Lit People Limericks

[Don K Dyck]

Limericks . . .

The luscius, lacivious Ladybird,
Only had to mention the word,
To put you in luck
'Cos she wanted to f....
And guys came running in a herd.

 

[~Dream~]

there was a man
named Don K Dyck
he loved to fuck the young girls quick
and sometimes lay them on ther tums
boy can he make those young girls cummm!!

 

[alwaysawake]

There once was a girl named tonitits,
Who aroused all the people on Lit..even the Brits.
When they viewed her form,
Everybody got 'warm',
And wanted to see if something fits...

 

[alwaysawake]

There was a Lit lady, 1sexybrat,
Who could purr when stroked like a cat,
While giving her neck some kisses and a suck,
She whispered "I could cum--like a runaway truck,
When I hear you orgasm hard inside me with a splat!

(BAD Limerick...am gonna get killed! LOL)

 

[Don K Dyck]

Limericks Again . . .

There once was a hot chick called Dream,
To get her to bed was his scheme,
He started her slowly,
She cried, "Oh, Ohhh, 'Oly!!
As he pumped her full up with his cream.

 

[~Dream~]

Re: Limericks Again . . .

There once was a hot chick called Dream,
To get her to bed was his scheme,
He started her slowly,
She cried, "Oh, Ohhh, 'Oly!!
As he pumped her full up with his cream.

________________ ROFLMFAO@ YOU baby

that was awesome !

there once was this man name of Don
that Dream wanted to hop up on
she gathered her will
till she got her Fill
and now she feels that she has Won!!

 

[alwaysawake]

The Phone Sex Queen is AngelofSex,
Whose voice over the lines could weave a spell and a hex,
She was so good with her words,
That the people came to her in herds.
So they lined up three deep, as she cried "Next!"

 

[alwaysawake]

There was a Lit woman named Dream,
Who liked to tease men and make them steam,
She got them so hot,
With that warm, flowing honeypot,
That they had no choice but to cream!

(My apologies, Dream--late nite; silly man! LOL)

 

[churchydom]

For churchydom


Dom....a "male" man so hot
the ladies all like him a lot
so to get in his pants
is a big game of chance
so now cookie has to plot!






cookie

Hahaha.....thank you honey......how's this??


There once was a vixen named Cookie,
In male showers she went for a lookie,
Upon seeing the bods,
She thought they were Gods,
So hung around in the hope for some nookie.

 

[churchydom]

Dreamer.......

Said Dream on one fine winters day,
To Dom "How do you fancy a play?,
With my bum and my clit,
My left and right tit,
And I'll cum without any delay".


Mmmmmmm Dreamer.......(((hugggsssssss))) and 's

 

[alwaysawake]

This vixen they call Tigerjen,
Has satisfied so many men,
Her orgasms so intense,
She makes no pretense,
It's not a question of where...just when.

 

[churchydom]

For Rosy.........

Rosy, the sexy young fox,
Said "Dom, cum play with my box,
You can lick me and tease me,
Suck me and tongue me,
When I'm with you my world just rocks."


ROSY

 

[cookiejar]

Thanx!!!!!

Thank you all ! Keep 'em coming you people are great!!!!


cookie

 

[~Dream~]

mmm lol@ Dom

just for that baby ..

sexy Dom came to visit my house
and he didnt wanna play with my "mouse" (puter one)
we went straight to bed
and I gave him some head
and all he could stay was AROUSED

 

[cookiejar]

Hahaha.....thank you honey......how's this??


There once was a vixen named Cookie,
In male showers she went for a lookie,
Upon seeing the bods,
She thought they were Gods,
So hung around in the hope for some nookie.

Rofl......perfect....sounds like me!!



A postman named Dom liked to screw
he lined ladies up two by two
he said ....all you vamps
it's covered in stamps
cause of course the mail must go through!




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[cookiejar]

For Don K Dyck



Mr. Dyck that horny man down under
he love to loot and plunder
a young lady's box
and fill it with his cox
and split that sweet girl asunder!





cookie

 

[cookiejar]

For always awake


Always awake is a hunk who's quite dear
the ladies to his cock they all steer
he said...girls so little time
to make your bells chime
but for you aa will peservere!





cookie

 

[~Dream~]

lmao

There was a Lit woman named Dream,
Who liked to tease men and make them steam,
She got them so hot,
With that warm, flowing honeypot,
That they had no choice but to cream!

(My apologies, Dream--late nite; silly man! LOL)

____________ I loved it babe ,ty!!

ok here we go
well His name it says always awake
and he really does make my bod shake
when he stays up all night
my pussy's NOT tight
cause He makes me quiver and Quake!! (ROFLMFAO)

 

[~Dream~]

another for Dom

cause I can and i love him ,lol !!

WEG


Dom came from England so they say
to visit Dream one summer's day
When he arrived He got a kiss
and then she told him "pleasure THIS"
and when He left he scratched his head
"Why did I ever get out of her bed'?

 

[cookiejar]

For Ladybird



Ladyird that luscious ma'am was fixin'
to go down on old Dick Nixon
sucking Lyndon was boring
I really feel like snoring
but it's great when Dickie Nixons' dix in!







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[~Dream~]

another for Dracoa.

hi baby

Dream rode a dragon so they say
His name was Dracoa ,He liked to play
She licked him up and licked him down
She RODE Him all over the town
and when at last He fucked her HARD
Dream finally let down her guard
She told HIM just how *wet* she got
and wished that he would stop now .... NOT!!

 

[cookiejar]

For ~Dream~


Sexy Dream's men all stood in a line
cause that lady... boy was she fine
they all stuck out their dicks
Dream's tongue gave them all licks
she said get lost you girls they're all mine!


Dream you selfish broad!! *giggling*






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[Don K Dyck]

Reputation Ahead . . .

For Don K Dyck



Mr. Dyck that horny man down under
he love to loot and plunder
a young lady's box
and fill it with his cox
and split that sweet girl asunder!
cookie

heheheh . . . you better believe it, Cookiejar . . .

 

[Ladybird]

For Ladybird
Ladyird that luscious ma'am was fixin'
to go down on old Dick Nixon
sucking Lyndon was boring
I really feel like snoring
but it's great when Dickie Nixons' dix in!

Oh cookie.. you're good hon! Thank you... let's see what I can do..

There once was a lady named cookie
who frequently bedded her bookie.
He'd give her a tip,
then bring out the whip..
and finish off with some nookie.

 

[rosylady]

For Blue Dolphin


BD was a sneaky old gent
so off to rosy's he went
he knew this mornie
she really was horny
problem is he gave up rosy for lent!




cookie

LOL cookie, thats a double shot. way to go. these are so funny.