Lit People Limericks

[kikmosa]

When Lady decided to sup
She sipped from a passion filled cup
This caused her to sigh
MMM..I need a guy
Now who's number should I look up??

Hi ya Lady. (((hugs)))

 

[cookiejar]

Re: TO A WONDERFUL SWEET LADY COOKIE

COOKIE IS SO SWEET
SHE IS GOOD ENOUGH TO EAT
LOVE IT WHEN SHE BEATS MY MEAT
THEN I GIVE HER SOMETHING GOOD TO BEAT
SHE THINKS IT IS A GREAT TREAT
SHE JUMPS TO HER FEET
AND BEGS FOR HER TREAT
AS SHE GOES WILD EATING MY MEAT



TO MY SWEET SEXY ANGEL ALWAYS YOURS THINK OF U EVERY MINUTE OF THE DAY U ADORABLE WOMEN

Whew!!!! Cold shower time!!!!




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[cookiejar]

Re: limericks

here was a lady named cookie
who wanted some nookie
along came bigbear
and said ill take good care
and showed im no rookie
now im in her little black bookie

Omg rofl.....ty bear!!!



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[cookiejar]

TY guys!!!! Keep them cumming!!!

Hey guys ! Ty for the laughs.....I need them badly today.



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[cookiejar]

For good4u2



Said good , a randy young guy
always wanted to give anal a try
so he used the back way
on the girl of the day
now he's always sneaking in on the sly!





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[cookiejar]

For tigerjen




There was a hot lady named jen
who wanted to score a perfect ten
so she tried them all
the short and the tall
now jen has the men saying "when".







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[cookiejar]

For churchydom


Dom....a "male" man so hot
the ladies all like him a lot
so to get in his pants
is a big game of chance
so now cookie has to plot!






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[Blue Dolphin]

Once met a lady named Rosy,
and one time I sent her a posy
then we did play
have sex all the day
under her blankets so cozy

 

[rosylady]

Once met a lady named Rosy,
and one time I sent her a posy
then we did play
have sex all the day
under her blankets so cozy

LOL Blue that is just great. Thank you I needed a good laugh.

 

[cookiejar]

For chillywilly2



A wild sexy man named chilly
was chasing cookie willy nilly
she said....Bean my dear
you are getting so near
I now know your willy's a dilly!








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[Blue Dolphin]

then I saw sweet golden eyes
laid my head between her thighs
licked her lip
kissed her clit
and died beneath her sighs

 

[Blue Dolphin]

For chillywilly2



A wild sexy man named chilly
was chasing cookie willy nilly
she said....Bean my dear
you are getting so near
I now know your willy's a dilly!








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LMFAO

 

[Blue Dolphin]

Cookie looked into my eyes
slid her hand along my thighs
in my pants
she took a chance
and got a BIG surprise

 

[Blue Dolphin]

I once met a lady named cheeky
whose pussy was ever so squeaky
I licked it so fine
for hours at a time
and now it`s my tongue that is creaky

 

[Blue Dolphin]

There once was a lady named Daisy
whose mouth used to drive the men crazy
she`d lick down their shaft
and then start to laugh
as their eyes turned to green and went hazy

 

[cookiejar]

For Blue Dolphin


BD was a sneaky old gent
so off to rosy's he went
he knew this mornie
she really was horny
problem is he gave up rosy for lent!




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[Ladybird]

Don and Orlanth teamed up for a reason,
they wanted to spank and have some fun teasin'.
So they targeted all who double posted,
"be prepared to be spanked" both of them boasted..
"so bare your bottoms, it's now spanking season"!

 

[good4u2]

new to this....

My lyrics they never are rhyming
it has something to do with my timing
my poems sound like crap
looks like Ill go back
behind the bar and continue my whining.

 

[cookiejar]

For RAW1966



A horny Aussie by the name of Raw
used his mouth to pleasure and thaw
a girl named of cookie
who then played hooky
cause Raw's mouth should be against the law!




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[cookiejar]

For biggbear8



Bear said cookie baby time for round two
he then carried her off to his igloo
his manhood came out
she gave a shout
hey honey there's enough here for two!!





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[Blue Dolphin]

Blue Dolphin did think he was slick
yet always he came far too quick
took some advice
then he used ice
and now! he is known as Blue Dick

 

[Golden Eyes]

Mmmm, Nice B lue Very Nice, Have anymore for me? wink, I am not good when it comes to poems or limericks ! LOL

 

[good4u2]

trying to get better

Good glanced askance down the bar
Rosy had opened her blouse somewhat far
If you knew what I'm thinkin
you'd quit your drinkin
And join me in back of my car

She winked at him slyly
and said somewhat shyly
I'm afraid we'd go way too far

Good smiled and he sighed
I've prodded and plyed
And promised you pleasures unknown
You tease and you taunt me
In my dreams you haunt me
and I arise with a pants full of wood

if you just let me demonstrate once
my talents, skills and endurance
It will be easy to see
what they all nicknamed me,
and the reason my name is still Good

 

[naughtygirl]

Hi guys! Ok I'll give it a try....

There once was this girl named NG
who was as blue as the deep dark sea,
then along came SecretScribe
with his very, very good vibe
and now she is as happy as can be!

 

[cookiejar]

Cookie went on a search for a studmuffin
up hill and dale....huffing and puffing
she found a cute stud
who was really a dud
cause his pants were full of stuffing!






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