart


from bear hope u like it


{{{{ carrie on her hubby}}}}


it wonderful to hear a good love story.

 

[carrie-on]

awwwwww bear...thank you! huggggggg

 

[ozme52]

now ozme he has cast his spell
he really knows Dream rather well
He comes from Cali this is true
land of the ocean bright and blue
but If oz and I played in the sand...
I'd have to watch where he'd put his hands!!

Yes, you would Dream!

 

[rosylady]

An attempt at a limerick

There is a man named Bear
Who thought he would lay a snare
to trap a Dream
to make her scream
"Take me, I Dare".

 

[biggbear8]

ROSY

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE


THAT WAS GREAT ROSY HUGS AND KISSES

 

[cookiejar]

Bashful ....he was aflame
for a lovely dame
she lit his match
took him down her hatch
of course Bash he came!!!





cookie

 

[cookiejar]

For English Lady

English Lady that sweet red rose
decided to strike a sexy pose
she laid on her back
she sure had a knack
to store away a man's hose.




cookie

 

[carrie-on]

cookiejar...you are very good at writing limericks.

 

[cookiejar]

Ty Carrie.....for you.....



A lovely lady our Carrie
I know why her hubby did marry
put him under her spell
by loving him so well
he just loves to taste Carrie's berry!!


Lucky you ....your guy sounds great!

cookie

 

[carrie-on]

Ty Carrie.....for you.....



A lovely lady our Carrie
I know why her hubby did marry
put him under her spell
by loving him so well
he just loves to taste Carrie's berry!!


Lucky you ....your guy sounds great!

cookie

Awwww.Thank You,cookie! He is a pretty good guy, but don't tell HIM I said that...LOL just kidding,we get along pretty well most of the time!
He says he does like my berries! (especially with cream!)

 

[omahaman2]

i met a lady on lit
we were a perfect fit
her name is jenny
she is a tenny
and i so love her to bit

 

[English Lady]

thankyou cookiejar!!



there was a cookiejar
who i spied from afar
i picked out cookie
oooh wasn't I lucky!
so for my biscuit I must say Ta!



hows that? I am terrible with rhymes!!!

 

[cookiejar]

Cookie some help she needed
she begged and then she pleaded
Till a sweet lady named Lost
she helped at no cost
to Cookie's plea she heeded!

{{{{{{{{{LOST}}}}}}}}}



cookie

 

[SaltydogNH]

There is an old sailor named Salty
who's logic was occasionaly faulty
He think he was right
and prepare to fight
expecting to be treated as royalty

 

[Slick]

One for Rosy


There's Rosy that foxy brunette
She's really as fit as they get
I just can't get enough
Seeing her the buff
She's a stripper I'll never forget

 

[rosylady]

There is an old sailor named Salty
who's logic was occasionaly faulty
He think he was right
and prepare to fight
expecting to be treated as royalty

Thats great Salty.

 

[rosylady]

Re: One for Rosy

There's Rosy that foxy brunette
She's really as fit as they get
I just can't get enough
Seeing her the buff
She's a stripper I'll never forget

Awwwwwwww thanks Slick.

 

[bashfull]

Bashful ....he was aflame
for a lovely dame
she lit his match
took him down her hatch
of course Bash he came!!!





cookie

I am such a knave,
for a sweet I did crave.
Now I sleep in the car
for redhanded I was caught,
my hands in Cookiejar.



I lack your talent, ma'am. thank you for thinking of me.