Lit People Limericks

[cookiejar]

Cookie looked into my eyes
slid her hand along my thighs
in my pants
she took a chance
and got a BIG surprise

thank you.

 

[biggbear8]

limericks

dream hugs and kisses

theres a sweet lady named dream
her smiles makes you beem
if you look into her eyes
you see sparlkes from the sky
aand when she leaves your heart sighs


dream thx for the smiles

 

[biggbear8]

limericks

rosy hugs and kisses


sweetrosylady is her name
with her frienship she plays no games
if your lucky to get to her heart
you have a friend from the start
sweet rosy's a lady all the way


hugs and kisses rosy

so guy watch out and please dont give rosy
any yellow posie

 

[biggbear8]

limericks

cookie hugs and kisses


my sweet sweet cookiejar
is the finest lady by far
she is friendly and kind
and always finds
the sweeter side of life
so guys before you start
remember she has a very kind heart


hugsss and kisses love you cookie

 

[cookiejar]

Re: limericks

cookie hugs and kisses


my sweet sweet cookiejar
is the finest lady by far
she is friendly and kind
and always finds
the sweeter side of life
so guys before you start
remember she has a very kind heart


hugsss and kisses love you cookie

*sitting on bear's lap.....nuzzling his neck* Ty for being my friend!! I love you too!!


cookie

 

[biggbear8]

limerick

hugs and kisses ladies of lit


for all of the ladies of lit
you all have a sense of wit
you love to play and flirt and tease
and the guys they try to please
so guys we have to respect them and you'll learn
that its their respect you well earn
so give them their just rewards
and you just might scream "ohhhh lord"


to all the ladies you have my highest respect
and to me you are all ladies and all beautiful

hugs and kisses
bear

 

[~Dream~]

Re: limericks

dream hugs and kisses

theres a sweet lady named dream
her smiles makes you beem
if you look into her eyes
you see sparlkes from the sky
aand when she leaves your heart sighs


dream thx for the smiles

_______________

now ya did it , made me cry.. how beautiful bear! I just love you for that!! mmm *huggs** what a sweetheart you are !!!

 

[~Dream~]

loved it Nasty!!

Hi guys! Ok I'll give it a try....

There once was this girl named NG
who was as blue as the deep dark sea,
then along came SecretScribe
with his very, very good vibe
and now she is as happy as can be!

____________ you go girl

heres another from me!!:
Dracoa ,he brought the Cuffs to chat
he wanted to show Dream ,just where it was at
to be Dom-like it was His pleasure
trying to take on another one's treasure
with a voice so sexy it makes Dream wet
will HE get His way? care to take any bets??

 

[biggbear8]

dream

dream you are very welcome
it is my pleasure you are beautiful sweet and kind and deserve the best life has to offer

hugs and kisses

 

[~Dream~]

Re: dream

dream you are very welcome
it is my pleasure you are beautiful sweet and kind and deserve the best life has to offer

hugs and kisses

_________________
ty once again darlin , kisses ya

 

[Golden Eyes]

Bigbear, that was soooo nice ! Awwww All of you have such a way with words wish I did, sigh.......Oh well LOL I Cant be good at EVERYTHING now can I? LOL

Kidding

GE

 

[Blue Dolphin]

There once was a girl in New York
who thought that her man was a dork
would not go down
just gave her a frown
so she bunged up his ass with a cork

 

[Blue Dolphin]

There was a young lady named Crystal
who thought that my dick was a pistol
she`d pull it so hard
my balls jumped a yard
as I tried to hold on to her bristol


( cockney rhyming slang word here
Bristols are breasts
Bristol city=titty)

 

[trixiefirecracker]

There was a young lady named Cookie
Who was partial to a nice bit of nookie
She screwed all day long
Till her energy was gone
and then she sat and read a bookie....

LOL..I had to hash the last bit but...you get the picture...!!

 

[Blue Dolphin]

There was a young lady named Cookie
Who was partial to a nice bit of nookie
She screwed all day long
Till her energy was gone
and then she sat and read a bookie....

LOL..I had to hash the last bit but...you get the picture...!!

poetic license Trix
np
now then
mmm
lets see
what rhymes with trix?

 

[cookiejar]

There was a young lady named Cookie
Who was partial to a nice bit of nookie
She screwed all day long
Till her energy was gone
and then she sat and read a bookie....

LOL..I had to hash the last bit but...you get the picture...!!

Hey Trix a double shot....I run a bookstore!!! lol



cookie

 

[Blue Dolphin]

poetic license Trix
np
now then
mmm
lets see
what rhymes with trix?

there was a young lady named Trixie
who`d dress up for me like a pixie
flash me her tits
then show other bits
and suck on my dick drinkin whisky

 

[trixiefirecracker]

Hey Trix a double shot....I run a bookstore!!! lol



cookie

Wooohoooo!! LOL
That worked out kinda cool then.....!!

 

[trixiefirecracker]

there was a young lady named Trixie
who`d dress up for me like a pixie
flash me her tits
then show other bits
and suck on my dick drinkin whisky

LOL!!
Now where did i put that damn pixie outfit??? *weg

 

[cookiejar]

For Trixie


There once was a lady named Trix
who found herself partial to men's dix
she sucked on caller
till he got smaller
cause he really loves her lix.







cookie

 

[Blue Dolphin]

LOL!!
Now where did i put that damn pixie outfit??? *weg

smilin now
thought you might go nuts
thanks trix love
big hug
BD

 

[trixiefirecracker]

For Trixie


There once was a lady named Trix
who found herself partial to men's dix
she sucked on caller
till he got smaller
cause he really loves her lix.







cookie

LOL..I love it!!
Gotta show Caller that one.....!!

 

[trixiefirecracker]

smilin now
thought you might go nuts
thanks trix love
big hug
BD

Nuts?? No way!!
Hugsssss!!

 

[Blue Dolphin]

Once I fucked dear Ladybird
she screamed so hard you MUSTA heard
came so much
at my soft touch
as I went for my third

 

[whspr]

Thanks everyone for your posts on here. You all made me
laugh and I love it.....

Keep up the good work....

soft kisses,
whspr