Lit Sexual 'Cluedo' Thread

Essa decided that Kylan needed to try out the new fucking machine he was building on lovemonster first because...
 
Essa decided that Kylan needed to try out the new fucking machine he was building on lovemonster first because there was nobody better to give it a long and thorough testing before unleashing it on the world :D :devil:


Kylan rubbed his.....
 
Kylan rubbed his lamp wishing for somebody who wouldn't mind rubbing his....
 
Kylan rubbed his lamp wishing for somebody who wouldn't mind rubbing his magnificent staff of Domination and...
 
Kylan rubbed his lamp wishing for somebody who wouldn't mind rubbing his magnificent staff of Domination and could give him a good spit and polish ;)


Essa was running towards.....
 
Essa was running towards the kitchen in her 6" heels when she saw Kylan doing the washing up and.....
 
Essa was running towards the kitchen in her 6" heels when she saw Kylan doing the washing up and realised it was a dream :p


lovemonster was kneeling before...
 
Kylan said:
Essa was running towards the kitchen in her 6" heels when she saw Kylan doing the washing up and realised it was a dream :p

;)


lovemonster was kneeling before the altar in.....
 
lovemonster was kneeling before the altar in pale blue silks that swirled lightly as...
 
lovemonster was kneeling before the altar in pale blue silks that swirled lightly as Kylan aimed a fan up her skirt :D


Kylan was lying in....
 
Kylan was lying in wait outside lovemonsters place of work when...
 
Kylan was lying in wait outside lovemonsters place of work when he was accosted by a man with a huge meat cleaver and.....
 
Kylan was lying in wait outside lovemonsters place of work when he was accosted by a man with a huge meat cleaver and he took the cleaver off him, sharpened it, handed it back saying "Try again." :D

lovemonster bent over a freezer in the supermarket when...
 
Kylan said:
Kylan was lying in wait outside lovemonsters place of work when he was accosted by a man with a huge meat cleaver and he took the cleaver off him, sharpened it, handed it back saying "Try again." :D

:p

lovemonster bent over a freezer in the supermarket when she felt a cold finger along her....
 
lovemonster bent over a freezer in the supermarket when she felt a cold finger along her slightly parted thighs. She...
 
lovemonster bent over a freezer in the supermarket when she felt a cold finger along her slightly parted thighs. She jumped and then told Kylan that now he'd opened the packet of fish sticks he had to buy them :D

Essa was beating Kylan's....
 
lovemonster said:
lovemonster bent over a freezer in the supermarket when she felt a cold finger along her slightly parted thighs. She jumped and then told Kylan that now he'd opened the packet of fish sticks he had to buy them :D

Essa was beating Kylan's....
:D


Essa was beating Kylan's girlfriend because she...
 
Essa was beating Kylan's girlfriend because she wouldn't give her the.....
 
Essa was beating Kylan's girlfriend because she wouldn't give her the other end of the double ended dildo ;)

Never a truer word spoken in jest.
:D


lovemonster sat in front of the PC with....
 
Kylan said:
Essa was beating Kylan's girlfriend because she wouldn't give her the other end of the double ended dildo ;)

Never a truer word spoken in jest.
:D

LOL...I can quite believe it...:D


lovemonster sat in front of the PC with a bottle of olive oil and three large....
 
lovemonster sat in front of the PC with ...

lovemonster sat in front of the PC with a bottle of olive oil and three large vegitables by her side .


Candiman drove
 
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