Lit Sexual 'Cluedo' Thread

[Kylan]

Candiman drove over lovemonsters cat so she gave him a slap for a reward, she hated the little bastard.


Candiman was so pleased to be slapped he...

 

[lovemonster]

Candiman drove over lovemonsters cat so she gave him a slap for a reward, she hated the little bastard.

Candiman was so pleased to be slapped he grabbed his....

 

[Kylan]

Candiman was so pleased to be slapped he grabbed his windscreen wiper and...

 

[lovemonster]

Candiman was so pleased to be slapped he grabbed his windscreen wiper and broke it which is why he can't drive when it rains


Kylan laughed at....

 

[Kylan]

Kylan laughed at the little kid that dropped his ice-cream and...

 

[lovemonster]

Kylan laughed at the little kid that dropped his ice-cream and when lovemonster told him how cruel he was, he......

 

[Kylan]

Kylan laughed at the little kid that dropped his ice-cream and when lovemonster told him how cruel he was, he threw her over his shoulder and carried her off to his tent


lovemonster was running down the street when....

 

[lovemonster]

Kylan laughed at the little kid that dropped his ice-cream and when lovemonster told him how cruel he was, he threw her over his shoulder and carried her off to his tent

you forgot to add 'giving himself a hernia in the process'

lovemonster was running down the street when she spotted a pinny that would be perfect for Kylan so she....

 

[Macdaddy23]

lovemonster was running down the streen ween Macdaddy feel

 

[Essa]

you forgot to add 'giving himself a hernia in the process'

lovemonster was running down the street when she spotted a pinny that would be perfect for Kylan so she....

lovemonster was running down the street when she spotted a pinny that would be perfect for Kylan so she tripped in her haste exposing her....

 

[lovemonster]

lovemonster was running down the street when she spotted a pinny that would be perfect for Kylan so she tripped in her haste exposing her penchant for wearing leather underwear


Essa lifted her....

 

[Essa]

lovemonster was running down the street when she spotted a pinny that would be perfect for Kylan so she tripped in her haste exposing her penchant for wearing leather underwear


Essa lifted her....

Essa lifted her skirt up over her...

 

[lovemonster]

Essa lifted her skirt up over her knees and showed the.........

 

[Essa]

Essa lifted her skirt up over her knees and showed the boys her grass stains


Lovemonster was cooking....

 

[lovemonster]

Essa lifted her skirt up over her knees and showed the boys her grass stains

lovemonster was cooking up a plan to get Kylan into the....

 

[Essa]

lovemonster was cooking up a plan to get Kylan into the kitchen when he...

 

[lovemonster]

lovemonster was cooking up a plan to get Kylan into the kitchen when he made a run for it and fell over the laundry basket.

Witchie was talking to.....

 

[Essa]

Witchie was talking to Lovemonster about maths equations when...

 

[lovemonster]

Witchie was talking to Lovemonster about maths equations when they both realised it was a load of bollocks and started to discuss.....

 

[Essa]

Witchie was talking to Lovemonster about maths equations when they both realised it was a load of bollocks and started to discuss Sex


Essa took her daily tablets with..

 

[lovemonster]

Witchie was talking to Lovemonster about maths equations when they both realised it was a load of bollocks and started to discuss Sex

Essa took her daily tablets with a large bottle of.....

 

[Essa]

Essa took her daily tablets with a large bottle of paracetamol all of a sudden she felt...

 

[Dragonteeth]

Essa took her daily tablets with a large bottle of paracetamol all of a sudden she felt...

Essa took her daily tablets with a large bottle of paracetamol all of a sudden she felt strange and turned...

 

[Essa]

Essa took her daily tablets with a large bottle of paracetamol all of a sudden she felt strange and turned to her bottle of vodka and downed it in one


Lovemonster watched....

 

[Kylan]

Lovemonster watched in dumbstruck wonder as Essa...